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raincoaster
06/15/09

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Look, people. I live in Ca. Na. Da. And I know three people who've slept with Colin Farrell. He doesn't need bodyguards to protect him from threats, he needs them to protect him from women!
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jasonelias
06/14/09

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We might not ever see Susan Boyle sing again. She'll be a fluky talent like James Carr, squalling and carrying on minute, catatonic the next. Susan Boyle's Career 2009-2009.
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VoxPopuli
06/14/09

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Also, Craig Ferguson's story is great - really brave of him to come out with that information publicly
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VoxPopuli
06/14/09

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Oh Susan Boyle, we're sort of exhausted of you, too.
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ilikenoise
06/14/09

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If Caroline Flack really slept with all the men the News of the World claims she did, then not only I am very jealous, but I think she may be the greatest living Englishwoman. I mean Steve Jones? Max Beesley? Colin Murray's accent alone is worth sleeping with. And how many girls (and boys) would give their right kidney for a night with Noel Fielding?

She can keep Alex Zane though.
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Mediokra
06/14/09

@ilikenoise: God, yes, Noel Fielding. And Russell Brand! Good lord, I have never been so jealous.
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pony_express
06/14/09

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So is there any historical precedent for the sex-photo-leak-debacles that have been occurring during the age of the internet?

Like maybe a scandal in the late 1700s involving a French royal and a lady of the theatre and some very telling etchings that were circulated?

Just wondering is this is a contemporary phenomena.
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bowleserised
06/14/09

@pony_express: Absolutely.

Off the top of my head, there's the old "Duchess of Argyll"/headless man blow job scandal.

[en.wikipedia.org]
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Kitten_Witawip
06/14/09

@pony_express: and @bowleserised:

"Marie Antoinette's situation became more precarious when, on 6 August 1775, her sister-in-law, the comtesse d'Artois, gave birth to a son, the duc d'Angoulême -- the presumptive heir to the French throne when his father, the comte d'Artois, became king Charles X of France in 1824. This resulted in release of a plethora of graphic satirical pamphlets (the libelles), which mainly centered around the king's impotence and the queen's searching for sexual relief elsewhere, with men and women alike. Among her rumored lovers were her close friend, the princesse de Lamballe, and her handsome brother-in-law, the comte d'Artois, with whom the queen had a good rapport.[26]"

[en.wikipedia.org]
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bowleserised
06/14/09

@Kitten_Witawip: I also just read a contemporary account of certain eighteenth century duchesses paying good money for a good seeing-to by a man.
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VoxPopuli
06/14/09

@bowleserised: Heh. She fell down an elevator shaft and became a nympho, huh? A good shaft can do that, I guess.
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Scullery_Maid
06/14/09

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I think Seacrest and Cowell are stained from raspberry margarita mix. And what's up with Seacrest's fly? It's like someone's waving a white flag from within.
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Rumpelstilskin
06/14/09

@Scullery_Maid: He got a fly dance.
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BookishLookish
06/14/09

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Excuse me, Foster, a muggle is a marijuana cigarette, and I will go to my grave declaring it!
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1.1.1.
06/14/09

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I thought a snog was a passionate kiss.

Very good product, BTW:

[snogbalm.com]
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bowleserised
06/14/09

@1.1.1.: Yes, and a romp can be sex sex, naughty spanking sex, jacuzzi frolics or nakedness.
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VoxPopuli
06/14/09

@1.1.1.: Yes, snog is making making out. Sex is shagging. Did Austin Powers teach our youth nothing?
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Scout 3.0
06/14/09

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Sooo, did Dustin Lance Black mention if there were any other photos out there? Because I kindof liked the first set...
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dandles
06/14/09

@Scout 3.0: Dustin has a whole video coming out! Enjoy!
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Scout 3.0
06/14/09

@dandles: Yummy! I'll go to the IMAX version.
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Glib and Bitchy
06/14/09

@Scout 3.0: Now that's a case for 3D.
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Rumpelstilskin
06/14/09

@BridgeOverTribbledWaters: I would totally hit Dustin, cute.
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