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Us Weekly Offers Correction to Previous 'Ryan Seacrest Not Bit By Shark' Story
OK, not really, but hah! "I thought it was a stick," the befrosted American Idol host said. "I wasn't sure what had happened." Motorcycles are attacking Lindsay! Alcohol is sneaking its way into Shia LaBeouf's bloodstream and forcing his hand to turn the ignition key! And now Seacrest is being eaten by wild animals. I take it back! News is not slow! [Us]

3:13 PM on Mon Jul 28 2008
By Richard
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Ryan Seacrest Seeks Single Men "The American Idol host is advertising in Backstage for single guys who 'have a unique and strong relationship' with their mothers for a new NBC reality show he's exec-producing called 'Momma's Boys.'" [Post]

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Ryan Seacrest Maybe Taking Over For 'Close' Friend Larry King "A source from within CNN says that [American Idol host] Seacrest, who has filled in for his friend Larry King in the past, is involved in 'serious negotiations' to take over Larry King Live around year’s end." Someone is trying to deny Katie Couric her birthright. [The Scoop via Radar]

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television
Four Reasons American Idol Ratings Are Dropping Like Ryan Seacrest's Testicles
American Idol's ratings are falling to record lows, and Scott Collins of the Los Angeles Times is all over the reasons why. Collins blames the bloated two-hour charity special, Idol Gives Back; the writer's strike; generic show fatigue; the contestants; the presentation, Facebook; and CBS boss Les Moonves' undercover operatives. But that's the least of it. Here are the four real reasons the Fox talent show has finally lost its opiate-strength hold on America's masses. (Difficulty level: 9). More »

1:15 PM on Mon Apr 21 2008
By Alex Carnevale
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"Let's Pretend We Didn't See Paula Fall Down"
[American Idol stars Simon Cowell (drinkin' a beer) and Ryan Seacrest (drinking a fancy little mixed drink) at a Las Vegas nightclub last night; image via Splash] More »

9:42 AM on Fri Apr 11 2008
By Richard
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Celebrities Well Aware That You Hate Them
Ryan Seacrest, American Idol emcee and probable gay, graces the cover of Details this month, looking forlorn next to a headline that reads "Ryan Seacrest Knows What You Think of Him." It's remarkably similar to Lance Bass's January Advocate cover, which featured the pensive-looking "singer" and the sad statement that "Lance Bass Knows You Talk Trash About Him." Why the similarities? Why the self-pity?? Jossip suggests it's because, you know, "there are so few things you can say about gay people to make them sound interesting." This is true! Also, no one likes Ryan Seacrest or Lance Bass. Click here for larger image, at Jossip.

5:24 PM on Mon Mar 17 2008
By Richard
1,318 views, 14 comments

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On The Radio Tim Gunn was on Ryan Seacrest's radio show this morning. Ryan has basically stopped pretending that he is not a friend of Dorothy. Topics discussed: Posh Spice, sparkly belts, and Hillary Clinton's lack of fashion savvy (again, Timmy?) At least he doesn't sound sad. [Click to listen]

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disasters
Gary Busey Apologizes, Bestows Grand Praise Upon Ryan Seacrest
Poor kooky Gary Busey, who accosted celebrities like Ryan Seacrest on the Oscars red carpet, is just trying to apologize. But his crazy vapors keep muddling his mouth words so instead of just saying "I'm sorry Ryan" he calls the plastic personality "an innocent champion of honesty." He also claims that he didn't know that Ryan was in the middle of an interview. Busey, who has "an interesting odor", actually thought that he and Ryan were alone in a peaceful meadow, where truth needed championing and hugs were beautiful gifts from the gods. Video about his apology after the jump. More »

11:04 AM on Tue Feb 26 2008
By Richard
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"Sam Champion and Ryan Seacrest are on GMA being VERY GAY!"

Here is an email from Gawker's junior video guy, Nick McGlynn, who harvests our Tivos for content:
Check the video bin for a clip i just uploaded called "GMA_Ryan_and_Sam_being_gay" Sam Champion and Ryan Seacrest are on GMA being VERY GAY!
i.e. Ryan just said to Sam: "Thank you for completing the ball assembly!" -Nick :-)
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10:11 AM on Fri Dec 28 2007
By Joshua Stein
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Latest by AndIAmTellingYou: My TV burst into flames this morning about halfway through that segment. I would call that the gayest thing on more »
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Ryan Seacrest Gays Up The Emmys

Did you catch the Emmy awards last night? In cased you missed it, our Richard Blakeley has put together a montage of host Ryan Seacrest's queeniest moments and provided some subtitles for the three of you who might miss the joke. (We think Richard is auditioning for a job doing video for Perez Hilton! This is like, one step away from drawing splooge bubbles™ on Ryan Seacrest's face.) More »

11:20 AM on Mon Sep 17 2007
By abalk
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