Jersey Shore stars Ronnie Ortiz-Magro and Sammi Giancola, the Richard Burton and Elizabeth Taylor of the modern age, have broken up yet again. No, guys. It's for real this time. Just like it was last time. Yup, it's done. Over. For good. I miss you. Come snuggle. No, that doesn't mean we're together. Oh, OK, now we…
Jersey Shore brawler Ronnie Ortiz-Magro had his day in court in New Jersey today for the fight that he was in during season one of the show. No, not that fight when he was on the boardwalk with Sammy, the other fight where he knocked a guy out outside of Karma. So confusing!
Ronnie Ortiz-Magro, the guy on Jersey Shore who isn't the Situation or Paulie D or the other guy, was arrested on Sunday over unpaid parking tickets. He was released while I was in the middle of writing a protest ballad.
