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12/20/08
"...call the Men in Black to erase all memories of that hair."
12/19/08
Blago: Fuck you, pay me.
CNN: To ask a question?
Blago: To get a fucking answer, you fuck.
CNN: What if the answer isn't true?
Blago: Then you're a fucking idiot. Oh, and I just answered a question, so fucking pay me.
FOX: Uh, Governor...
Blago: Are you with him (points to CNN) because that fuck owes me money.
FOX: No sir, we've never heard of those guys.
Blago: Really? because I think you look a lot alike.
FOX: We do the same thing, more or less.
Blago: Oh, so you don't pay up either? Well fuck you too.
FOX: No, no, we pay. That's the difference.
Blago: Oh really? Well, then, step into my office.
FOX: Okay, but only if you talk shit about Obama.
Blago: What? Do I look like a chump? That shit's extra valuable. I want cash up front for that shit.
CNN: (to FOX) told you he was a dick.
12/19/08
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12/19/08
"When asked about Blagojevich's low poll numbers and presumption of guilt among the public, Blagojevich attorney Sheldon Sorosky said Harry Truman had low poll numbers as president but is now revered."
good analogy... didn't Hitler have an 85% approval rating when he first came into power?
12/19/08
When you're wounded and left on Afghanistan's plains, and the women come out to cut up what remains, jest roll to your rifle and blow out your brains and go to your gawd like a soldier.
12/19/08
You were caught discussing, on tape, repeatedly and in detail, a crime you wished to commit. Which is completely inappropriate behavior for anyone in a leadership position. If you had any integrity, you would apologize for abusing your office by resigning. Instead you have confirmed and amplified your [douchebag]-ness by entirely missing the point of the case against you.
*[please replace with appropriate term when it is decided]
12/19/08
It's easy to grin
When your ship has come in
And you think you have the stock market beat.
But a man who's worthwhile
Is a man who can smile
When his pants fit too tight in the seat.
12/19/08
And by it I totally mean this:
12/19/08
"DA hair!"
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12/19/08
THAT'S where I saw that hair before! I've been searching Memory Alpha for a week now.
12/19/08
12/19/08
Others have said that Fitzgerald wants to make sure that he won't lose his job next month.
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12/19/08
Who plotted and schemed like Iago
He went on TV
And said, "Seats ain't free"
And thus spake the indicted Blago
12/19/08