wtf
It isn't fair: if we had known that musician and experimental blogger
Ryan Adams would be willing to intern for random media companies in exchange for a little publicity for his upcoming album, we would have called him first. Unfortunately,
Blackbook beat us to it. Anyway, Ryan, if you're still looking for work, I've got a variety of projects—I need to schedule a bunch of shrink appointments, and have someone file my collection of kung fu movies. Please direct your resume to
sheila@gawker.com. (Remember when celeb hockey player Sean Avery interned for
Vogue? That seemed to work out pretty well for him.) [
Blackbook]
Oversharers
Our own Tipster Amy, who
keeps a very close eye on the
odd website of musician/oversharer
Ryan Adams, is wondering if perhaps Adams isn't missing his former
recent ex-girlfriend Mandy Moore. First clue: The shaggy guitarist's homepage now carries the words "Wild Wild Hope" across the top, recalling the name of Moore's most recent album, "Wild Hope." Also: The
supposed smelly narcissist made a list of things he would do if he were to desire to behave in a gentlemanly fashion. They include, "Say you are sorry while you still have the chance," which is kind of funny because it assumes a fuckup. The rest of Adams' tips are after the jump. You might learn something, cads!
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gossip roundup
- Tyra Banks is to dress as Michelle Obama for Harper's Bazaar, thus ending all rumors about the prospective first lady being kind of crazy and off the handle. [NYM, P6]
- Ryan Adams is supposedly a big jerk who doesn't bathe, Googles himself constantly and regularly verbally berated Mandy Moore. When presented with this allegation, this is the strongest his flack could muster: "I don't think any of that stuff is true." He sounds reasonably certain, people! [Post]
- Rosie O'Donnell left her apartment door open! Dead?? Robbed?? Or just hiding hiding from Julia Allison? [Julia Allison]
- Conrad Black's wife is shocked — SHOCKED — that Henry Kissinger was conniving and Machiavellian with regard to his friend Black. Who would expect that from Henry Kissinger?? [Post]
- The CEO of Blackbook admitted models are invited to his New York and Miami apartments for "shoots," but said he's not around when the come by. Or at least he wasn't around at the shoot in Miami. [P6]
- OK! and Us Weekly are supposedly sending "twice as many staffers" to the Democratic convention as to the Republican convention. Wait, OK! and Us Weekly are even going to the Republican convention? [Daily News]
- When she's not making Anderson Cooper blush, CNN's Erica Hill will now sometime tease other people on the CBS Early Show, apparently. [TV Newser]
- Someone's trying to develop a reality show about cougars in New York. [P6]
the internet
Shaggy musician
Ryan Adams recently
announced his breakup with young singer Mandy Moore. But the temperamental blogger has nothing against ladies of a certain age, having once apparently
hooked up with Courtney Love, 10 years his senior. So it's entirely plausible that Adams was being more than flirty with a
certain British visual artist when, at some point this week, he posted to his
mysterious Web server a
page in the path "tracy_emin/this_ones_for_you_baby.html" and containing a piece of cosmic art involving a whole pizza pie. (It was attached the home page via a link entitled simply "Pizza.") Adams, after all, has been
known to dedicate the song "
Rip Off" to her. Only time — and photos — will tell. Adams himself, who has a track record of
misleading the press about such things, most certainly will not.
UPDATE: A hearty "thank you" to tipster Amy who emailed this in.
(Photo by Piers Allardyce) [
Ryan Adams]
feuds
A couple of weeks ago, singer and serenity guru
Courtney Love posted to her Myspace
a long rant entitled "
Ryan Adams you fucking weasel. deal with it.858,00$." No one knows exactly what Love said in the missive, precisely, but the scholarly consensus at this point is that it involved Adams using Love's American Express card and checkbook to pay for record expenses well above and beyond what Love felt had been authorized, possibly while Adams and Love were sexing one another. Also, Adams was supposedly spending money intended for Love's 15-year-old daughter,
Frances Bean Cobain. Now Adams has linked, from a strange box in the upper-right corner of his
Web homepage,
something of a response. Or at least it seems that way. He could be talking about some other "reality-challenged" person accusing him of "fictonal crime against innocents." But probably not! An excerpt:
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rebuttals
I'm not sure what
you guys wrote in the comments section of yesterday's item about
Courtney Love's attack on
Ryan Adams regarding
all that money someone stole from her. But Ms. Love sure noticed. On her Myspace page today, she remarks, "I had a very heavy evening but since we are becoming terrifyingly great, I'm happy to oblige you Gawker people for about oh one more millisecond." Her full message after the jump.
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feuds
Sober rocker
Courtney Love posted an open letter to her myspace page last night, in which she charges that fellow musical mess
Ryan Adams had something to do with stealing "858,00$" from her—and from daughter
Frances Bean Cobain. Let's all try to make sense of it together, shall we?
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