Top of the morning to you! Or whatever English people say. Gawker's official monarchy correspondent Richard Lawson is here, before the crack of dawn, bringing you live coverage of Prince William and Kate Middleton's lavish wedding. Come celebrate with us!
With the royal wedding just hours away and the resultant media coverage as frenzied as a pack of screeching women at a bachelorette party, we're all thinking a lot about weddings at the moment. I decided that I hate weddings, and here are some of the reasons why.
Sarah Burton, the creative director for avante-garde British couturier Alexander McQueen was spotted checking into Kate Middleton's hotel in London. Prince William won't get to see her in her dress before the ceremony, but looks like we caught a glimpse.
Leaving Tony Blair and Gordon Brown off the guest list for The Most Important Wedding of All Time was pretty funny. And really, is anyone going to miss them? Doubtful. But the fact that Syria's ambassador to Britain, Sami Khiyami will attend has pissed off some members of parliament, what will the whole massacre of…
Paparazzi snapped what might be the royal wedding vows in the back seat of Kate Middleton's car. The visible text: "As down the...The wearing of the...With so much love within...As no more will you...And all y—" Beautiful. [Daily Mail]
It's got to be a difficult time to be named Kate Middleton, what with the constant royal wedding jokes and people talking to you in fake British accents and stuff. Worse still, Facebook keeps deleting accounts of women who share the name of the Most Important Bride of All Time.
One of the the guards at Buckingham Palace has been removed from his duties for the royal wedding after he called Kate Middleton a "stupid stuck up cow" (among other things that CNN is too timid to print) on his Facebook page.
Lindsay Lohan is unhappy with her sentence. Liz Taylor's eighth husband speaks out. Charlie Sheen loses a goddess via text message. Ye seek Sunday gossip: it is risen.
Lindsay Lohan goes back to her old digs at Lynwood Correctional Facility. LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian surprise everyone. And the Royal Wedding won't be any fun at all. Welcome to Saturday gossip. No beer allowed.
God save the bizarre coincidence (conflict of interest?)! The Daily reports today that Alice St. Clair, who will play Kate Middleton in the Hallmark Channel's William and Kate: A Royal Love Story (not to be confused with William & Kate: Let Love Rule on Lifetime), is the daughter of Peter Loughborough, who happens to…
Tonight, Lifetime continued its grand tradition of providing the public with tacky made-for-TV movies with the premiere of William & Kate, a supposedly accurate chronology of the romance that will culminate with next week's royal wedding.
Just when America's stricken media industry thought it finally caught a windfall in royal wedding hoopla—Collector's edition magazines! Bridezilla-bait TV specials! Ads for Rogaine!—Page Six reports this:
It's probably safe to say that occasionally racist British author Martin Amis won't be throwing a Royal Wedding party at his place, after his remarks in the French magazine Le Nouvel Observateur. He makes some good points, actually, about how such intense media scrutiny can ruin a young person's life, and shows…
Royal Wedding hysteria has already reached a fever pitch, and now this happens: A mango jelly bean was found with Kate Middleton's face on it in Britain! Kate now sits atop the supernatural world with Mary and Jesus, whose likenesses have miraculously appeared on pieces of toast and grilled cheese sandwiches over the…
Prince William and Kate Middleton are playing with fire. Charlie Sheen bounces back. Lindsay Lohan is shocked. And Michelle Williams might be a hipster. Welcome to your Gossip Roundup: Lord's Day edition.
The Royal Palace tells People that there will only be one ring at the Wedding Extravaganza of the Century next month, per the couple's wishes. Yes, no wedding band for Prince Willie. What do you think that means?
According to Us Weekly, Prince William is having his bachelor party (or as those saucy Brits like to call them, "stag celebration") this weekend. Details are scant, but you know that Prince Harry will be there and causing a drunken scene.
Kate Middleton's parents are contributing a six-figure sum towards her sure-to-be-extravagant wedding to Prince William, reports royal wedding and Kennedy assassination guide Vanity Fair. Is that in pounds? Cause then it's like $174 kajillion. Still, it's probably worth it.
A British reporter was offered an almost identical invitation to Prince William's wedding by someone claiming to work at the printing press that created them for the palace. Apparently the counterfeit looked just like the real thing but was missing the two dotted lines where the names of guests are supposed to be…
