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    The San Francisco Treatment

    Glenn Beck Survives

    The Layoff Parade: Teen Vogue, Details, Forbes, Time Inc.

    The Truck Stops Here

    Man Succeeds on TV Despite Literacy

    Billionaire Vulture's Newspaper Betrayal

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    Image of Btwbfdimho Btwbfdimho
    11/10/09

    In reply to The San Francisco Treatment

    What about this one for the pic of the night? #sanfranciscochronicle
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    Image of GZAthegenius GZAthegenius
    11/05/09

    In reply to Glenn Beck Survives
    Tania Beck looks like Wayne Gretzky.
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    Image of BlinkyMcChuck BlinkyMcChuck
    11/05/09

    In reply to Glenn Beck Survives
    A lot of companies are using the economy as a reason to fire people even if they're doing well, which of course, is bad for the economy on the whole. They're awful. #media
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    Image of adiam7 adiam7
    11/05/09

    In reply to Glenn Beck Survives
    Essence has actually increased their sales but the man gives them no love.
    Glenn and his wife Tania must not read much or visit many websites. The sympathy and well wishes were for the rest of his organs that are still stuck in that cocksucker's ( in the best of ways) body #media
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    11/05/09

    In reply to Glenn Beck Survives
    Definition of a moral dilemma:

    You're the chief surgeon, and you've got the scalpel in hand. You've sworn allegiance to the Hippocratic Oath, but Glenn Beck is just lying there, gassed into a drooling stupor.

    What do you do? #media
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    Image of adiam7 adiam7
    11/05/09

    @AzureTexan: Hippocrates never had to deal with these assholes. Do no harm is so vague anyway #media
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    Image of TheBusinessGuy TheBusinessGuy
    11/05/09

    @AzureTexan: Screw the oath! First, do harm! Of course, his ass surgery was less successful: they couldn't remove his head from it. #media
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    11/05/09

    @TheBusinessGuy: @adiam7: Methinks we should start our own med school! #media
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    11/05/09

    @AzureTexan: Well, all Jewish males, including yours truly, are doctors. At least on an amateur basis. #media
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    Image of topsy topsy
    11/06/09

    @adiam7: Do no harm to who? To Beck or to humanity?
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    Edited by topsy at 11/06/09 1:16 PM topsy was starred topsy was unstarred
    Image of adiam7 adiam7
    11/06/09

    @topsy: That is the question? To save him or to save the world? Hippocrates should have considered this dilemma, its not like ancient Greece was full of saints, just gods. #media
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    11/06/09

    @AzureTexan: A Blue Texan, anytime! Our med school should offer some free service to those without medical insurance, what are they called again oh yeah tea-baggers #media
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    11/06/09

    @TheBusinessGuy: It must include Eritrean women cause my mother sure as fuck thinks she is a doctor. Of course whatever the ailment fat is the cause and some herbal concoction involving ginger and aloe vera will cure it. #media
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    11/06/09

    @adiam7: Our med school should also have really, really good barbecue. #media
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    11/06/09

    @TheBusinessGuy: Yeah, don't forget that Moe Syzslak had pretty nice little side gig as an amateur surgeon. #media
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    11/06/09

    @adiam7: Gee, with my Jewish grandmother, fat was the cure. #media
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    11/06/09

    @TheBusinessGuy: My grandmother is a big advocate of eating and being a solid size 10, nothing under nothing above. My mother will tell you that fat and sugar are behind all medical problems, including cancer and brain tumors. #media
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    11/06/09

    @AzureTexan: This sounds like a kick ass school #media
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    11/06/09

    @adiam7: It's starting to sound pretty sweet, isn't it. All we need now are a few large textbooks, a couple of used stethoscopes and 24,558 cases of Shiner Bock, and we're all set! #media
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    Image of mfnher mfnher
    11/05/09

    In reply to Glenn Beck Survives
    [www.theonion.com]

    This pretty much sums it up... #media
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    Image of Gekko1 Gekko1
    11/05/09

    In reply to Glenn Beck Survives
    Beck loves himself so much its surprising he let the infected appendix go. #media
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    Image of NotChoinski NotChoinski
    11/05/09

    @Gekko1: Are you sure the appendix didn't attempt to rid itself of Beck? #media
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    Image of Maryscary Maryscary
    11/05/09

    @NotChoinski: Perhaps his other organs will follow suit. #media
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    11/05/09

    @Maryscary: Not the spleen, I bet. #media
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    Image of Gekko1 Gekko1
    11/05/09

    @NotChoinski: Strange enough, doctors were dumbfounded when they had Beck on the operating table and could not find a backbone.

    Guess the appendix followed suit. #media
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    Image of Cunning_Linguist Cunning_Linguist
    11/05/09

    @NotChoinski: Perhaps the appendix was trying to unionize the rest of Beck's internal organs. Beck found out and aborted that thing like a Wal-Mart executive. #media
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    Image of AndPreciousLittleofThat AndPreciousLittleofThat
    11/05/09

    In reply to Glenn Beck Survives
    Dear Glenn,

    We don't actually hate you, and we don't want you to die. Truth is, we need you. Without the mutual rim jobs you and Bill and Rush give each other, what would Democrats have to mock?

    You're singlehandedly keeping the shitty-conspiracy-books-sold-at-airline-... business alive, and you've helped rescue some of the twentieth century's true crackpots from the dustbin of history.

    So no, Glenn, we don't want you to die on the operating table. We want you to die broke, alone, and crying in a puddle of your own excrement AFTER we keep the White House in 2012. 'Til then, keep on blabbering! #media
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    Image of TheBusinessGuy TheBusinessGuy
    10/27/09

    In reply to The Layoff Parade: Teen Vogue, Details, Forbes, Time Inc.
    Does that screen grab suggest that Stossel is working while pregnant? Can I put my hand on his tummy? #media
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    Image of Mediahohoho Mediahohoho
    10/27/09

    In reply to The Layoff Parade: Teen Vogue, Details, Forbes, Time Inc.
    That screen grab looks like someone just told John Stossel how babies are made. #media
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    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    10/27/09

    In reply to The Layoff Parade: Teen Vogue, Details, Forbes, Time Inc.
    Someone needs to put The Chronicle out of its misery already. This is just getting wayyy too pathetic for my taste.

    ETA: You know if you subscribe now you can get a gift card?
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    Image of mfnher mfnher
    10/27/09

    In reply to The Layoff Parade: Teen Vogue, Details, Forbes, Time Inc.
    The screen grab of John Stossel just made my morning. Thank you. #media
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    Image of Airvault Airvault
    10/26/09

    In reply to The Truck Stops Here
    Well the homeless have to wipe their asses with something! #sanfranciscochronicle
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    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    10/26/09

    In reply to The Truck Stops Here
    Portable homeless shelters? #sanfranciscochronicle
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    Image of iantenna iantenna
    09/25/09

    In reply to Billionaire Vulture's Newspaper Betrayal
    good riddance i say, save for the lost jobs. the chronicle has been a shitstain of a paper for years, and an oddly conservative one to boot, considering its market.
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    if_i_only_had_a_heart promoted this comment Edited by iantenna at 09/25/09 2:34 PM iantenna was starred iantenna was unstarred
    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    09/25/09

    @iantenna: true. sad about the jobs. but the paper sucked yea verily for decades

    what it produced was not quite journalism
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