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    Image of City_Dater City_Dater
    10/26/09

    In reply to Scoring Sunday's Nuptials: Ultimate Altarcations Gets Under Jared and Ivanka's Chuppah
    What is the Altarcations scoring for having a relative or friend become clergy for a day in order to "officiate"?

    This is, I fear, a Friends inspired trend, which is sad and needs to fade away. #weddings
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    10/26/09

    @City_Dater: I believe you're referring to Universal Life ministers, no? The more trendy it becomes, the less the score. I believe two months ago it was at a four and has since fallen to a two, or depending on the circumstance, one. #weddings
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    Image of Phyllis Nefler Phyllis Nefler
    10/26/09

    @City_Dater: Oh, I've learned more about Universal Life than I ever would have cared to know. See here:

    [gawker.com]

    [gawker.com] #weddings
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    Image of adiam7 adiam7
    10/27/09

    @Phyllis Nefler: I never knew what the hell that was I figured it was some form of Christianity that let you marry whoever regardless of their religion/ a hippie kind of thing. I am going to brace myself for the read #weddings
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    10/26/09

    In reply to Scoring Sunday's Nuptials: Ultimate Altarcations Gets Under Jared and Ivanka's Chuppah
    Ivanka is definitely a hard worker. This does not alter the fact that her perfume smells like a hot catbox. In August. With three cats. #weddings
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    10/25/09

    In reply to Scoring Sunday's Nuptials: Ultimate Altarcations Gets Under Jared and Ivanka's Chuppah
    Yeah, they are awfully pretty, the Kushners. And I truly hope they can make it work. But somehow I think about three years from now, just around Passover, she's going to be pregnant and giving him shit about hanging onto the money-losing Observer and he's going to get really fucking pissed and counter with: "Your stupid jewelry company isn't making any money! And your matzoh balls are as rock hard as your tits!" #weddings
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    Image of son of spam son of spam
    10/25/09

    @BookishLookish: Mob marriages can be rocky. #weddings
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    Image of metoometoo metoometoo
    10/25/09

    In reply to Scoring Sunday's Nuptials: Ultimate Altarcations Gets Under Jared and Ivanka's Chuppah
    CTY! I had my first kiss at CTY! #weddings
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    Image of HereComesMyBaby HereComesMyBaby
    10/26/09

    @metoometoo: Awww, I'm glad I wasn't around right then, because I would've told you two to stop it. As a CTY RA, all I did was half-heartedly try to get nerds to stop making out. #weddings
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    10/25/09

    In reply to Scoring Sunday's Nuptials: Ultimate Altarcations Gets Under Jared and Ivanka's Chuppah
    I know Jeff Lynn from UVA, he was actually a pretty good guy. #weddings
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    Image of brittneylee brittneylee
    10/25/09

    In reply to Scoring Sunday's Nuptials: Ultimate Altarcations Gets Under Jared and Ivanka's Chuppah
    When did the Modern Orthodox start converting exclusively for marriage? I say that because Ivanka's conversion seemed fast compared to other Orthododx conversions I'm familiar with. Does anyone actually believe that Ivanka will still pretend to be Jewish even if there's a divorce? I still see her dress sexy so I don't know what kind of conversion it was. The whole conversion and wedding seem non-kosher. #weddings
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    10/25/09

    I'll promote that. Oh, and...
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    10/25/09

    @brittneylee: It ain't even halal, honey. #weddings
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    Image of adiam7 adiam7
    10/25/09

    @brittneylee: All of these conversions for marriage , no matter how long they take, are faulty since the reason for the conversion is the marriage. I stand by my earlier comments that Ivanka had plenty of chances as a New Yorker to join the tribe. #weddings
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    10/25/09

    In reply to Scoring Sunday's Nuptials: Ultimate Altarcations Gets Under Jared and Ivanka's Chuppah
    Damn you Nefler. You made my rifle-range-couple post look like crusty old porridge. #weddings
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    Image of Richard Lawson Richard Lawson
    10/25/09

    In reply to Scoring Sunday's Nuptials: Ultimate Altarcations Gets Under Jared and Ivanka's Chuppah
    Does my knowing two of the people featured here mean I've made it in New York, or that I am old and should be getting married myself? #weddings
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    Image of adiam7 adiam7
    10/25/09

    @Richard Lawson: If this was 1985 and you knew two people then it would have meant you made it, but in this day and age not so much. You know that what you have given the world in terms of recaps of RHNY/NJ is a testament that you have truly made it-in our hearts that is. #weddings
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    Image of MattGaymon MattGaymon
    10/25/09

    @Richard Lawson: Were the two people featured Margaret Thatcher and Regis Philbin? #weddings
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    Image of Richard Lawson Richard Lawson
    10/25/09

    @MattGaymon: That's Regis Thatcher now. #weddings
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    Image of adiam7 adiam7
    10/25/09

    In reply to Scoring Sunday's Nuptials: Ultimate Altarcations Gets Under Jared and Ivanka's Chuppah

    I see you rejoined the land of the Times Phyllis.

