Thank you, Rush. Sincerely. Here I thought I was just another wildly unsuccessful heterosexual, but no I'm actually gay. Hope I'm still welcome over at Deadspin.
Oh, and p.s.? I can't prove you were the fat creepy fuck in the Royals polo who offered me a $20 when I left one of the stadium bathrooms circa 1982, but in hindsight it's funny how security didn't bat an eye when my father reported it. Someday I'll have my answer. #rushlimbaugh
Whoah whoah whoah, this is a GAY website? I had no idea, I just came in here because I was curious, but I'm totally, totally straight. I mean, now that I'm here I might as well check the place out, y'know. Hmm, some of these posters seem pretty interesting, it wouldn't hurt to chat with them for a bit. You know, before I log off and go home to my wife. Why yes, I do work out, thank you. I guess you can buy me a drink. Oh, the backroom is interesting? I guess I'll go check it out with you . . . #rushlimbaugh
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"Now listen, you queer, stop calling me a crypto-Nazi, or I’ll sock you in the goddam face and you’ll stay plastered!"
Game on.
#cryptonazi
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Oh wait, go right ahead. #rushlimbaugh
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Oh, and p.s.? I can't prove you were the fat creepy fuck in the Royals polo who offered me a $20 when I left one of the stadium bathrooms circa 1982, but in hindsight it's funny how security didn't bat an eye when my father reported it. Someday I'll have my answer. #rushlimbaugh
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Love my Gawker, Rush. You keep up the bullying and you can expect me to flash MY flabby headlights at you on North Ocean Way, boy-o. #rushlimbaugh
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