After months of asking the world what was wrong, and the world sighing "Nothing," and looking out the car window, Kristen Stewart finally realized that Man was still waiting for her to apologize for cheating on him with Rupert Sanders.

On this morning's Good Morning America, guest Robert Pattinson didn't quite bare his soul to the nation, but he was a bit more forthcoming about his recent relationship troubles than he was during his previous public appearance on The Daily Show.

Sleeping with the director will not always advance your career: Kristen Stewart has been dropped from the planned Snow White and the Huntsman sequel, presumably because of her very public dalliance with director Rupert Sanders.

Lots of speculation at this point, but here's what we know: Rupert Sanders met with his estranged model wife Liberty Ross earlier today. The building where they met has offices inside, and apparently two of those offices are rented by professional marriage counselors. Yesterday, Ross was seen walking around without…

Radar Online is reporting that Kristen Stewart is currently holed up at producer Giovanni Agnelli's pad, where she had been "crying her eyes out non-stop" and refusing to shower.

The woman made famous by Kristen Stewart, Liberty Ross has allegedly requested that her husband Rupert Sanders no longer direct films starring his side piece, not that anyone asked him to, anyway.

OK, take this one with a grain of salt — it comes from a British tabloid, so a big grain — but the latest unverifiable rumor in the Kristen Stewart-Robert Pattinson saga is that RPattz wants to have a talk with Liberty Ross, the model wife of the man who had a fling with KStew.

Via email:

Kristen Stewart has made a cuckold of Robert Pattinson. But how long was the affair going on before she and Sanders got caught? Sources close to Stewart maintained that it started just weeks ago, but also that she and Sanders had only made out; does this look like the arching back of someone who only just made out? No…

If you've seen the Twilight movies — and my condolences — you know that confrontation between Edward and his romantic rival Jacob generally amounts to a lot of growling and snarls.

Ed. Note: Unfortunately, we were asked to take down the photographs which originally ran with this story. However, since the way Caity's story is constructed requires corresponding images in order for it to make any sort of sense, we've just made Jim Cooke illustrate the ones we originally used. He's very disappointed…

Looks like Liberty Ross—the latest wife to be burned by Hollywood's casting couch—has pleaded her case where justice matters most: the internet.

It's fair to say that no one — not even Rupert Sanders wife and two children — were hit as hard by the news of Kristen Stewart cheating on boyfriend Robert Pattinson as Twilight fanatic NuttyMadam3575.

When movie-related tragedy strikes, it's always good to consider the important things first: the money. Well, good news everyone: Kristen Stewart's devastating betrayal of Robert Pattinson probably won't affect the box office take of Breaking Dawn: Part 2, the final Twilight movie.

Oh dear. Let's just do what the nice lady says and, "everybody back off." Slowly.

Kristen Stewart cheated on Robert Pattinson with Snow White and the Huntsmen director Rupert Sanders. Rupert Sanders cheated on his wife Liberty Ross with Kristen Stewart. And both, under the spell of some mysterious PR draught, issued statements within minutes of each other apologizing to their cheatees.