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    Lonely and Miserable Jen Aniston Prefers the Company of Dogs, If You Know What We Mean
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    Image of Weegee's bored Weegee's bored
    01/05/09

    In reply to Lonely and Miserable Jen Aniston Prefers the Company of Dogs, If You Know What We Mean
    I'll pet Jen's schnauser any day..
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    01/05/09

    In reply to Lonely and Miserable Jen Aniston Prefers the Company of Dogs, If You Know What We Mean
    Estimation of praise must await the comparison. Like in Doonesbury's report of how Kissinger had one of the great biographies of the year that year ... pause ... his and Eddie Fisher's. Dogs should not be pleased to be ranked just ahead of the purveyors of 90% of the felonious assaults on the planet, plus golf.


    There was once a very notorious experimentalist who had tried up close and physical bonds with any number of critters of varying species, and when asked which was best, his reply: "Oh, women ... but mules are good, too."

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    Image of Unfun Unfun
    01/05/09

    In reply to Lonely and Miserable Jen Aniston Prefers the Company of Dogs, If You Know What We Mean
    I'm sorry but the Aniston dog comment is fucking true. And if any of you don't believe it, my barren shrieking womb begs to differ, and my pugs beg to hump your leg.
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    Image of MincnglyWhrdL'mer MincnglyWhrdL'mer
    01/05/09

    @Unfun: we missed your dulcet tones this weekend. they were sorely needed.
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    01/05/09

    @Monsignor Xtravagante D'ouchestache: I've been called many, many things, and dulcet is not one of them. It feels strange and oddly titillating.
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    01/05/09

    In reply to Lonely and Miserable Jen Aniston Prefers the Company of Dogs, If You Know What We Mean
    I'm loving the Kate Moss pix. Very Fat Slags of her.
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    Image of katastic katastic
    01/05/09

    In reply to Lonely and Miserable Jen Aniston Prefers the Company of Dogs, If You Know What We Mean
    "Sam Shepered is a drunk" is NEWS?
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    Image of braak: You are, as usual, completely correct. braak: You are, as usual, completely correct.
    01/05/09

    @katastic: It's kind of hard to believe that anyone who might possibly know who Sam Shepherd is didn't already know that.
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    Image of JudgeFudge JudgeFudge
    01/05/09

    In reply to Lonely and Miserable Jen Aniston Prefers the Company of Dogs, If You Know What We Mean
    (spoiler Alert):


    Jen might actually enjoy Benjamin Button - For most of the movie Brad is a fucked-up manchild who strikes out with women, until he ultimately turns into a big baby and dies in the arms of the lover he has essentially burdened to be more of a mother-figure than paramour.


    Might be Catahrtic!

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    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    01/05/09

    In reply to Lonely and Miserable Jen Aniston Prefers the Company of Dogs, If You Know What We Mean
    But which kind of dogs does Jen prefer?


    Oscar Mayer? Ballpark? Hebrew National?


    Inquiring minds want to know.

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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    01/05/09

    @MisterHippity: I'm going to go with Great Dane, a la Woody Allen's crack in Annie Hall.
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    Image of dado dado
    01/05/09

    In reply to Lonely and Miserable Jen Aniston Prefers the Company of Dogs, If You Know What We Mean
    What do girls have against three ways anyways? I mean, really.
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    Image of braak: You are, as usual, completely correct. braak: You are, as usual, completely correct.
    01/05/09

    In reply to Lonely and Miserable Jen Aniston Prefers the Company of Dogs, If You Know What We Mean
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    Image of contradicto contradicto
    01/05/09

    In reply to Lonely and Miserable Jen Aniston Prefers the Company of Dogs, If You Know What We Mean
    When asked if she had seen Button, Aniston replied that she hadn't because she was so lonely and miserable. She then returned to her Fortress of Solitude to listen to Elliott Smith's "Miss Misery." On repeat.
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    01/05/09

    In reply to Lonely and Miserable Jen Aniston Prefers the Company of Dogs, If You Know What We Mean
    I had a Tara Reid infestation in my basement once. The stink of Mai Tais, suntan lotion and vomit was nigh unbearable.
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    01/05/09

    In reply to Lonely and Miserable Jen Aniston Prefers the Company of Dogs, If You Know What We Mean
    Uh-oh, Jen's reading Catherine the Great? Expect a wacky love story involving a horse for her next chick flick.
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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    01/05/09

    @Baroness: Seabiscuit & Me
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    Image of La Cieca La Cieca
    01/05/09

    @Baroness: "Men come and go but there really is no relationship like the one you have with a stallion."
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    Image of MincnglyWhrdL'mer MincnglyWhrdL'mer
    01/05/09

    @Baroness: fine. then I'll go there


    well jen, just remember, in the immortal words of Catherine the Great : 'You can be a murderous tyrant and the world will remember you fondly. But fuck one horse and you're a horse-fucker for all eternity.'

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    Image of the supergoddess the supergoddess
    01/05/09

    In reply to Lonely and Miserable Jen Aniston Prefers the Company of Dogs, If You Know What We Mean
    "Sad dog-fucker" - it's going to be a good year, isn't it?
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    Image of wattznext wattznext
    01/05/09

    @the supergoddess: Especially for the sad dogs!
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    Image of Kaskaad Splash Kaskaad Splash
    01/05/09

    In reply to Lonely and Miserable Jen Aniston Prefers the Company of Dogs, If You Know What We Mean
    but who can afford a dog in these market conditions anyway?
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    Image of KathyFibbionl KathyFibbionl
    01/05/09

    @Kaskaad Splash: My sister manages a Petland in Orlando and says they can't keep puppies in stock. Sold 3 on New Years day. They actually offer financing.
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    Image of MincnglyWhrdL'mer MincnglyWhrdL'mer
    01/05/09

    @KathyFibbionl: it's a puppy ponzi scheme
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    Image of OlMuckyTerrahawk OlMuckyTerrahawk
    01/05/09

    In reply to Lonely and Miserable Jen Aniston Prefers the Company of Dogs, If You Know What We Mean
    Dags, she likes dags.
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    Image of wattznext wattznext
    01/05/09

    @OlMuckyTerrahawk: Caravan for me ma, periwinkle blue...
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