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    Image of GlasgowRose GlasgowRose
    12/07/09

    In reply to Drudge: Those Rupert Murdoch Rumors (That You Never Heard) Are Not True!
    Quick, alert the Wendi Deng Watchers Club! It's been on hiatus since February. Loizy gits <- a beet of Strine for yaz, moits.
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    Image of Baroness Baroness
    12/07/09

    In reply to Drudge: Those Rupert Murdoch Rumors (That You Never Heard) Are Not True!
    Speaking of Asian-Australian journalism, I just watched The Year of Living Dangerously last night for the first time in ages, and it holds up. Young Gibson hawt, not Jesus-crazy. I'd still rather fuck Linda Hunt than Matt Drudge though, for purely moral reasons. Perhaps in the hot monsoon rain. No kneeling necessary.

    ETA: Yes, I appall myself, too.
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    Edited by Baroness at 12/07/09 7:17 PM Baroness was starred Baroness was unstarred
    Image of misha trotsky misha trotsky
    12/07/09

    @Baroness: " I'd still rather fuck Linda Hunt"

    You cannot be serious. Yuck.
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    Image of Baroness Baroness
    12/07/09

    @misha trotsky: Well, Drudge doesn't like women, and I've heard Hunt eats a mean pussy. And you can stand up.
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    Image of manchops manchops
    12/07/09

    In reply to Drudge: Those Rupert Murdoch Rumors (That You Never Heard) Are Not True!
    Matt Drudge defines the phrase "bossy bottom" so hence this type of passive-aggressive/aggressive payback at someone who has only helped make him the big star-of-his-own-mind that he is. Completely predictable.

    For those confused by the Bossy Bottom phrase: "Hello. Please f*ck me. Here's the instruction manual."
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    Image of RollsRoyceRevenge RollsRoyceRevenge
    12/01/09

    In reply to Rush Sets Wedding Date!
    I, for one, wish nothing but the best for Rush's fourth marriage.

    And his fifth, sixth, seventh and--who knows?--eighth marriages.
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    Image of mimigoliath mimigoliath
    12/01/09

    In reply to Rush Sets Wedding Date!
    Gross.
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    11/30/09

    In reply to Rush Sets Wedding Date!
    Wait, Limbaugh reads this site? My God, think of how much more thoroughly believable* bullshit we could get him to believe. Come on, people!

    *(to gullible blowhards with no fact-check department)
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    Image of benjwah004 benjwah004
    12/01/09

    @Lysergic Asset: Do you reckon Rush knows about Glenn Becks terrible secret from 1990?
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    12/01/09

    @benjwah004: The back electrolysis or the naked housecleaning?
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    Image of benjwah004 benjwah004
    12/01/09

    @Lysergic Asset: Ewww.... Back electrolysis? That's heavy.
    I was referring to the gay porno he starred in with Zombie Transvestite Carrie Prejean (w/ special guest Zombie Nixon).
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    12/01/09

    @benjwah004: Ha - there really is no limit to the possible scenarios we could envisiom.
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    11/30/09

    In reply to Rush Sets Wedding Date!
    The only thing worse than imagining sexin' with Rush is imagining his bedfarts, of which there are surely aplenty.

    He and Andrea Peyser would make a great couple, though.
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    11/30/09

    @BettyCrocker: She likes the ladies, remember? [gawker.com]
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    Image of onebadclam onebadclam
    11/30/09

    In reply to Rush Sets Wedding Date!
    And he has the gall to call gay marriage an abomination.
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    Image of unclevanya unclevanya
    11/30/09

    In reply to Rush Sets Wedding Date!
    She won the ring by bidding the lowest pre-nup settlement figure in the silent auction.

    To paraphrase the great Judy Tenuta: "Didja ever get married to someone because you were too lazy to commit suicide?"
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    Image of JudyPaceFace JudyPaceFace
    12/01/09

    @unclevanya:
    God help me, I'm inappropriately laughing at work
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    Image of Mike Jahn Mike Jahn
    11/30/09

    In reply to Rush Sets Wedding Date!
    The FDA should slap a Black Box Warning on that marriage certificate.
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    Image of Xylo Xylo
    11/30/09

    In reply to Rush Sets Wedding Date!
    From the marriage.about.com link above: Rush Limbaugh quotes about love and marriage:

    Rush about having little time for love: "I'm too much in love with myself."
    Source: Palmbeachpost.com

    Rush on the purpose of marriage: "Marriage is about raising children. That's the purpose of the institution."
    Source: Palmbeachpost.com
    (Rush has been married and divorced three times. Rush has no children.)

    David Limbaugh, his brother, about Rush's divorces: "I don't think he would have chosen to break up either marriage. I think it was the choice of both of his ex-wives ... Women, especially young women, don't want guys to be sedentary."
    Source: Al Franken. Rush Limbaugh Is a Big Fat Idiot. pg. 13-14.
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    Image of PaisleyPajamas PaisleyPajamas
    11/30/09

    @Xylo: Going by that second quote, I guess his first 3 wives were failures at "raising" him?
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    11/30/09

    In reply to Rush Sets Wedding Date!
    UGH. Imagine that sack of rotten meat heaving away on top of you.
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    Image of Scooter34 Scooter34
    11/30/09

    @bluebears: You may have just ruined sex for me for a lifetime.
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    12/01/09

    @Scooter34 & Ginmar Rienne: you're welcome
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    Edited by bluebears at 12/01/09 9:52 AM bluebears was starred bluebears was unstarred
    Image of miss_msry miss_msry
    12/01/09

    @Scooter34:

    No, Rush ruined sex for this whole generation.
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    Image of PaintedTrollop PaintedTrollop
    12/03/09

    @bluebears: My first mother in law gave me a speech before my wedding about how most women don't like sex, therefore it is your wifely duty to lie back and endure. Rush would test any woman's endurance.
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    Image of Mike Jahn Mike Jahn
    11/30/09

    In reply to Rush Sets Wedding Date!
    I hope for sake she finished that pharmacy degree.
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    Image of scouts honor scouts honor
    11/30/09

    @Mike Jahn: She's the Wilson to his House.
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    Image of manchops manchops
    11/30/09

    In reply to Rush Sets Wedding Date!
    can you even imagine the amount of prescription medication that woman has to take every night before he flops on top of her?
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    Image of TheSometimesWhy TheSometimesWhy
    11/30/09

    In reply to Rush Sets Wedding Date!
    Officiant: "Do you, Kate, take this human shit-stain, this fear-mongering, race-baiting, bloated-on-all-the-wretched-excess-one-man-can-possibly-consume embodiment of all that can go wrong with humanity, for better, not worse (how can it get worse than this?)? In drug-induced sickness, and in the total absence of anything even remotely approaching mental, physical, and spiritual health?
    Well, do you?

    Kate: Gee, when you put it like that...can I have a minute? (She remembers the community property laws of the state where they have decided to consummate their union. Hint: that would be the state of Abject Desperation.) Um, I do.

    Officiant: Is there anyone here who thinks these two shouldn't be joined in the bonds of holy matrimony, let them speak now or forever hold their peace?"

    SFX--Cue crickets.

    End scene.
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