@Lysergic Asset: Ewww.... Back electrolysis? That's heavy.
I was referring to the gay porno he starred in with Zombie Transvestite Carrie Prejean (w/ special guest Zombie Nixon).
From the marriage.about.com link above: Rush Limbaugh quotes about love and marriage:
Rush about having little time for love: "I'm too much in love with myself."
Source: Palmbeachpost.com
Rush on the purpose of marriage: "Marriage is about raising children. That's the purpose of the institution."
Source: Palmbeachpost.com
(Rush has been married and divorced three times. Rush has no children.)
David Limbaugh, his brother, about Rush's divorces: "I don't think he would have chosen to break up either marriage. I think it was the choice of both of his ex-wives ... Women, especially young women, don't want guys to be sedentary."
Source: Al Franken. Rush Limbaugh Is a Big Fat Idiot. pg. 13-14.
@bluebears: My first mother in law gave me a speech before my wedding about how most women don't like sex, therefore it is your wifely duty to lie back and endure. Rush would test any woman's endurance.
Officiant: "Do you, Kate, take this human shit-stain, this fear-mongering, race-baiting, bloated-on-all-the-wretched-excess-one-man-can-possibly-consume embodiment of all that can go wrong with humanity, for better, not worse (how can it get worse than this?)? In drug-induced sickness, and in the total absence of anything even remotely approaching mental, physical, and spiritual health?
Well, do you?
Kate: Gee, when you put it like that...can I have a minute? (She remembers the community property laws of the state where they have decided to consummate their union. Hint: that would be the state of Abject Desperation.) Um, I do.
Officiant: Is there anyone here who thinks these two shouldn't be joined in the bonds of holy matrimony, let them speak now or forever hold their peace?"
@heywhat: I bet they never tie the knot. She'll learn over these many months what it means to be part of the public eye, realize the eye is full of scorn for the hate-mongering asswipe she's said "yes" to and will back out. Of course, he'll pay her to say he backed out.
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And his fifth, sixth, seventh and--who knows?--eighth marriages.
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*(to gullible blowhards with no fact-check department)
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I was referring to the gay porno he starred in with Zombie Transvestite Carrie Prejean (w/ special guest Zombie Nixon).
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He and Andrea Peyser would make a great couple, though.
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To paraphrase the great Judy Tenuta: "Didja ever get married to someone because you were too lazy to commit suicide?"
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God help me, I'm inappropriately laughing at work
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Rush about having little time for love: "I'm too much in love with myself."
Source: Palmbeachpost.com
Rush on the purpose of marriage: "Marriage is about raising children. That's the purpose of the institution."
Source: Palmbeachpost.com
(Rush has been married and divorced three times. Rush has no children.)
David Limbaugh, his brother, about Rush's divorces: "I don't think he would have chosen to break up either marriage. I think it was the choice of both of his ex-wives ... Women, especially young women, don't want guys to be sedentary."
Source: Al Franken. Rush Limbaugh Is a Big Fat Idiot. pg. 13-14.
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No, Rush ruined sex for this whole generation.
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Well, do you?
Kate: Gee, when you put it like that...can I have a minute? (She remembers the community property laws of the state where they have decided to consummate their union. Hint: that would be the state of Abject Desperation.) Um, I do.
Officiant: Is there anyone here who thinks these two shouldn't be joined in the bonds of holy matrimony, let them speak now or forever hold their peace?"
SFX--Cue crickets.
End scene.
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*I should qualify that -- excepting Anne Coulter.
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[crickets]