Our favorite of these fantastic Alaskan brown bears in this live feed just caught a salmon after waiting all day. He has wandered out of this frame, but don't worry—there are still four other bears and some rando seagulls waiting for their meals.
Politicians Still Won't Let Us Eat Frankenfish
Just last year it seemed almost inevitable that genetically engineered Frankenfish would soon be readily available to American consumers. But some lawmakers, like Alaska Sen. Lisa Murkowski, are a little creeped out by the idea and are holding up FDA approval. Murkowski told the AP that the idea of eating Frankenfish…
The Only Important Part of Obama's Speech Was a Salmon Joke
How did President Obama rally the nation last night with his Newt Gingrich-lifted slogan, "Winning the Future"? Are inspired 12-year-olds across the nation already building electric cars from algae? Perhaps. But mostly, people just remember Obama's "salmon" joke.
Fat Sea Lions Get Death Sentence for Eating Too Many Fish
After "dropping bombs that explode underwater and firing rubber bullets and bean bags from shotguns" failed to stop sea lions from getting hungry and eating salmon, wildlife officials have begun executing them, one by one.
We Will Never Stop Idiots From Wrong-Waying Airport Security
How best to protect America from the newly urgent threat of terrorists going the wrong way through airport security? Human tire spikes? Subway turnstiles? Boom Boom Room bouncers? Nothing. Nothing will ever completely stop idiots from wrong-waying airport security.
Nelson Mandela to Battle the Lovely Bones at the Multiplex
After a slow build-up, Oscar season is coming in like a lion. Mandela! Tom Ford directing! An Alice Sebold novel! This weekend's got prestige written all over it.
