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    Image of Z und Vielpunkt's chick Z und Vielpunkt's chick
    08/05/09

    In reply to Why Are Russian Nuclear Submarines Patrolling the U.S. Coast?
    Photo op in front of the Statue of Liberty?
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    Image of SpyMagician SpyMagician
    08/05/09

    In reply to Why Are Russian Nuclear Submarines Patrolling the U.S. Coast?
    Ever since they heard that Sarah Palin could see them from her window, they’ve got the heebie jeebies.
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    08/05/09

    @SpyMagician:
    "I was flummoxed when half the crowd was nonplussed"
    [msgboard.snopes.com]
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    Image of MincnglyWhrdL'mer MincnglyWhrdL'mer
    08/05/09

    In reply to Why Are Russian Nuclear Submarines Patrolling the U.S. Coast?
    sorry, I lost track at the thought of hot russian sailors - what were we talking about? is it fleet week yet?
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    Image of Matthew_Maurice Matthew_Maurice
    08/05/09

    In reply to Why Are Russian Nuclear Submarines Patrolling the U.S. Coast?
    If I had to ride in a Russian submarine, I'd want it near the US coast. The closer those Deep Sea Recovery Vehicle rescue submersibles are, the better!
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    Image of The Marble Faun The Marble Faun
    08/05/09

    In reply to Why Are Russian Nuclear Submarines Patrolling the U.S. Coast?
    A formaldehyde-filled Stalin scares me more than this maneuver.
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    Image of Cheruth Cheruth
    08/05/09

    In reply to Why Are Russian Nuclear Submarines Patrolling the U.S. Coast?
    Rumors of Sarah Palin's divorce are true and Putin has come to collect his new bride.
    No more strip tease through binoculars for these kids.
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    Image of Swifter Swifter
    08/05/09

    In reply to Why Are Russian Nuclear Submarines Patrolling the U.S. Coast?
    I've no doubt that each of them is currently shadowed by a US nuclear attack submarine and/or surface anti-submarine vessels or aircraft. These Russian subs could be destroyed very quickly if the need arises, even by the French.
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    Image of badasscat badasscat
    08/05/09

    @Swifter: Well, maybe not the French.
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    Image of Magister Magister
    08/05/09

    In reply to Why Are Russian Nuclear Submarines Patrolling the U.S. Coast?
    Maybe they're looking for a "FEMA Camp"?
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    08/04/09

    In reply to Why Are Russian Nuclear Submarines Patrolling the U.S. Coast?
    Isn't that Julia Allison up there on the conning tower?
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    Image of Swifter Swifter
    08/05/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: The woman in the sailor suit is actually Mary Rambin. Julia is down below in the "engine room," if you know what I mean.
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    08/05/09

    @Swifter:
    Speaking of Mary Rambin, do russian sailors dye their eyebrows beige too??
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    Image of Ron_Obvious Ron_Obvious
    08/04/09

    In reply to Why Are Russian Nuclear Submarines Patrolling the U.S. Coast?
    The sub commanders are acting on direct orders from Vladimir Putin's astoundingly small penis.
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    Image of son of spam son of spam
    08/04/09

    In reply to Why Are Russian Nuclear Submarines Patrolling the U.S. Coast?
    Maybe they're just trying to visit friends in Brighton Beach.
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    08/05/09

    @son of spam: To help them sap and impurify our precious bodily fluids, no doubt.
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    Image of SachitaTethys SachitaTethys
    08/04/09

    In reply to Why Are Russian Nuclear Submarines Patrolling the U.S. Coast?
    The Russians are so cute. Trotting about town with their puffy chests in a desperate scramble to resemble the enemy they used to be. They're like an old partner in a law firm who insists on going into work every morning and making a big fuss just to close his door and nap all day. Cuddly Russians.
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    Image of Magister Magister
    08/05/09

    @SachitaTethys: Denny Crane
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    Image of Trulymadlyme Trulymadlyme
    08/04/09

    In reply to Why Are Russian Nuclear Submarines Patrolling the U.S. Coast?
    ruh roh.
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    Image of nozer nozer
    08/04/09

    In reply to Why Are Russian Nuclear Submarines Patrolling the U.S. Coast?
    They're just on their way to have a beer with Obama and discuss the final plans for turning America red.
    THAT'S RIGHT, you fools, Russia's still communist, Obama's a communist. The only piece of the puzzle I can't figure out is why the NY Times, a communist rag, would leak this story.
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    Image of Forgetitjake Forgetitjake
    08/04/09

    @nozer:
    Clearly, the NY Times ran this story because print is dead, and better red than dead. They want to be black and white and red all over again.
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    Image of ChillbearLatrigue ChillbearLatrigue
    08/04/09

    In reply to Why Are Russian Nuclear Submarines Patrolling the U.S. Coast?
    I don't remember this being an issue when Sarah Palin was keeping an eye on these Godless commie bastards.
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    Image of Claire Buoyant Claire Buoyant
    08/04/09

    @ChillbearLatrigue: Clearly they were intimidated by her guardianship over American skies, so now they have to invade us by water.
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