I've been saying this for years: Michael Jackson is the last punk rock star. Seriously, you see any supposedly alternative kids rushing out and becoming Muslim right after 9/11? No. You see rap and pop stars dancing on cars after court appearances? No. Someday we will look back and appreciate.
@leonleonleon: How about Bryan? Bob? Fucking, Bojangles would have been better. At least then he could have started a music career and been known as Mr. Bojangles.
@Meg: at least the beckhams (barely) justified it by saying he was conceived in brooklyn, but i seriously doubt the simpson-wentz's have ever even been to the bronx. and going to one yankee game doesn't count. they're both from the midwest aren't they?? gah. poseurs.
Ivanka Trump could poop on a piece of onion skin paper (who the hell remembers that stuff?) and get a monster book deal.
Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz should be sent to live in the jungle forever. Bronx Mowgli? WTF kind of name is that? How about Peoria Nosferatu for their next kid?
Two weeks of unemployment. Last paycheck arrives today. Panic ensues. I think I'll send my agent poop on onion skin paper and hope for the best....
Does Kanye understand that when you make a demand for pussy like that it's expected that at some point, preferably in the near future, you're going to have to have sex with it?
@drunkexpatwriter: Interestingly, the Taleban had to issue a law earlier this year that extended the ban on "khulwa" (the isolation of an unrelated man and woman together alone behind closed doors) to apply to older men and young boys. The Koran rejects such sodomy, but apparently a lot of Muslims (at least in Central Asia) still ascribe to the old Greek "mentor-student" special relations -- enough that the Taleban had to reel in its own pederasts with religious threats.
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He will probably fall down a well.
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Guess I just have to use my backup names:
Duluth Tetris or Scottsdale Armada.
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Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz should be sent to live in the jungle forever. Bronx Mowgli? WTF kind of name is that? How about Peoria Nosferatu for their next kid?
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