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DeniseL
09/20/09

In reply to Robert Pattinson's Bowel Movements Will Not Be Reported Here
Your heading regarding Robert Pattison was disrespectful to Rob and absurd. Leave the guy alone for cryin outloud. I actually go online and look for news on Rob to slam wnat to be reporters like you.
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secretagentman
09/20/09

@DeniseL: You actually go online and look for news on 'Rob'? Are you in prison? Is that you Tyler Lautner, you sexy he-wolf?
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Foster Kamer
09/21/09

@DeniseL: You're a moron.
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PandoraSpocks
09/20/09

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What? Sunday morning and nobody's dead?
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snugbug
09/20/09

@PandoraSpocks: Except for the English language.
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snugbug
09/20/09

@snugbug: Har, har, stupid joke ↑.

Excuse me, I need to introduce some bad-assery here for the sake of us all--everyone seems soooo frightened of losing their precious stars and as such shun any hint of dissent. Lame. What's the fun of Gawker if you stifle intelligent polemic?
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snugbug
09/20/09

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Happy Sunday to you too, pet. Ding-ding-ding + ca-ching:
*"Get your Canadian visas ready..," not "Get your Candian visas ready.."
*"winter soup," not "Winter soup"
* "As the sole proprieter of Jackson's only assassination attempt, I wouldn't expect Jackson to be anything but a Coke fan, either."
*"proprietor," not "proprieter," though it doesn’t matter since the sentence jumped ‘em rails by the time you got to the period.
*Mike Myers, not "Meyers"
*Leven Rambin," not "Levin Rambin"
*Lukas Haas, not "Lucas Haas"
* "the shit? blow?" not "the shit? Blow?" (Jerze housewives item)
*You get a pass on Ashley Dupre (it’s "Dupré") because she’s a foxymoron.
*"..on her man," not "..on her mans." (Chris Rock item, 2nd sentence)
*Cut xtra apostrophe in "Lil' "Lipgloss" Mama," + she spelled the title of the song "Lip Gloss"
* "..during her first day on the job," not "..in her first day on the job.." (Sienna Miller item)
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snugbug
09/20/09

@snugbug: PS: That being said, your Rosh Hashanah fundraiser is a very nice and clever idea. Too bad a-holes like me who used to fact-check for a living caught wind of it.
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mexiback
09/20/09

@snugbug: It's sunday morning, man. Just chill!
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snugbug
09/20/09

@mexiback: It's all in good fun + for a good cause!

Because he's a nice Jewish boy, FK issued a fund-raising challenge in honor of the Rosh Hashanah weekend; he'll donate $5 to a NYC charity for every typo/error pointed out to him.
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snugbug
09/20/09

@mexiback: "Sunday," not "sunday." You owe $5 too.
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WackoJacko
09/20/09

@snugbug: I've been banned from Gawker for FAR less than this in the past. But that being said, this is all servicey + 1.
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Foster Kamer
09/20/09

@snugbug: JESUS. 8, 9, and 11 are all style choices ("mans" is slang). Still: $35. Christ. We're at $55 total.
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labyrinthine IS DOING THIS
09/20/09

@snugbug: former proofreader checking in, and I'm having to restrain myself on the site lately. they really must not have any editors doing actual *editing* at all.

(nothin' but love, Foster!)
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saralapua
09/20/09

@snugbug: Proofreading a gossip roundup that is headlined with Robert Pattinson's sparkling bowel movements? Really? Go to brunch, dude.
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snugbug
09/20/09

@saralapua: Brunch is for bourgeois olds with 401Ks. We're all play-jostling in the sandbox, and sipping Bloody Marys while at it. And you're not invited. Ciao, caro!
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DeniseL
09/20/09

@snugbug: GOOD JOB correcting the journalism on this Foster Kramer. I really hope he did not waste his money on a journalism degree...he writes like my 10 year old nephew.
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snugbug
09/20/09

@labyrinthine IS DOING THIS: Eh, typos and fact-check errors are to be expected when you oughtta churn out two posts per hour, like a manic squirrel. But FK preemptively deflated criticism with humor and sass. Smart move, boosts traffic, comes across as endearing. Keep him on, Denton.
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Foster Kamer
09/20/09

@DeniseL: Have your 10 year-old nephew give me a call. We're always looking for up-and-coming talent.
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Banjo-Sea Kitten
09/12/09

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I barely know what the O.C. is. I barely know who Mischa Barton is. I have had extreme dental pain (pre and post-surgery) and it is a hell like no other, so since I know no other gossip about her, I'm inclined to believe her story.

That being said, I watched "The View" clip yesterday and I found Ms. Barton the height of irritating. Her voice could not be any throatier and affected. The sideways hairdo looked like half a curtain on a window and the wall of words coming out of her mouth without a breath made me frantic. Just the type of person I never want to encounter at a party.

