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Rozelle’s Bagman
11:54 AM

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Lewis Dodley, in The Standard, with a rope.
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flathead
02:35 PM

@Rozelle’s Bagman: he got done for check kiting back in the day, didn't he?
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Rozelle’s Bagman
02:38 PM

@flathead: Beats me, though he was stealing from tomorrow's newspapers before Gawker was a twinkle in Denton's eye.
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SpyMagician
10:27 AM

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Sad, sad, sad. Who’s next? Bud Mishkin?
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Lazarou
01:46 PM

@SpyMagician: That's terrible. I feel like NY1 is part of my family. Who's next is question. Annika Pergament bank robbing?
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Seeräuber Jenny
01:57 PM

@Lazarou: Kristen Shaughnessy wears a Size ZZZZZ bustier and stuffs Zhu Zhu hamsters into it when the Toys-R-Us clerks aren't looking.
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Seeräuber Jenny
01:58 PM

@SpyMagician:

Didn't you hear that all the sheet music for that Russian (?) chorus he's in went missing?
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SpyMagician
02:30 PM

@Seeräuber Jenny: In Russia, music sheet you!
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hollygirl
09:37 AM

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It seemed odd that this guy's dad was a former sports star and living in a rooming house. Crack.
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raincoaster
11/24/09

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What Would Carradine Say?
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OliversArmy
11/24/09

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I think somebody was with him that day in Daniel Boone National Forest. Whoever it was needs to Fess up.
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Voyou_Charmant
11/24/09

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Why hasn't Glenn Beck officially stated that he did not drive this man to suicide? How do we know Glenn Beck didn't harass and bully this man to the point that he raped and murdered himself?

I think there are some serious questions that Glenn Beck should answer, under oath.
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EddieTheDane
11/24/09

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If anyone ever finds me in my trailer in the Barc-A-Lounger, with the remote wedged in the folds of my back, a velveeta puddle on my chest, and my heart exploded from a massive gripper like the alien was rooting around in my ribcage, then I want you to know, as a kind of proactive deathbed confession, Glenn Beck sodomized and killed me.

He's been planning this for years cause I know too much about that little girl back in 1990...
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PaisleyPajamas
11/24/09

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What insurance company is going to give a 50-something man with a medical history of lymphoma a life insurance policy for ANY amount, let alone 6-figures? I don't buy any of this BS story.
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Cheruth
11/24/09

@PaisleyPajamas: I recieve an automatic sum of life insurance through work. I do not have lymphoma or any other fatal illness. But if I did they would have no way of knowing. The application consisted of my name, address and social.
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PaisleyPajamas
11/24/09

@Cheruth: Via your SSN, an insurance company can find out everything about you--criminal record, health record, every address you've ever received mail, etc. This is rumored to be one of the scary things that FICO keeps track of as well--yes, indeed, your credit score can plummet if you are diagnosed with a potentially disabling/debilitating or lethal disease.

I just do not and will not believe that the "proof" that this man was suicidal is some anonymous, unnamed tipster and a life insurance policy. The investigators have been watching too much Law & Order TeeVee.
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Ginmar Rienne
11/24/09

@PaisleyPajamas: Hey, the same type of investigation found that the explosion on the USS Iowa was the result of a complicated homosexual suicide plot! Not WWII era gunpowder that was stored in dangerous conditions. And remember how they caught Richard Jewell? And the Pat Tillman case?
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PaisleyPajamas
11/24/09

@Ginmar Rienne: Fer sure. These sorts of "conclusions" are always arrived at quickly and sound like an 8-year-old child over explaining how mom's favorite knick-knack was broken. It's the only time the powers that be try to blame the victim, as well.
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Ginmar Rienne
11/24/09

@PaisleyPajamas: There's also some glaring omissions: if he wrote the word "FED" on his chest himself---where'd the utinsil go? And what about the rest of the duct tape? How, exactly, does one duct tape one's wrists tight enough to fool investigators?

#tips
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Cheruth
11/24/09

@PaisleyPajamas: Under HIPA there is no way they can get my health records unless I sign an explicit waiver. I made sure to look and I did not sign such a waiver. If this has happened to you than sue your doctor and/or the hospital. They are not allowed to give out this information.

And credit score should not be based on illness. Obviously the two are linked in the sense that you rack up a lot of debt very fast. And often fall behind on bills. Read your credit report carefully. And if the score does not match the factors they are allowed to use than speak to an attorney.
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PaisleyPajamas
11/24/09

@Cheruth: It's actually HIPAA, which protects medical records. It's not illegal for insurance companies to share information regarding payouts on their insureds to their brethren in the industry or to create ratings systems that determine how much of a risk a potential insured may be. If you'd like it to be illegal, I suggest you contact your elected representatives.

I stand by my assessment that this is a ludicrous scenario in Kentucky.
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scroll_lock
11/24/09

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In a bizarre twist, The Smoking Gun's got federal documents that prove David Carradine was an undercover census worker.
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TableNein
11/24/09

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So this wasn't the person Glenn Beck raped and murdered back in 1990, then?
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Mediahohoho
11/24/09

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So Beck and Bachmann's hysterical shrieking about the evil, evil census being evil didn't get the dude killed. Permit me to a) admit that I jumped to that conclusion, too and b) Beck and Bachmann still need to shut the fuck up.
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RollsRoyceRevenge
11/24/09

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Does this mean we have to apologize to Andrew Belonsky?

Like, no way. I mean, ew.
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DahlELama
11/24/09

@RollsRoyceRevenge: Wow, would you believe I totally forgot about that guy?

Also, no. Never.
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RollsRoyceRevenge
11/24/09

@DahlELama: Would you believe I remembered him?
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Jim Topoleski
11/24/09

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Is anyone else the least bit suspicious about this whole thing?

I mean some of this stuff could have been done by him, but duct taping his arms together? Really they think he did that? If so what was the deal with the gloves they found at the scene, or the fact there was no roll of tape there.

You mean to tell me he carried a big ass strip of tape to duct tape himself?
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Magister
11/24/09

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It's a sad story and I'm sure Fox will wear their non-culpability with honor, but what I got from the link is that government employees killed on the job are entitled to a $10,000 gratuity.
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manchops
11/24/09

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i never noticed before that beck has rather perfect blowjob lips
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