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Paris Hilton Will Not Tolerate Any Art Garfunkel-Like Presences In Her Life, And Neither Will You
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onebadclam
03:31 PM

In reply to Paris Hilton Will Not Tolerate Any Art Garfunkel-Like Presences In Her Life, And Neither Will You
I can't help but be struck by Prejean's crazy eyes and the seething anger and contempt bubbling below that beauty pageant candy shell. I truly believe she shape shifts into Michelle Malkin in moments when her guard is down. #parishilton
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Mo MoDo
02:20 PM

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Doesn't everybody in Hair get nekkid eventually? That lady was seriously gun jumping, so to speak. #parishilton
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Tru Invincible
04:57 PM

@Mo MoDo: She came for a SHOW. Probably didn't want to get stiffed...or did she? #wink #parishilton
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Mo MoDo
02:19 PM

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DvF's moon bubble lair is literally one block from the Standard. Once you get past the Hogs and Heifers crowd across the street you are home free. #parishilton
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Magister
02:12 PM

In reply to Paris Hilton Will Not Tolerate Any Art Garfunkel-Like Presences In Her Life, And Neither Will You
I realize the fellow's pitching a book and "Ann Landers" would be a headline, but I sort of think he may be getting someone with similar hair mixed-up because she wasn't really known for her interviews.

Though, I guess, it could've been a date... #parishilton
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BxgrlJeri
02:03 PM

In reply to Paris Hilton Will Not Tolerate Any Art Garfunkel-Like Presences In Her Life, And Neither Will You
I actually see Paul Simon out and about in New York quite a lot and he's very non-assuming and normal.

And what is with the Zoolander face, Paris? Ben Stiller you are not. #parishilton
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Tart of Darkness
01:17 PM

In reply to Paris Hilton Will Not Tolerate Any Art Garfunkel-Like Presences In Her Life, And Neither Will You
Lucky for Garfunkle he didn't have the musically impaired escorted from his show. He'd be singing to the seats.

But Foster, really, if we wanted to read Page Six we'd read Page Six. You gotta expand your sources.

I love your snark though. It saves me the trouble of coming up with snark on my own.
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Foster Kamer
01:28 PM

@Tart of Darkness: You busted me. Here's why I'm only doing NYP and NYDN, for the Weekend Readers. If you want me to go wider, I absolutely will.

I used to scan D-Listed, WWTDD, Egotastic, People, TMZ, etc. And then I realized that New York - even though they're dying - still has the best home-grown gossip pages around, and living in New York, I'm (literally) closer to these pages, even when they go wide with national celebrity news. Also, I try to run on the way these papers take their issues: I can't take celebrity gossip as anything but a dumbass joke, so I try to mix up media game in on them too (see: relentless harping on Rush & Molloy). So, there's my #self-referential for the day. Oh, also: I just can't compete with Michael K. He's too good.

Serious question: with exception to big stories, is it worth going outward, or sticking towards the regional rags? #parishilton
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Guggenheimlich
02:30 PM

@Foster Kamer: The more you scan, the faster you'll burn out. But maybe the blaze of glory will be worth it? #parishilton
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secretagentman
02:43 PM

@Foster Kamer: Don't go changing to try to please me, I want you just the way you are. Seriously, I like what you do and how you do it. But that's me, I don't need a lot to be happy. #parishilton
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tigolbitties
03:12 PM

@Foster Kamer: i say scan out enough to liven up weekend gossip roundup so that it's more than just "lindsey lohan's dad" (said in nene's voice)... but i too like you the way you are and would like to propose marriage 'cause you know, real recognize real. #parishilton
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Helio
04:33 PM

@Foster Kamer: michael K is the fucking master at gossip. His meanness is perfectly pitched. And i like this sunday wrap up the way it is. #parishilton
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Foster Kamer
04:49 PM

@Helio: Yeah, I bow down to him. His natural voice is ridiculous, amazing stuff. Why won't someone let him write an HBO series about Bitchy Gay Men who just scream at cougars and rent boys all day?
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Brad Brown
01:06 PM

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"Carrie Prejean Has More Sex Tapes Than Levi Johnston Has Inches." #parishilton
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Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
03:21 PM

@Brad Brown: She has more than four?!? #parishilton
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the rzo
12:58 PM

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Presumably DvF was just bringing home a party favor for Barry. #parishilton
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hughman
12:49 PM

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true story : i was in the pleasure chest on 7th ave. sometime in the late 80s on a friday night and who walks in but jfk jr. and darryl hannah. everyone ignores. i secretly watch jjr. pick up some book and quickly flip through back and forth. when they leave i pick up said book and in the bottom corner was a flip animation on how to give blow jobs. meh. i already knew. #parishilton
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Tremonius
12:28 PM

In reply to Paris Hilton Will Not Tolerate Any Art Garfunkel-Like Presences In Her Life, And Neither Will You
The Great Irony Concert, where all the introduced musicians are Black, and the tune is dedicated to the home of the spirit of the Tupelo cracker who once was famously quoted: "All I want from n______ is to buy muh records and shine muh shoes." #parishilton
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Foster Kamer
12:37 PM

@Tremonius: Ha. Very true. #parishilton
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Swifter
12:20 PM

In reply to Paris Hilton Will Not Tolerate Any Art Garfunkel-Like Presences In Her Life, And Neither Will You
A little Boom Boom Pow in the Boom Boom Room with Fergie is just what the doctor ordered for the autumn blues. #parishilton
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mfnher
12:15 PM

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Wow. Someone over at Page Six must really hate Kelly Osbourne. #parishilton
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Foster Kamer
12:23 PM

@mfnher: Right? I mean, damn. #parishilton
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mattchew03
11/06/09

In reply to Dina Lohan: Lindsay Punched Me in the Face
In case you all were wondering, @dinalohan will be making a statement about this today. She wanted to yesterday, but was too busy working on her parenting book, bird watching book and worldwide phenomenon shoe line, Shoe-han.
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drunkexpatwriter
11/06/09

In reply to Dina Lohan: Lindsay Punched Me in the Face
You know, given the shit that her parents put her through starting at a really young age, I sorta have some sympathy for LiLo punching her mom.

Like, if she wasn't psychostage mom of the decade would Lindsay have even needed rehab in the first place? #lindsaylohan
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MissNormaDesmond
11/06/09

@drunkexpatwriter: Are you kidding? My immediate thought was, "WTG, Lindsay, too bad you didn't break her nose." #lindsaylohan
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goetz
11/06/09

In reply to Dina Lohan: Lindsay Punched Me in the Face
And maybe I missed something, but in what universe is Natalie Portman's woefully safe-for-work performance in Hotel Chevalier a reason for embarrassment? #lindsaylohan
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MissNormaDesmond
11/06/09

@goetz: Now I'm going to start marking things WSFW. #lindsaylohan
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