David Paterson Has Not Resigned Today

New York Gov. David Paterson consulted with "key Democratic leaders" over the weekend to discuss either a) his imminent resignation pending a New York Times report that he is a corrupt snuggling swinger or b) just talk about stuff.
Has Bilson Tweeted Christensen Heartbreak?
Start the gossip trains, because blank-looking Rachel Bilson, who's engaged to Hayden Christensen, just tweeted "James Blunt — Goodbye, My Lover," which is one of those horribly sad breakup songs. Is their attractive love dead? We want answers! Update...
Playgirl Magazine Probably Folding
The rumors are that Playgirl, that naked-man publication started in the 70s, will fold. We never actually read it, but always kind of liked the idea that it was around. It was ostensibly for girls, but maybe that was the heteronormative title—because come on, the gays have been (barely) keeping that thing afloat for…
We Figured Out Which "Well Known Author" Needs a Woefully Underpaid Assistant via Craigslist!
Yesterday, we brought you news of an anonymous "well known author" seeking a $12-an-hour assistant via Craigslist. Kind of like Carrie Bradshaw's on Sex and the City, she explained, but you'll be paying your own taxes, doing "occasional light housework," and commuting up to White freaking Plains. She's been on the …
