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    Image of Btwbfdimho Btwbfdimho
    11/10/09

    In reply to The San Francisco Treatment

    What about this one for the pic of the night? #sanfranciscochronicle
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    11/09/09

    In reply to The San Francisco Treatment
    These car-window photos never turn out, just buy a postcard or pull over and take the picture. #sanfranciscochronicle
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    Image of GZAthegenius GZAthegenius
    11/05/09

    In reply to Glenn Beck Survives
    Tania Beck looks like Wayne Gretzky.
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    Image of BlinkyMcChuck BlinkyMcChuck
    11/05/09

    In reply to Glenn Beck Survives
    A lot of companies are using the economy as a reason to fire people even if they're doing well, which of course, is bad for the economy on the whole. They're awful. #media
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    11/05/09

    In reply to Glenn Beck Survives
    Essence has actually increased their sales but the man gives them no love.
    Glenn and his wife Tania must not read much or visit many websites. The sympathy and well wishes were for the rest of his organs that are still stuck in that cocksucker's ( in the best of ways) body #media
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    11/05/09

    In reply to Glenn Beck Survives
    Definition of a moral dilemma:

    You're the chief surgeon, and you've got the scalpel in hand. You've sworn allegiance to the Hippocratic Oath, but Glenn Beck is just lying there, gassed into a drooling stupor.

    What do you do? #media
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    11/05/09

    @AzureTexan: Hippocrates never had to deal with these assholes. Do no harm is so vague anyway #media
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    11/05/09

    @AzureTexan: Screw the oath! First, do harm! Of course, his ass surgery was less successful: they couldn't remove his head from it. #media
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    11/05/09

    @TheBusinessGuy: @adiam7: Methinks we should start our own med school! #media
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    11/05/09

    @AzureTexan: Well, all Jewish males, including yours truly, are doctors. At least on an amateur basis. #media
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    11/06/09

    @adiam7: Do no harm to who? To Beck or to humanity?
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    Image of adiam7 adiam7
    11/06/09

    @topsy: That is the question? To save him or to save the world? Hippocrates should have considered this dilemma, its not like ancient Greece was full of saints, just gods. #media
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    11/06/09

    @AzureTexan: A Blue Texan, anytime! Our med school should offer some free service to those without medical insurance, what are they called again oh yeah tea-baggers #media
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    11/06/09

    @TheBusinessGuy: It must include Eritrean women cause my mother sure as fuck thinks she is a doctor. Of course whatever the ailment fat is the cause and some herbal concoction involving ginger and aloe vera will cure it. #media
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    11/06/09

    @adiam7: Our med school should also have really, really good barbecue. #media
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    11/06/09

    @TheBusinessGuy: Yeah, don't forget that Moe Syzslak had pretty nice little side gig as an amateur surgeon. #media
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    11/06/09

    @adiam7: Gee, with my Jewish grandmother, fat was the cure. #media
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    11/06/09

    @TheBusinessGuy: My grandmother is a big advocate of eating and being a solid size 10, nothing under nothing above. My mother will tell you that fat and sugar are behind all medical problems, including cancer and brain tumors. #media
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    11/06/09

    @AzureTexan: This sounds like a kick ass school #media
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    11/06/09

    @adiam7: It's starting to sound pretty sweet, isn't it. All we need now are a few large textbooks, a couple of used stethoscopes and 24,558 cases of Shiner Bock, and we're all set! #media
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    Image of mfnher mfnher
    11/05/09

    In reply to Glenn Beck Survives
    [www.theonion.com]

    This pretty much sums it up... #media
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    Image of Gekko1 Gekko1
    11/05/09

    In reply to Glenn Beck Survives
    Beck loves himself so much its surprising he let the infected appendix go. #media
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    11/05/09

    @Gekko1: Are you sure the appendix didn't attempt to rid itself of Beck? #media
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    11/05/09

    @NotChoinski: Perhaps his other organs will follow suit. #media
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    11/05/09

    @Maryscary: Not the spleen, I bet. #media
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    11/05/09

    @NotChoinski: Strange enough, doctors were dumbfounded when they had Beck on the operating table and could not find a backbone.

