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mostlymartian
11/12/09

In reply to Be Still, One Thousand Teenage Hearts: Are Rob Pattinson and Zac Efron in Love?
I totally called the Carrie Prejean thing. She tried to lie about the topless pics to say they were underage too and was found out. #robertpattinson
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Aatom
11/12/09

In reply to Be Still, One Thousand Teenage Hearts: Are Rob Pattinson and Zac Efron in Love?
In a perfect world, Carrie Prejean would still be an insignificant pageant girl, and there would be a Pattinson/Efron sex tape. #robertpattinson
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iplaudius
11/12/09

In reply to Be Still, One Thousand Teenage Hearts: Are Rob Pattinson and Zac Efron in Love?
At the end of the GQ interview, Robert Pattinson says, “I fucked Joe Jonas. I love him.” Namaste. Zac Efron is the next step up in his game of taking the piss out of the squeaky-clean American pretty boys, I suppose. (Look out, Chace Crawford: you’re next.) #robertpattinson
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Looker
11/12/09

In reply to Be Still, One Thousand Teenage Hearts: Are Rob Pattinson and Zac Efron in Love?
Ryan Seacrest made $38 million last year?

I think I'm going to kill myself. #robertpattinson
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mishmisha
11/12/09

@Looker: Well, at least he works pretty hard. Last I heard, he had the radio gig, American Idol, and a few other things which I can't remember. What really would make you want to kill yourself? The fact that Heidi Montag and Spencer Fucking Pratt making something like $90 k per episode of the hills. #robertpattinson
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snugbug
11/12/09

@mishmisha: I concur; Seacrest is one rabid Duracell bunny. On top of Idol and his radio show, he co-hosts a daily gossip fest on the E! channel. I used to wish that he roast on a pyre, but then I ran into him once and he complimented me on my Vans. That abruptly reconfigured him in my book from "cheeseball who won't ever shut up" to "hard-working multimedia personality." #robertpattinson
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crotchety
11/12/09

In reply to Be Still, One Thousand Teenage Hearts: Are Rob Pattinson and Zac Efron in Love?
In Figure 1 it looks like Pattinson is trying to cajole the waiter into finding a better table for him and his date and it looks like the waiter can hardly wait to tell him why that's impossible. #robertpattinson
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snugbug
11/12/09

In reply to Be Still, One Thousand Teenage Hearts: Are Rob Pattinson and Zac Efron in Love?
Poor, dear Robert Pattinson. Interviewed around the clock, he must have by now run out of biographical details to share, exhausted all the jokes he knows, grown bored of complaining about the tragedy of becoming suddenly famous or pussyfooting about his purported romantic entanglement with his nubile co-star.

At this point, he's probably just making up random statements about other celebrities. Like, "I'm star-struck over my matinee idol nemesis Zac Efron," or "Britney Spears inspired me to revisit the collected plays of William Shakespeare." #robertpattinson
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sarrible
11/12/09

@snugbug: "My best friends are Liza Minnelli and a tomato!" #robertpattinson
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applejuice
11/12/09

In reply to Be Still, One Thousand Teenage Hearts: Are Rob Pattinson and Zac Efron in Love?
Zac Effron reminds me of a young Rob Lowe and so, rightly or wrongly, the sleaziness I associate with Lowe I subconsciously also associate with Effron. I feel bad about it, but there it is. #robertpattinson
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Mediahohoho
11/12/09

In reply to Be Still, One Thousand Teenage Hearts: Are Rob Pattinson and Zac Efron in Love?
So you're saying they're not the same guy? #robertpattinson
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Maryscary
11/12/09

@Mediahohoho: Apparently not. Though, if they did bang, it would pretty much be like fucking yourself. #robertpattinson
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drunkexpatwriter
11/12/09

In reply to Be Still, One Thousand Teenage Hearts: Are Rob Pattinson and Zac Efron in Love?
Carrie Prejean should be really, really careful about what she says about this sex tape.

All it would take is one dick prosecutor looking to make headlines and she could easily be charged with manufacturing and distributing child pornography.

Not that I think that teens sending dirty pictures to each other should be charged, but, it's pretty dumb to be confessing to what is currently a felony on national television.
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MyNameIsChris
11/01/09

In reply to Hollywood's Spooky Stalker Week Continues: Timberlake, Seacrest, and Cyrus
The Seacrest incident took place in the office building I work in. We quickly ran downstairs and tried to find the guy they had arrested as they kept him the lobby for awhile. Then I realized I was stalking a stalker.
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BxgrlJeri
10/31/09

In reply to Hollywood's Spooky Stalker Week Continues: Timberlake, Seacrest, and Cyrus
And Robert Moses State Park should be full of ghostly craziness because the man himself was a loser lunatic who destroyed many parts of this city, including (and especially) the Bronx. So who knows what revenge is upon anything that bears his name? #justintimberlake
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BowlingForDollars
10/31/09

In reply to Hollywood's Spooky Stalker Week Continues: Timberlake, Seacrest, and Cyrus
The Rebecca Schaeffer case should give everyone pause. I get why celebs are completely creeped out by these mentally ill people with no boundaries. #justintimberlake
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Uncle_Billy_Slumming
10/31/09

In reply to Hollywood's Spooky Stalker Week Continues: Timberlake, Seacrest, and Cyrus

" The stalked are scarier than the stalker, maybe?"

(must post this way until the links to comments start working again)
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BxgrlJeri
10/31/09

In reply to Hollywood's Spooky Stalker Week Continues: Timberlake, Seacrest, and Cyrus
They all sound like schizophrenics. The sad thing about untreated schizophrenics is that no one can lput them in a psych hospital (or keep them there very long) or make them take their meds until AFTER they harm someone.

That system needs to change. Yes, the "snake pit" years of institutions were horrible but free-running untreated crazy people is horrible too. There must be a happy medium. #justintimberlake
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PaisleyPajamas
10/20/09

In reply to The Defamer Guide to Saving the Oscars
THE GOLDEN ERA
Host: Computer-generated imagery of a pioneer of the industry: First up, Charlie Chaplin. Next year, Mary Pickford and Douglas Fairbanks co-host.
Producer: Anyone who made a movie before 1985.
Ideal Best Picture Winner: Any period piece starring an actor/actress over 40 with a slew of remade classics as runner-up nominees.
Opening Number: A "We Are The World" type number with a crowd of film stars from the last century singing in unison. Anyone who can sing lyrics from a teleprompter without bifocals and walk on stage without breaking a hip is eligible. Call your agent.
Clips Reel: In lieu of speeches from any and all winners (stand, take a bow, sit back down--we'll mail your little golden guy), clip reels, montages and more clip reels!
Log Line: The way we were.
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