Is Elmo short for Guglielmo? Are u guys sponging off my Facebook page again, BTW? I posted a photo of a sculpture titled "Elmo 3" this morning and did a little meniscing about the 80's... #lindsaylohan
It's one thing for the kids at school to call your mom a slut because she's a stripper, but entirely another to call her a slut for boning Fergie's husband all night.
AND it's the Saturday of Our Lives because I'm going in for an interview at Crossroads where they'll hopefully overlook my lack of knowledge regarding fashion labels and hire because I'm just so damn beautiful. #lindsaylohan
Every time some female reality show contestant announces her age, there are inevitable snipes on blogs and message boards that there is no possible way for her to be as young as she claims. Yet here we have direct evidence that someone who is really 23 years old can appear to be on the north side of 40. (Actually, Ms. Lohan looks like the disastrous result of a 40+ woman who's trying too hard to convince the world she's still in her 20s.)
@Claire Buoyant: You read my mind. And...is it possible she's had cheek filler? (In addition to the probable botox and definite lip filler.)
How much of this is from hard living and how much is from messing with the already near-perfection of youthful skin? If I could have 23-yr-old skin again, there ain't no way I'd be injecting shit into it. Unless I was totally insecure and really mentally unstable and...
@Claire Buoyant: I know the partying has taken a toll on her looks, but the injections and fillers are only making it worse. I know she has a lot of problems, but I find the alterations to her face the most disconcerting thing about her.
@MartaD: Doesn't that little girl have somebody who loves her enough to MAKE her get some help. Unlike so many of her contemporaries, Lindsay could act. What a fucking waste.
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AND it's the Saturday of Our Lives because I'm going in for an interview at Crossroads where they'll hopefully overlook my lack of knowledge regarding fashion labels and hire because I'm just so damn beautiful. #lindsaylohan
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Either way, you shameless self promotion was well appreciated. #lindsaylohan
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Cocaine, vodka, pixie stix and sushi.
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To me she's just Liza Meh-nelli.
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How much of this is from hard living and how much is from messing with the already near-perfection of youthful skin? If I could have 23-yr-old skin again, there ain't no way I'd be injecting shit into it. Unless I was totally insecure and really mentally unstable and...
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