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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    11/30/09

    In reply to Rush Sets Wedding Date!
    Wait, Limbaugh reads this site? My God, think of how much more thoroughly believable* bullshit we could get him to believe. Come on, people!

    *(to gullible blowhards with no fact-check department)
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    Image of benjwah004 benjwah004
    12:21 AM

    @Lysergic Asset: Do you reckon Rush knows about Glenn Becks terrible secret from 1990?
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    12:29 AM

    @benjwah004: The back electrolysis or the naked housecleaning?
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    Image of benjwah004 benjwah004
    12:55 AM

    @Lysergic Asset: Ewww.... Back electrolysis? That's heavy.
    I was referring to the gay porno he starred in with Zombie Transvestite Carrie Prejean (w/ special guest Zombie Nixon).
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    12:57 AM

    @benjwah004: Ha - there really is no limit to the possible scenarios we could envisiom.
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    11/30/09

    In reply to Rush Sets Wedding Date!
    The only thing worse than imagining sexin' with Rush is imagining his bedfarts, of which there are surely aplenty.

    He and Andrea Peyser would make a great couple, though.
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    11/30/09

    @BettyCrocker: She likes the ladies, remember? [gawker.com]
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    Image of onebadclam onebadclam
    11/30/09

    In reply to Rush Sets Wedding Date!
    And he has the gall to call gay marriage an abomination.
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    Image of unclevanya unclevanya
    11/30/09

    In reply to Rush Sets Wedding Date!
    She won the ring by bidding the lowest pre-nup settlement figure in the silent auction.

    To paraphrase the great Judy Tenuta: "Didja ever get married to someone because you were too lazy to commit suicide?"
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    Image of JudyPaceFace JudyPaceFace
    02:05 AM

    @unclevanya:
    God help me, I'm inappropriately laughing at work
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    Image of Mike Jahn Mike Jahn
    11/30/09

    In reply to Rush Sets Wedding Date!
    The FDA should slap a Black Box Warning on that marriage certificate.
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    Image of Xylo Xylo
    11/30/09

    In reply to Rush Sets Wedding Date!
    From the marriage.about.com link above: Rush Limbaugh quotes about love and marriage:

    Rush about having little time for love: "I'm too much in love with myself."
    Source: Palmbeachpost.com

    Rush on the purpose of marriage: "Marriage is about raising children. That's the purpose of the institution."
    Source: Palmbeachpost.com
    (Rush has been married and divorced three times. Rush has no children.)

    David Limbaugh, his brother, about Rush's divorces: "I don't think he would have chosen to break up either marriage. I think it was the choice of both of his ex-wives ... Women, especially young women, don't want guys to be sedentary."
    Source: Al Franken. Rush Limbaugh Is a Big Fat Idiot. pg. 13-14.
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    Image of PaisleyPajamas PaisleyPajamas
    11/30/09

    @Xylo: Going by that second quote, I guess his first 3 wives were failures at "raising" him?
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    11/30/09

    In reply to Rush Sets Wedding Date!
    UGH. Imagine that sack of rotten meat heaving away on top of you.
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    Image of Mike Jahn Mike Jahn
    11/30/09

    In reply to Rush Sets Wedding Date!
    I hope for sake she finished that pharmacy degree.
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    Image of scouts honor scouts honor
    11/30/09

    @Mike Jahn: She's the Wilson to his House.
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    Image of manchops manchops
    11/30/09

    In reply to Rush Sets Wedding Date!
    can you even imagine the amount of prescription medication that woman has to take every night before he flops on top of her?
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    Image of TheSometimesWhy TheSometimesWhy
    11/30/09

    In reply to Rush Sets Wedding Date!
    Officiant: "Do you, Kate, take this human shit-stain, this fear-mongering, race-baiting, bloated-on-all-the-wretched-excess-one-man-can-possibly-consume embodiment of all that can go wrong with humanity, for better, not worse (how can it get worse than this?)? In drug-induced sickness, and in the total absence of anything even remotely approaching mental, physical, and spiritual health?
    Well, do you?

