Paris' aunts join the family fameball, Conan invites Dave Letterman on his show, Heidi Montag's boobs almost get her kidnapped, Brian Williams envies Matt Lauer's abs. Thursday's gossip is one Hilton short of shooting the moon.
"Eat my panties off me," Mrs. Pratt rhythmically coos. Vogue threatens Anna Wintour's town car, Elin Nordegren invests in another house, Ryan Seacrest cries over Simon. Come, plumb the depths of Wednesday's gossip.
The Bachelor was breathtakingly ironic last night when contestant Rozlyn Pappa got kicked out for "cheating" on Bachelor Jake with a producer. Her elimination became a mindfuck when she told host Chris Harrison off for meddling in her "personal life."
