George Clooney Put a Picture of His Dick on the Roseanne Refrigerator
Wanted: A picture of an allegedly averaged-sized megastar's penis peeking out from a pair of glasses in a below-the-belt Groucho Marx look. Have you seen this dick?
Comedian Roseanne Barr came in 5th in the presidential race Tuesday. She tweeted Obama congrats, though. Flip-flopper.
Tom Arnold's Tenderness, Ellen Barkin's Valium, Gilbert Gottfried's Tsunami Revisiting: The Adorable Messes of Roseanne's Roast
Above is a highlight reel of last night's Roast of Roseanne on Comedy Central. Its messiness was an aesthetic choice — many members of the panel, whose star power was repeatedly called out for being underwhelming, aired out their dirty laundry. Carrie Fisher talked about her addiction and its affect on her memory, but…
Here's why you should vote for Roseanne for president, aside from the obvious. (She's Roseanne.)
Roseanne Uses Twitter to Court Willie Nelson as Running Mate
Roseanne is taking her Green Party presidential bid seriously, and she's begun searching for the perfect running mate. She may have found him in Willie Nelson, but the country singer and activist has pulled out of contention after agreeing to take the position.
Roseanne Barr Says She's Running for President
Roseanne Barr has a new TV show to promote (it's called Roseanne's Nuts and it airs on Lifetime, apparently), so tonight when she visited the The Tonight Show, she went for broke and announced to Jay Leno that she plans to run for president. Yes, as in President of the United States. Is that more or less ridiculous…
Tom Arnold Talks About the Time Roseanne Stabbed Him with a Butcher's Knife
On Access Hollywood Live promoting his comedy tour, which largely features ex-wife Roseanne, Tom Arnold talked about the time she stabbed him for smashing some of her cookies. No matter how much time goes by, it never gets less insane.
Happy 420: Our Favorite THC Highlights From TV
Today, April 20th, is an unofficial holiday for the cannabis cabal. Some celebrate privately, some join together to smoke en masse, but ceremonies usually culminate right around that magic minute, 4:20.
Roseanne Barr Discusses The Unspeakable
When we got this clip in an email titled "Roseanne Barr Vaginal Rejuvenation," we gagged and choked back a sudden upsurge of bile in our throat. And just retyping that now, for you, we've had to suppress the urge to upchuck once again. But it didn't seem right to keep this 30-second clip all to ourselves. It…
Roseanne on modeling
Roseanne at the Lane Bryant show: "[I wanted to be a model] but I was allergic to cigarettes and laxatives and the heroin made me splotchy and even lazier somehow."
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