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    10/28/09

    In reply to Michael Jackson Is Still a Gigantic Celebrity the World Over—Except in New York
    I'm looking forward to the Huey Lewis documentary, If This Is It. #michaeljackson
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    10/28/09

    In reply to Michael Jackson Is Still a Gigantic Celebrity the World Over—Except in New York
    The photo of Ice T offering us his hot dog is a bit odd! #michaeljackson
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    10/28/09

    In reply to Michael Jackson Is Still a Gigantic Celebrity the World Over—Except in New York
    Apparently someone in a Ronald Reagan mask dressed up as Michael Jackson for the event. #michaeljackson
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    06/25/09

    In reply to Angelina Jolie Tells Jennifer Aniston to 'Back Off' of Brad Pitt
    The Seth Rogen one says that he was "wolfing down pasta" and then adds a snarky witness comment of "he even took home a doggy bag." Wouldn't taking home a doggy bag actually imply that he didn't eat all of his pasta? So lame.
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    06/25/09

    In reply to Angelina Jolie Tells Jennifer Aniston to 'Back Off' of Brad Pitt
    What's with Russell Simmons and the women whose names look like typos? Or is it just that every "model" makes up her professional name by sitting on a laptop keyboard and seeing what shows up on the screen?
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    Image of MelitaPolyhymnia MelitaPolyhymnia
    06/25/09

    In reply to Angelina Jolie Tells Jennifer Aniston to 'Back Off' of Brad Pitt
    Um, Cajun Boy - one should use a bit more respect when referring to two American icons and their private (OK for MB to tell the story - if he's a "kisser and teller") lives. Jackie was a superb First Lady and a large figure in American History and Marlon Brando has his special place as well.

    I have been told that we all fall to the level of the lowest around, but I refuse to stoop to your obvious "low-level".

    For illustrative purposes, "staff writer" on Gawker does not give you a license to casually discuss details of much more accomplished individuals than yourself as if they existed for your entertainment and source of content for your little web articles.

    Of more importance, she was married to, and bore the children of a great American President.

    I am not amused, bouche.
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    Image of Cicada Cicada
    06/25/09

    @MelitaPolyhymnia: lol!
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    06/25/09

    @MelitaPolyhymnia: Someone needs to get laid.
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    Image of homoviper homoviper
    06/25/09

    In reply to Angelina Jolie Tells Jennifer Aniston to 'Back Off' of Brad Pitt
    Well, if we can obsess about women's weight and what they're eating, Rogen shouldn't be immune from that should he? I want equal opportunity body dysmorphic disorder mongering.
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    06/25/09

    In reply to Angelina Jolie Tells Jennifer Aniston to 'Back Off' of Brad Pitt
    Could someone please tell Page Six that if someone has a doggie bag, they obviously didn't snarf down that much? Good lord.
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    06/25/09

    In reply to Angelina Jolie Tells Jennifer Aniston to 'Back Off' of Brad Pitt
    katy perry is sooo bland. i'd be more intrigued to see a naked picture of a plastic spoon.
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    06/25/09

    @b4nt4: Well, okay.

    [blockstreetandbuilding.com]
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    06/25/09

    @Cicada: NSFW- totally nude cutlery!
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    Image of The Real JR The Real JR
    06/25/09

    In reply to Angelina Jolie Tells Jennifer Aniston to 'Back Off' of Brad Pitt
    Ang wouldn't lower herself to menacing texting the past chick. I can see, though, her seeing a friggin text from JA to Brad and then replying "Dude, seriously? Can't you just let him go?"


    At any rate, with Ang's history of knife play, blood accessorizing and cutting, I really wouldn't fuck with her. She could totally be a UN peacemaker by day, bat to the mercedes headlights by night. JA's Yoga-Fu would not help her.

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    06/25/09

    In reply to Angelina Jolie Tells Jennifer Aniston to 'Back Off' of Brad Pitt
    Okay, it may be ridiculous, but I'm oddly happy with the idea of Brad Pitt running for mayor of NOLA. Won't be the strangest thing to happen in Louisiana politics...
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    06/25/09

    @curiousgeorgiana: I got giddy when I read that. Are you kidding...I'd take Pitt over any of the clowns who run every four years. Shit, I'd drop everything and move back home to work for him for free.
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    06/25/09

    @The Cajun Boy: Between you and that prick Douglas Brinkley, there's might actually be a decent campaign shaping up.
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    06/25/09

    @Foster Kamer: there's might actually be a decent campaign shaping up.


    I see you're already honing the speechwriting chops for a Louisiana campaign.

