Weather Service Prophet Warns Colorado of "Biblical Rainfall"

How do you warn people that the flooding situation is really dangerous around Boulder, Colorado? A forecaster for the National Weather Service used some good old Bible terror in this morning's Denver/Boulder update. Is this modern-day Noah collecting raccoons and deer and stray pit bulls, right now?
America Will Now Be Entertained By Bible Sequels
All the good superheroes are used up, so the next fun entertainment for Americans will be various sequels and spinoffs from the Holy Bible. A lot of Americans still claim to believe in the Christian religion: 77 percent say they still follow the breakaway Jewish sect, which remains a huge demographic even if it's down…
Frequent Texting and Tweeting Make You a Shallow Money-Obsessed Racist, Says Science
Psychologists at the University of Winnipeg recently completed a three year study whose results indicate that—and I'm paraphrasing slightly here—heavy texters and tweeters are just horrible, shitty people.
Russell Crowe Spent All of Yesterday Trying to Convince His Twitter Followers That He Photographed a UFO
So Russell Crowe and a friend of his installed a camera outside Crowe's office in the Sydney suburb of Woolloomooloo with the intention of capturing footage of fruit bats rising from the nearby Botanic Gardens.
Russell Crowe: Lost at Sea, Rescued by Coast Guard
Australian national hero and renowned tosser of telephones Russell Crowe got into a little kayaking trouble over the weekend. Crowe and a friend were paddling in the water near Long Island when they lost their way. After it became dark, they paddled to the nearest shore, which was in Huntington Bay – some ten miles…
Some Actors Just Get Better With Age
Today I read with relish that Grant Show, the former Melrose Place hottie who is having a bit of a career resurgence lately, will have a role on USA's Burn Notice. Thank God Grant is back, because he's only gotten hotter with time. And he's not the only one.
They Mowed Down the Smaller Yachts One by One, Laughing All the Way
[Oprah Winfrey and Russell Crowe sail on Sydney Harbor. Image via Flynet Pictures.]
Every Hollywood Interview Should Go Like This
In this video Russell Crowe and fellow Robin Hood actors Kevin Durand, Scott Grimes, and Alan Doyle sing a rousing tune, accompanied by a lute. This needs to become a tradition.
Watch a 24-Year-Old Russell Crowe Perform in The Rocky Horror Show
For the Gleeks out there who are spending the day quivering in anticipation of tonight's homage to the Rocky Horror Picture Show—first of all: settle down! Secondly, prepare yourselves by watching Russell Crowe's 1988 performance of the show.
Russell Crowe Feels the Need to Remind the World That He Is Not Actually Dead
Russell Crowe's reps issued a statement today to inform everyone that the actor is, you know, still alive. Why? Apparently New York radio station Z100 falsely reported his demise this morning. Just because you forgot him doesn't mean he's dead.