I hope she has other, redeeming qualities.
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jackvinyl
09/13/09

@Banjo-Sea Kitten: i have encountered her, at a party, a weekend-long travel house-party, and she was exactly the same as what you witnessed. Dreadful, gross; that's what.
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secretagentman
09/12/09

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Aniston and those pasty Twilight kids have the best publicists in the business, hands down. It's like her publicist knows no one gives an eff about her, but the only people who don't know that are the tabloids.
I thought Russel Simmons liked the peen?
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ampersandparade
09/12/09

@secretagentman: This is absolutely true. I come across a lot of people who care about celebrity gossip, and I have never in my life talked to a single one who was concerned about Jennifer Aniston's love life. Ever. Who would? Her exposure at the moment is eerily reminiscent of the Jennifer Lopez/Ben Affleck zeitgeist from the first part of this decade, where it took Gigli to convince people that J.Lo was not Jackie Onassis. In ten years we will laugh about all of this, unless we have all killed ourselves.
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Phyllis Nefler
09/12/09

@ampersandparade: Disagree, I pretty much only buy US Weeklys when they have sad single Jen on the cover. MAY SHE ALWAYS BE ALONE.
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Foster Kamer
09/13/09

@Phyllis Nefler: YOU ARE AWFUL BUT ALSO: TRUE.
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Scullery_Maid
09/12/09

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Good god, that is IT. I'm starting a woman-operated movie studio wherein we shall employ good-looking male actors- as opposed to men like this Gerard dude, who look like they've wandered into 7-11 at noon for their breakfast of Marlboros and Mountain Dew.
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CumaeanSibyl
09/12/09

@Scullery_Maid: If he just shaved, he'd look better already.

It's really weird, because he was smoking hot in Dracula 2000 (shut up, it was fun), and then he put on about a hundred pounds of muscle and ended up looking like a boozy ex-rugby player. And it's not like I don't like muscular men, either. It's just not working on him.
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PaisleyPajamas
09/12/09

@CumaeanSibyl: I'm a long-time fan and what I've seen of him lately is so...disappointing. I really hoped he could be a Scottish Steve McQueen, but his recent films just reflect choices based on a paycheck. He's seriously starting to slide down the Russell Crowe slope.

He has his own prodco; if he selects and makes a winner of his own he could recover from this--Mel Gibson did, for a time.
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Scullery_Maid
09/12/09

@CumaeanSibyl: I'm just peeved at the inequality. I mean, there are some incredibly gorgeous, eat-'em-with-a-spoon actresses. And the most popular actors? It's like, well, I may take this cut or that cut, but I don't really want the whole side of beef. Know what I mean?
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pmarble
09/12/09

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Dear Ms. Barton: It is hard to be committed against your will. Like, really, really hard. Look at how long it took Britney to get committed, and she was rocking the crazy for months. You are a liar.
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pony_express
09/12/09

@pmarble: Trust me, it isn't as hard as you'd think if she was already under some sort of psychiatric care.
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Shelwood
09/12/09

@pony_express: not hard in those circumstances, but, still: she had a toothache, took some tylenol 3 and had to be committed? try again, Mischa. Just repeat what the voices said.
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pmarble
09/12/09

@pony_express: I've had a family member in these circumstances. It was very, very hard.
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pony_express
09/12/09

@pmarble: I've was in a similar situation, 15 years ago, and it was very easy to get 51/50'd. Mind you, I will admit I was high at the time and unwittingly signed whatever paper they were shoving in front of me.
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Jsmoke
09/12/09

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Shawne Merriman is a despicable human being even if he didn't choke that broad. He'll be arrested for something or another in the near future. Then he will be picked up by the Eagles.
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Cynical Media Bitch
09/12/09

@Jsmoke: You say Eagles, I say Raiders, baby!
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Shelwood
09/12/09

@Cynical Media Bitch: Just call it The Current Island of Misfit Toys, as I do, and you can stop keeping track.
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Martiniman
09/12/09

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No one can accuse Charlie Sheen of being part of "Two and a Half Mensa"
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Cynical Media Bitch
09/12/09

@Martiniman: He's about halfway to Mensa, I reckon.
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RonMwangaguhunga
09/12/09

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Historians of the future will trace the decline of Western Civilization to the moment we all started actually giving a fuck about Tila Tequila.
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MisterHippity
09/12/09

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"Anna Wintour totally got stalked by fans on Fashion's Night Out. She's bona fide! Apparently, she kept her cool when someone screamed at her about fur ..."

One of the stalkers was Gawker's own Brian Moylan! He reported on it here: [gawker.com]
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Foster Kamer
09/12/09

@MisterHippity: Bah. That link should've made it in the first time. Drafts! They happen. Going in, now.
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son of spam
09/12/09

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Fashion's Night Off
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Foster Kamer
09/12/09

@son of spam: Exactly.
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PaisleyPajamas
09/12/09

@son of spam: Why does she always look like she's sucking her nose in. Angelina does this, as well. I do not understand this. It has replaced over-emphasized pouting for red carpet photos and it's just weird.
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misslinda
09/12/09

@PaisleyPajamas: She looks very proud of herself. Good for you, Jen, you're standing next to a man!
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CumaeanSibyl
09/12/09

@son of spam: Gerard: Get some sun, and lay off the steroids, you're bloating.

Jen: you look like the Runaway Bride in reverse.
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DennyCrane
09/12/09

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"Yoga." Right.
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