John Kasich's Campaign Bites the Big One
According to reports, John Kasich is officially dropping out of the presidential race today.
Jared Fogle Is Serving Sandwiches in Prison: TMZ
According to TMZ, Jared Fogle has been assigned to cafeteria duty at Federal Correction Institution Englewood—serving sandwiches. Fogle was moved to the correctional officers’ cafeteria after receiving a beating from an inmate who objected to the former Subway pitchman having hired “paid protection.”
Brooklyn artist Jessica Olah is making 2,340 PB&J sandwiches in five days, for art. “Doing something small like this could mean something much bigger if it is done with intentionality,” she said. Peanut butter and jelly is a tasty sandwich combination.
Subway Might Soon Be Legally Required to Measure Your Footlong
There’s an old joke that goes something like: “Boy, the food at this place is really terrible,” says one Subway customer to another. “Yeah, I know,” says the second guy, “and such small portions.” Well, those two customers really exist, and they sued the company for false advertising back in 2013. In an attempt to…
An Expensive Sandwich Should Come With a Side
“When Did It Become OK For A $12 Sandwich Not To Come With A Side?” Wow—I could not agree more.
This Radioactive Fox Made a Good-Looking Sandwich
Foxes are shrewd, solitary creatures. They use the earth’s magnetic field to hunt. They are the beloved stars of many children’s books and animated films. And when they live in radioactive areas, some foxes, it would seem, develop the useful skill of sandwich-making. Who knew?
Peanut Butter and Jelly—On a Wrap
Peanut butter and jelly—on a wrap.
A Hot Dog Is Most Definitely a Sandwich, America
Jeb Lund, the friend of Gawker also known as Mobute, has posted an Independence Day-related meditation on the sandwichness of hot dogs at that most American of publications, The Guardian. Lund arrives at the right conclusion for the wrong reasons. Here is why hot dogs are sandwiches.
Cook at Recovery Facility Allegedly Licked Sandwiches, Fed Officers
Yolanda Arguello, 59, a cook at the South Valley New Mexico Women's Recovery Academy in Albuquerque, faces battery charges this week after witnesses revealed that she had been licking sandwiches she was making for parole and probation officers at the facility.
Woman Somehow Engaged Before Filling Fiancé's Arbitrary Sandwich Quota
When we last left New York Post writer Stephanie Smith, she was toiling to meet her boyfriend's demand for tribute in the form of 300 sandwiches, with a promise of engagement at the end of her Herculean labors. But lo, the merciful and studly king has granted her an early release for good behavior, proposing to her …
Is KFC's recently revived Double Down even actually a sandwich? Like, legally? Reasonable people can disagree. Except in Massachusetts.
Grilled Cheese Delivered By Parachute, Coming Soon to NYC
An Australian grilled cheese maker called Jafflechutes, a name that I'll address with much concern later in this post, has succeeded in crowdfunding their parachute-based grilled cheese operation for a visit to New York, as soon as this month.
Sandwich Shop Owner to Employees: Merry Christmas, You're All Fired
'Twas the weekend before Christmas, and all through the Snarf's Sandwich Shop in Chicago, not a creature was stirring — because management sent out an email on Sunday firing all the employees.
Why Don't You Eat at Quiznos Any More?
Quiznos—the sandwich place, you know, with the "toasty" kinda subs? That one. Real popular place, not too long ago. What happened?
[Excited about the grand opening of Delaware hoagie chain Capriotti's first Washington branch, Vice President Joe Biden put in his order right after 11 a.m. on Thursday. "The only way to eat these things is with hot peppers," Biden said, "but not everybody understands that. You know what I mean?" Photo by…
Despite lacking the wherewithal to make their own sandwiches, entitled "Millennials" are demanding that the sandwiches made for them come on bread that is "unconventional," "unique," or even "wacky." It's about time for some famous newsman to ghostwrite another book about WWII, so we can hear how a real generation ate.
You People Inexplicably Love Subway's Advertising
You, the ruminant-like American consumer, "chewing your cud" (Cheetos) on your voluminous reclining chair as you passively absorb advertising messages for processed food conglomerates: which fast food ad do you relate to the most? The fake healthy place. Huh.
Bitch, Make Me 300 Sandwiches, Orders Beautiful Woman's Boyfriend
A terrifyingly beautiful New York City woman is either preparing the most exquisite, slow-burn revenge murder of all time or has lost her goddamn mind, the New York Post reports today.
Toothless Man Bites Neighbor’s Penis “Like a Sandwich”
Jason Martin, 41, has been found guilty at the Canterbury Crown Court in Kent, UK for biting the penis of his neighbor, Richard Henderson, 39, during an argument over loud Xbox music. Henderson apparently sent Martin a text asking him to turn down the music and the fight escalated in person when Martin, who only has…
Australia No Longer a Safe Place for Women, Sandwiches, Teens
On Wednesday, Australian Prime Minister Julia Gillard was visiting a high school in Brisbane when someone threw a sandwich at her.
