The above four studly horsemen of the gossip apocalypse bring you the most-viewed Gawker stories of the past week. Netflix, South Park, the diagnostic capabilities of Easter candy, something known as "the jazz of the Internet," and a piddling little event known as THE ROYAL WEDDING dominated this week.
The above four studly horsemen of the gossip apocalypse bring you the most-viewed Gawker stories of the past week. Gay kisses, Internet queens, mysterious white substances, Gaga parodies, and the evil reign of Dilbert dominated our network.
ABOVE: The winner of Top Chef All-Stars is announced, with Chef Richard Blais taking home the coveted prize.
ABOVE: Your first look at Adrianne Palicki working on the set of Wonder Woman. [Warming Glow]
ABOVE: A snapshot from the forthcoming Comedy Central Awards—but I won't tell you what's going on here if you don't want to be spoiled. Check out another moment from the show featuring Tina Fey here.
Tom Hanks will appear on 30 Rock, winners of the Comedy Awards, ABC Family has two season premieres tonight and sorry folks—there's a Presidential address so many of your shows are off this evening.
ABOVE: The Office knocks it out of the park with a silly-yet-tender proposal in last night's episode. I cried a second time when I visited NBC's site to take the above screengrab. If you missed it, catch up here.
New details on David Brent's return to the American Office, Ed Harris will play John McCain for HBO, two more years of Futurama, American Idol's haunted mansion and Jersey Shore finishes its season tonight.
MTV orders two more seasons of The Real World, the cast of Modern Family will sit down with James Lipton in the Actors Studio and will Brad Womack return to The Bachelor for a third time?
Will Arnett and Ricky Gervais head to The Office, Helen Mirren will host SNL, Perfect Couples meets its not-so-perfect end, Tommy Lee gets a show on SyFy, Lil' Sebastian t-shirts, and watch out for some brand-new shows that premiere tonight!
HBO preps a mini-series about Dick Cheney, Stephen King may write an episode of The Walking Dead, All My Children's future looks grim and don't forget that Dancing With the Stars begins anew tonight!
Christina Applegate heads to NBC, watch for Megan Mullally on Sunday's Bob's Burgers, Dave Grohl hates on Glee and Comedy Central pays tribute to Greg Giraldo tonight at 11:30pm.
Happy St. Patrick's Day!
Andy Cohen promises no more Real Housewives series, Glee flocks to New York City, Adult Swim announces a college tour and a spoiler about Shirley's baby on Community!
Snooki will wrestle once more for Wrestlemania, Chloe Sevigny will play Lizzie Borden, Gilbert Gottfried gets fired from Aflac, Ricki Lake is poised for a comeback and the Comedy Central roast of Donald Trump airs tonight at 11.
ABOVE: The casts of Judd Apatow's foray into television (Undeclared and Freaks and Geeks) at their reunion of sorts at PaleyFest this weekend. Read more at TV Done Wright and Warming Glow]
ABOVE: Flickr user daveweekes68 snapped this photo of his local news anchors in Japan this morning: "The helmet wearing news people reflect the reality of the situation in Tokyo as aftershocks continue very frequently." [Flickr]
Bill Murray is rumored to be in talks to play Pawnee's mayor on Parks and Recreation, two more years of Survivor, Charlie Sheen sues Warner Brothers for $100 million and TeenNick will bring back all of your 90s favorites.
Rumors that Rob Lowe is leaving Parks and Rec for Two and a Half Men, Julianne Moore will play Sarah Palin for HBO and MTV's latest season of The Real World debuts tonight!
