The caption "Tiger Woods' Rachel Uchitel" annoys me. It may be appropriate given that she has no real fame or even notoriety in her own right, but the implication of ownership is fucking creepy.
"If your boyfriend wants a three-way with you and his hot, underage Chilean housekeeper and you deny him, it's bad for his self esteem and will only make him look to another woman if you don't give him what he wants."
"If your boyfriend asks you to buy Christmas presents for all his other lovers and you say no, then what you're really saying is that you don't want to be his girlfriend anymore."
"If your boyfriend asks you to take his serrated kitchen knife and 'hide it somewhere for awhile' and you quickly realize it is covered in dried blood and clumps of long hair and you say, 'Hell no, I'm not taking this', that says you're just not supportive enough of him and he should leave you for someone who stands by him."
"If your boyfriend wants to comment anonymously on a gossip blog about how jacked-up it is for you to be a role model for other young women who might actually listen to you, by all means, let him do it."
Devendra Banhart! I was trying to remember his name this weekend!!
The most I could come up with was "That hipster dude that dated Princess Naboo...you know who I am talking about right? His hair looks like a Beefeater's hat...?"
@Lysergic Asset: This happens to me too. Whenever one of them is mentioned I spend a good fifteen minutes OCDing in my head "Django Devendra Django Devendra"
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That is sacrilege. Heresy. Slander.
Grace Jones' daily dump is more compelling and has more talent than Rihanna.
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That's why she got it tattooed inches above her breast and not directly on it.
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I don't understand why he's on it in the first place, since he dogs it relentlessly.
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"If your boyfriend asks you to buy Christmas presents for all his other lovers and you say no, then what you're really saying is that you don't want to be his girlfriend anymore."
"If your boyfriend asks you to take his serrated kitchen knife and 'hide it somewhere for awhile' and you quickly realize it is covered in dried blood and clumps of long hair and you say, 'Hell no, I'm not taking this', that says you're just not supportive enough of him and he should leave you for someone who stands by him."
"If your boyfriend wants to comment anonymously on a gossip blog about how jacked-up it is for you to be a role model for other young women who might actually listen to you, by all means, let him do it."
12/02/09
The most I could come up with was
"That hipster dude that dated Princess Naboo...you know who I am talking about right? His hair looks like a Beefeater's hat...?"
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