In this new teaser for her in-development show about wanting to be back on television (meta or irony?!), Sally Jessy parodies The History Channel's Swamp People. Watch her talk starvin' babies and chase squirrels until a ranger stops her.

On today's Oprah Winfrey Show, we were given a rare '90s talk show treat! Winfrey welcomed Phil Donahue, Geraldo Rivera, Ricki Lake, Sally Jesse Raphael, and Montel Williams on for an hour of... Winfrey bragging about herself/her show. Watch inside.

Furrier, social fixture, and permanent PETA target Dennis Basso turns 55 today. Téa Leoni is turning 43. Chelsea Handler is 34. Reclusive billionaire hedge fund manager Bruce Kovner is 64. Longtime CBS newsman Bob Schieffer is turning 72. Access Hollywood's Nancy O'Dell is 43. Actress Rashida Jones is turning 33.…