SO, SO pissed about Watkins's firing. She turned a character I would normally hate (the Bitch Pleeze blogger) into someone who made me crack up for reasons I could not explain every damn time. Plus, Hoda freakin' Kotb! WTF! Ugh, I hope she gets her own show and then some.
@DahlELama: I couldn't agree more. Jessica Rabbit? Barbie on her 50th birthday trying to mix a cocktail with arms that won't bend? Third time's the charm and in the footprints of Tina Fey and Amy Poehler she land well.
@PaisleyPajamas: I'm an idiot. I got Kristin Wiig and Watkin's confused--I maintain my sentiment that the women leaving SNL seem to do better, more high-profiled work after leaving the show, though.
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@ms_priestypants: Oh, there it is, the li'l darlin'.. über-cute! @Foster: I'm on Firefox and only a solid gray line shows up in the blog post, but if you click on it, the image opens up.
@snugbug: Godamnit. Asheville, North Carolina has lots of nice things, but good internet ain't one of them. Maybe that's why all these people are so goddamn relaxed. Or it's all the Blue Ridge Devil Weed. Either way: thanks. Working on fixing..
No need to start a vampire lit hate club. Just keep calling the genre's high priestess Stephanie Meyer and it will cause all her readership to self-combust in indignation.
Let's hope they never make that winking, smirking and insidery dysfunctional family Thanksgiving movie featuring the Willises and Koosher. Shuddering to think...
I'm sorry, but does Hugh Grant do anything but romantic comedies? I'm thinking that if you're freezing on film while just acting all British and sarcasticocky in every one of them than, well, yeah it's time to hang it up. This is what we have Ryan Reynolds for, minus the ubiquitous pronunciations of schhhh-e-dule.
@Foster Kamer: Thanks for seeing the light. Now if we can just do to him what he's done to so many others and make him lose advertisers, oh what a joy in life it would be. Boycotting with one single click does help. Now if only his advertisers would wise up.
"Producers of Diablo Cody's new film Jennifer's Body are planning on making a big deal out of a make-out scene between Megan Fox and Amanda Seyfried as a part of the film's publicity push."
Jennifer Love Hewitt is writing a book on dating? Sorry, but I'm not taking advice from someone who went out with both Wilmer Valderrama and John Mayer.
Unless ... that's the book. "Chapter 1: Do not date twatwaffles like Wilmer Valderrama and John Mayer. The end."
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@Foster Kamer:
Maybe if I repost it here, people will see it while you fix.
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That's a bitchin' tank he's got. It's like "Art Tank."
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Footnote: Whom I voted for, kthxbai.
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It's always a younger and hotter female causing havoc for Maniston.
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Demi will always look younger than her girls -- it's what's in her jeans.
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That wasn't apparent already?
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Unless ... that's the book. "Chapter 1: Do not date twatwaffles like Wilmer Valderrama and John Mayer. The end."
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