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    06/25/09

    @The Cajun Boy: I hate to be the one to say this, but it's taken Brad Pitt three years to build six homes. In the meantime his film production received $27 million in tax credits for his movie. It's not much consolation to say he would be better than the butt plugs that run that town. A homeless junkie couldn't do worse than that Sleazy Piece of Shit Cox Veep Uncle Tom RayNay. (Remember, he was beloved by both the local GOP players and the local black-church mafia when he ran because he was good pro-business negro who also threw bones as the crusty old AA activists in town.) On second thought: maybe Pitt wouldn't be so bad because he's from the outside.
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    Image of ChillbearLatrigue ChillbearLatrigue
    06/25/09

    In reply to Angelina Jolie Tells Jennifer Aniston to 'Back Off' of Brad Pitt
    I have never been angry at pizza before, but I guess there is a first time for everything.
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    06/25/09

    @ChillbearLatrigue: And wait. Joy Behar is the one that called the marriage off? Not the boyfriend? Can we get a confirmation on this? That woman should have been stampeding down the aisle if she found someone to marry her. Maybe she got some bad advice from friends.
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    06/25/09

    @ChillbearLatrigue: Yes, because it is every woman's dream to be....(dramatic pause, clouds clear away and the sun emerges)...married! Sigh. You are so 1950s, Chillbear.
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    Image of Helman Helman
    06/25/09

    @ChillbearLatrigue: WTF are you talking about, ChillB. Joy Mehar is AWESOME and would be a riot to be married to. Sheesh.
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    06/25/09

    @Helman: Um, Behar, that is.
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    Image of skahammer skahammer
    06/25/09

    @ChillbearLatrigue: Figures. Pizzas all vote Libertarian. That's why they have such wide appeal, in small doses.
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    06/25/09

    @ChillbearLatrigue: I'd marry Joy Behar if I could stand those other yentas. What's not to love? Would you rather marry squealing Elizabeth Hasselbeck or flat-earther Sherri Shepherd? Barbara and Whoopi are out of the running because they both seem like they'd be a little too comfortable in a minivan.
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    Image of Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate
    06/25/09

    @ChillbearLatrigue: All celebrities should just stop marrying each other. It's just too complicated. Just screw around like high wallabies in a legal opium field.
    [www.msnbc.msn.com]
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    Image of ChillbearLatrigue ChillbearLatrigue
    06/25/09

    @BookishLookish: How else would a woman provide for herself and her offspring? I'm lost.


    @Helman: I find her unattractive and shrill. Then again, I've only seen this show on clips on Fox News so...


    @skahammer: I'm just thinking a slice of pizza with no tray might have made the shot, um more of a crowd pleaser. I don't judge pizza solely by their political affiliation, but come on, Pizza, do you have to be such a blatantly solid voting demographic?


    @Wrapitup: At the risk of sounding sexist, Hasselbeck is what we used to refer to in the 50's as "attractive." Of course that's relative to the other cast members. I'm sorry. That wasn't risking sexism it was just sexist, but I'm not in a delete-y mood.


    @Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate: If we go with my plan, there wont be a state marriage system at all, so I think you would be covered.

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    Image of Cicada Cicada
    06/25/09

    @ChillbearLatrigue: Why the surprise? Joy has a lot of money and is funny as hell. Donald Trump has no problem finding women to marry him, and he's missing the "funny as hell" part. Damn, I'd gay-marry Joy if I wasn't already married.


    Plus, you can eat a pizza with her, unlike little miss gluten-intolerant Hasselbeck.

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    06/25/09

    @ChillbearLatrigue: I have met Joy IRL and she is very beautiful and charming. And hilarious. And very sexy. You should only know from, as my neighbor Bertie would say.
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    06/25/09

    @BookishLookish: I will have to respectfully suggest that I believe that what you're claiming is impossible. At least as far as 50% of your adjectives go.
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    06/25/09

    @ChillbearLatrigue: Sir, I am a superb judge of beauty in women and you should never judge anyone from what you see on television. People who look great on the small screen are wretched in real life, trust me. Anyway, no accounting for taste. You may stick to the scrawny, boring, whitebread women of your realm due south of the mecca of hot babes.
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    Image of ChillbearLatrigue ChillbearLatrigue
    06/25/09

    @BookishLookish: Look, I have nothing against Joy Behar, but I demand a retraction from you or I will do a feature by feature breakdown of why she is not attractive. I don't want to do it, but I think you're going to leave me no choice. Do you want this blood on your hands?
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    06/25/09

    @ChillbearLatrigue: I never retract. Do your worst, bitch!
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    06/25/09

    @BookishLookish: Hawt!
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    06/25/09

    In reply to Angelina Jolie Tells Jennifer Aniston to 'Back Off' of Brad Pitt
    "OK, who ordered the pop star with extra cheese?"
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    03/11/09

    In reply to Ashley Dupre Blowing Everything by Acting Wholesome
    I thought she did Kegel exercises to build inner strength.
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    03/11/09

    In reply to Ashley Dupre Blowing Everything by Acting Wholesome
    Note to Ashley: Being photographed naked whilst cupping your tits in your hands doesn't exactly scream enlightenment. Doesn't anyone play out their respective redemption stories in private anymore?
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    03/11/09

    @nickcarroway: That's an old picture.
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