    Guess the appendix followed suit. #media
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    11/05/09

    @NotChoinski: Perhaps the appendix was trying to unionize the rest of Beck's internal organs. Beck found out and aborted that thing like a Wal-Mart executive. #media
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    Image of AndPreciousLittleofThat AndPreciousLittleofThat
    11/05/09

    In reply to Glenn Beck Survives
    Dear Glenn,

    We don't actually hate you, and we don't want you to die. Truth is, we need you. Without the mutual rim jobs you and Bill and Rush give each other, what would Democrats have to mock?

    You're singlehandedly keeping the shitty-conspiracy-books-sold-at-airline-terminals business alive, and you've helped rescue some of the twentieth century's true crackpots from the dustbin of history.

    So no, Glenn, we don't want you to die on the operating table. We want you to die broke, alone, and crying in a puddle of your own excrement AFTER we keep the White House in 2012. 'Til then, keep on blabbering! #media
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    10/31/09

    In reply to Nobody Loves Weepy VP Joe
    Biden was the most inscrutable choice, ever, for VP. Instead of "change" Obama brought out an old hack, who had trouble with both truth telling, even during the campaign, and with inserting his foot into his mouth. Oh, to know what kind of negotiation that was, to get him on the ticket---except, perhaps to allay terrified old white guys who feared a woman and a (half)black man on the ticket would bring on the apocalypse. #joebiden
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    10/30/09

    In reply to Nobody Loves Weepy VP Joe
    apparently I am in the minority, but I love Joe Biden! I think he's like the lovable Steve Urkel of the White House. He comes in, says stupid stuff, knocks shit over, and is like "Did I do that?" Oh Joe. #joebiden
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    10/30/09

    In reply to Nobody Loves Weepy VP Joe
    Joe Biden is everything thats wrong and fucked up with congress. This dope won his seat in the Senate when he was 29 and has never had another job until being VP. He has learned about as much about how the country works from his perch in DC as Palin learned about Russia from staring at it. He is walking proof we need term limits.

    And he doesn't drink. I don't trust people who don't drink, unless they've already been alcoholics. #joebiden
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    Image of Motoko Kusanagi Motoko Kusanagi
    10/30/09

    In reply to Nobody Loves Weepy VP Joe
    Why is it that I feel compelled to defend Gawker's subject matter against the editors/writers at least once a day lately?

    Either this new crop of staff writers is utterly fucked, or the editorial direction has taken a nosedive, or both.

    Is there some negative correlation between the quality of stories and the quality of AJAX/CSS? #joebiden
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    10/30/09

    @Motoko Kusanagi: From where I'm standing, it would appear to be a positive correlation. It's a good day when I get tripped up by fewer than five unresponsive scripts, infinite waits for comments to load or what have you. #joebiden
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    Image of Motoko Kusanagi Motoko Kusanagi
    10/30/09

    @romulus: The site gets prettier, and the content gets lamer. Just callin it as I see it. #joebiden
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    10/30/09

    @Motoko Kusanagi: Oh yeah, I didn't mean to quibble. I agree that the site gets fancier all the time, but features seem to break often. I should have added before that it could well be my OS and browser causing headaches most readers don't experience. And in all fairness, I haven't been reading long enough to judge contemporary content against the past. #joebiden
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    10/30/09

    In reply to Nobody Loves Weepy VP Joe
    Not sure what point you're trying to make, Amrita... that you think Cheney's worldview makes some sense? That Cheney was initially popular, before everything he did brought his popularity rating to a low of 28%? I love it that Biden is willing to call a moron a moron. This is a ridiculous post. #joebiden
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    10/30/09

    In reply to Nobody Loves Weepy VP Joe
    Oh, and if you're trying to poke fun at Vice Prez Biden for weeping during the debate when he spoke about his first wife and baby daughter who died, well then, that's just messed up. #joebiden
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    10/31/09

    @Conchie Birdie: One might argue that it was the worst kind of political hackdom for him to bring them up expressly to show his "empathy" side and try to squeeze a tear out of his plastic-surgeryized eye slots. #joebiden
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