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12/07/09
12/07/09
ETA: Yes, I appall myself, too.
12/07/09
You cannot be serious. Yuck.
12/07/09
12/07/09
For those confused by the Bossy Bottom phrase: "Hello. Please f*ck me. Here's the instruction manual."
12/01/09
And his fifth, sixth, seventh and--who knows?--eighth marriages.
12/01/09
11/30/09
*(to gullible blowhards with no fact-check department)
12/01/09
12/01/09
12/01/09
I was referring to the gay porno he starred in with Zombie Transvestite Carrie Prejean (w/ special guest Zombie Nixon).
12/01/09
11/30/09
He and Andrea Peyser would make a great couple, though.
11/30/09
11/30/09
11/30/09
To paraphrase the great Judy Tenuta: "Didja ever get married to someone because you were too lazy to commit suicide?"
12/01/09
God help me, I'm inappropriately laughing at work
11/30/09
11/30/09
Rush about having little time for love: "I'm too much in love with myself."
Source: Palmbeachpost.com
Rush on the purpose of marriage: "Marriage is about raising children. That's the purpose of the institution."
Source: Palmbeachpost.com
(Rush has been married and divorced three times. Rush has no children.)
David Limbaugh, his brother, about Rush's divorces: "I don't think he would have chosen to break up either marriage. I think it was the choice of both of his ex-wives ... Women, especially young women, don't want guys to be sedentary."
Source: Al Franken. Rush Limbaugh Is a Big Fat Idiot. pg. 13-14.
11/30/09
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12/01/09
12/01/09
No, Rush ruined sex for this whole generation.
12/03/09
11/30/09
11/30/09
11/30/09
11/30/09
Well, do you?
Kate: Gee, when you put it like that...can I have a minute? (She remembers the community property laws of the state where they have decided to consummate their union. Hint: that would be the state of Abject Desperation.) Um, I do.
Officiant: Is there anyone here who thinks these two shouldn't be joined in the bonds of holy matrimony, let them speak now or forever hold their peace?"
SFX--Cue crickets.
End scene.