Nancy Cartwright is the voice of Bart Simpson. She is also a famous Scientologist. She is also selling her son's bedroom furniture for $500. Need some shelves?

The Madoff's Montauk beach house has sold. For $8.75 million. That's above the asking price! What is it people love so much about Bernie Madoff memorabilia?

In your buttermilk-battered Wednesday media column: the NYT cafeteria gets a sterling review, Jack Shafer is a night-wandering insomniac, Graydon Carter blackballs restaurateurs, and citizen journalism pays off (for somebody), and Hearst rents a fresh bachelor pad.

The New Yorker is America's best magazine but their advertising revenue last quarter was down, let's see, 32% from a year ago. So everything is on sale, 80% off!!

The slack economy is costing America more than $1 trillion per year in lost output. But there's an upside: Great deals, on everything!