    Kate: Gee, when you put it like that...can I have a minute? (She remembers the community property laws of the state where they have decided to consummate their union. Hint: that would be the state of Abject Desperation.) Um, I do.

    Officiant: Is there anyone here who thinks these two shouldn't be joined in the bonds of holy matrimony, let them speak now or forever hold their peace?"

    SFX--Cue crickets.

    End scene.
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    Image of Ogiri W Surie Ogiri W Surie
    11/30/09

    In reply to Rush Sets Wedding Date!
    Wait a sec, is his divorce from Vicodin finalized yet?
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    Image of heywhat heywhat
    11/30/09

    In reply to Rush Sets Wedding Date!
    Fourth times a charm, huh, Rush? Who wants to start a pool? I bet $5 this "marriage" lasts 2 years at most.
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    Image of PaisleyPajamas PaisleyPajamas
    11/30/09

    @heywhat: I bet they never tie the knot. She'll learn over these many months what it means to be part of the public eye, realize the eye is full of scorn for the hate-mongering asswipe she's said "yes" to and will back out. Of course, he'll pay her to say he backed out.
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    Image of sanyucat sanyucat
    11/30/09

    In reply to Rush Sets Wedding Date!
    What a beautiful couple!
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    11/30/09

    @sanyucat: Sarcasm or enlightenment?
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    Image of sanyucat sanyucat
    11/30/09

    @Lysergic Asset: Enlightenment! I didn't even know it was legal to marry a feral hog!
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    11/30/09

    @sanyucat: That's why we can't ever let the gays get married, because next it will be legal to marry a feral hog.
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    Image of sanyucat sanyucat
    11/30/09

    @Lysergic Asset: I would much rather be penetrated by a feral hog than Rush Limbaugh. To say nothing of a member (ANY member) of my own gender.

    *I should qualify that -- excepting Anne Coulter.
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    11/30/09

    @sanyucat: "...excepting Anne Coulter..." - Wait, so are you a woman or a man? [cymbal crash]
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    Image of sanyucat sanyucat
    11/30/09

    @Lysergic Asset: I'm a razorback boar, and I STILL wouldn't fuck her!

    [crickets]
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    Image of Mediahohoho Mediahohoho
    11/30/09

    In reply to Rush Sets Wedding Date!
    I understand viagra works pretty good for women, too. Should come in handy.
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    Image of crookedE crookedE
    11/30/09

    @Mediahohoho: lady viagra is to Rush Limbaugh as a single squirt of febreze is to a rotting corpse. ineffective.
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    Image of benjwah004 benjwah004
    03:23 AM

    @Mediahohoho: Really?
    Viagra numbs your body and mind and allows you to fuck the devil and then scrapes the horror of it from your memory?
    It really is a wonderdrug.
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    Image of eatsshootsleaves eatsshootsleaves
    11/30/09

    In reply to Rush Sets Wedding Date!
    "My cat -- here's how you can get fooled. My cat comes to me when she wants to be fed. I have learned this. I accept it for what it is. Many people in my position would think my cat's coming to me because she loves me. Well, she likes me, and she is attached, but she comes to me when she wants to be fed. And after I feed her -- guess what -- she's off to wherever she wants to be in the house, until the next time she gets hungry. She's smart enough to know she can't feed herself. She's actually a very smart cat. She gets loved. She gets adoration. She gets petted. She gets fed. And she doesn't have to do anything for it, which is why I say this cat's taught me more about women, than anything my whole life. But we put voices in their mouths." -- Rush Limbaugh, 2006.

    Get out while you still can, Kate!
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    11/30/09

    @eatsshootsleaves: She's got 11 billion reasons why this is exactly the right thing to do.

    (I still can't get over the ridiculousness of that quote.)
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    Image of PaisleyPajamas PaisleyPajamas
    11/30/09

    @eatsshootsleaves: I really appreciate it when men make these sorts of declarations of their assholery. The blatant subtext is along the lines of "Why won't anyone f*ck" me unless I pay them?"
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