Our happy Hamptons times have ended, and what is our takeaway? That if you're a Bis.Co. barista looking for her big break, upskirt it up. And that being bitchy about having to model (oh, sigh!) is not a good look.

Courtney Love showing her ass is hard to follow. But Aubrey O'Day, talking about her own new reality show on Running Russell Simmons, took butt showing (and booty discussing) to a pole-dancing-y 11. See also: Brett Ratner's bathroom.

Courtney Love is creating a show called Rock Chicks, which she pitched on this week's Running Russell Simmons. She also discussed her deceased husband's sister's "white trash" name, photographed her mullet, and sang Rock N Roll N*gger.

Watch as a towel-clad Amber Rose scares Executive Assistant Simone with her description of what she is looking for in a man on this week's Running Russell Simmons' argyle-athon. Hint: it's nutballs.

On Running Russell Simmons, intern Sagen said when you look up RUSH Communications in the Yellow Pages you see a picture of her vag. Then she showed it to T.I. She called this her "Britney moment." Watch the madness.