    The gays ,actually one gay, gets the educational point that housed everybody else:

    Dr. Saletan, 59, a hematologist and oncologist, is a senior director of medical affairs at Novartis, the Swiss pharmaceuticals company. He works in Florham Park, N.J. He graduated from Harvard, from which he also received a medical degree. He received a master’s in journalism from Columbia.

    The most B.S. title of the week:

    Erin Bouchier, Neil Schaefer
    The bride’s father is a lawyer in private practice in Carmel, and the executive director of the California Alliance for Golf

    The theme of this week's announcements was Rabbi. There were Rabbi emeritus ( never knew such a thing existed), rabbi roommates, rabbi grooms, rabbi dads. This week's wedding was good for the Jews. Not everyone was as a great of a Jew as Staci Zemlak, Eytan Kenter but they did the best they could.

    I don't know who those nutty Brits have coming and going in their halls of freedom, but if Margaret Thatcher is a code red alert, thank God I am in America . #weddings
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    10/25/09

    In reply to Scoring Sunday's Nuptials: Ultimate Altarcations Gets Under Jared and Ivanka's Chuppah
    I love the Ivanka/Jared story. It gives me faith someday I can meet a cute guy, fall in love, move across the country to try to make him miss me, buy new tits while I'm there, come back, break up with him a couple of times, console him through his dad's felony, convert to Judaism to try to close the sale and on a sunny fall afternoon, marry the shit out of him at my bankrupt Dad's golf course.

    Here's hopin'!!!!!!! #weddings
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    Image of D2theMatthews D2theMatthews
    10/25/09

    In reply to Scoring Sunday's Nuptials: Ultimate Altarcations Gets Under Jared and Ivanka's Chuppah
    My friends that got married this weekend only got a mention in the Concordia Trumpet and that paper doesn't even have comics. Or a second page. #weddings
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    Image of TroisFilles TroisFilles
    10/25/09

    @Cecil's Wielder: Do they have a Whatzit?

    Went to a wedding yesterday. The groom passed out on the altar. Had to recite vows and kiss while kneeling, couldn't stand. Young Gawkettes - do you run away, file an anulment tomorrow am, ever let him live it down? Old Brides need to know. #weddings
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    Image of Senator Sully Senator Sully
    10/25/09

    In reply to Scoring Sunday's Nuptials: Ultimate Altarcations Gets Under Jared and Ivanka's Chuppah
    Jared Kushner looks like the rich man's Michael Cera. #weddings
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    Image of sls67 sls67
    10/25/09

    In reply to Scoring Sunday's Nuptials: Ultimate Altarcations Gets Under Jared and Ivanka's Chuppah
    Shane Wilson and Jessica Manners look like really nice kids, and were a lovely counterpoint to the two royals - I read nothing of Ivanka et ux past the headline, and that was more than enough.

    Bet they spent more - a lot more - on the prenup than Wilson and Manners spent on their whole wedding #weddings
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    Image of Moff Moff
    10/25/09

    In reply to Scoring Sunday's Nuptials: Ultimate Altarcations Gets Under Jared and Ivanka's Chuppah
    Oooh! Nice use of "nonrestrictive clause"! #weddings
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    Image of vampirebris vampirebris
    10/25/09

    In reply to Scoring Sunday's Nuptials: Ultimate Altarcations Gets Under Jared and Ivanka's Chuppah
    Boo on the zaftig shot! Commentary on the usual criteria is snarky fun, but when looks start to get factored in, it borders on mean-spirited -- they aren't celebrities after all.

    Update: I just realized her weight was relevant to the announcement but I still think she should be called "formerly zaftig."
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    Image of Phyllis Nefler Phyllis Nefler
    10/25/09

    @vampirebris: It's meant to be taken in supplement to the article, which goes on and on about her losing weight. And OBVIOUSLY I meant zaftig like this kind of zaftig. #weddings
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    Image of vampirebris vampirebris
    10/25/09

    @Phyllis Nefler: i relent. it's just, from experience, if you've ever been referred to as zaftig, it echoes in your head for a long, long time. #weddings
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    10/25/09

    @Phyllis Nefler: Yes. Zaftig can be a compliment. #weddings
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