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    Where's Santa?

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    Image of HiredGoons HiredGoons
    12/25/08

    In reply to Where's Santa?
    Is this a Christian Science stained-glass window?
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    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    12/24/08

    In reply to Where's Santa?
    Actually, I do see Santa in there.


    But it isn't a benign Santa ...


    It's a malignant Santa! Run for your lives!

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    Image of bigleggedwoman bigleggedwoman
    12/24/08

    @MisterHippity: Malignant Santa: the next Billy-Bob Thornton Christmas movie.
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    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    12/24/08

    In reply to Where's Santa?
    Maybe what the slide shows is like Santa because it brings a wonderful gift: It shows that the biopsy is negative.


    Merry Christmas! No cancer!


    There. I just made it heartwarming.

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    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    12/24/08

    In reply to Where's Santa?
    It's a trick!


    If you stare real hard at that picture looking for Santa, after 10 seconds you'll hear a sudden, ear-spitting shreik and Julia Allison will pop out!


    Don't fall for it, people!

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    Image of bigleggedwoman bigleggedwoman
    12/24/08

    In reply to Where's Santa?
    Is this that rare Gustav Klimt I've heard so much about?
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    12/24/08

    @bigleggedwoman:


    I get more of a Chagall mosaic feel, or a late Rorschach.

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    Image of bigleggedwoman bigleggedwoman
    12/24/08

    @Smitros: Yeah, it's sloppier and vaguely religious like Chagall.
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    Image of propertius propertius
    12/24/08

    In reply to Where's Santa?
    He's there in the lozenge. But he looks like he popped in from an Edvard Munch painting.
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    Image of bigleggedwoman bigleggedwoman
    12/24/08

    @propertius: Those art history classes are really paying off now, aren't they?


    I was speculating Klimt and now lean towards Chagall with Smitros.

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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    12/24/08

    @bigleggedwoman:


    A Klimt would be shinier, I think.

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    12/24/08

    @bigleggedwoman: It's all grist for the comment mill. And that mill grinds very finely indeed. I'd say art history is almost pulverized.
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    Image of MincnglyWhrdL'mer MincnglyWhrdL'mer
    12/24/08

    @propertius: please! you're all thinking dead white guys - clearly the image in the red spot is santa as seen by Jenny Saville


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    Image of KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins
    12/24/08

    In reply to Where's Santa?
    ...Is Santa supposed to be in the red blob? All I see is a sweet potato that possibly has a hint of Santa shape to it.


    Hmm. Time for more rum in my egg nog!

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    Image of Rumpelstilskin Rumpelstilskin
    12/24/08

    In reply to Where's Santa?
    Silly people, these are Santa's stem cells! Remember, we voted for change and here it comes. Now everyone can be a Santa!
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    Image of mathnet mathnet
    12/24/08

    In reply to Where's Santa?
    He sees you when you're sleeping.
    He knows when you're awake.
    He knows if you've been bad or good
    'Cause he's in your DNA.
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    Image of htotheomo htotheomo
    12/24/08

    @mathnet: That's just brilliant!
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    Image of lobstr lobstr
    12/24/08

    In reply to Where's Santa?
    Amy Winehouse's urine analysis yields some pretty trippy shit!
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    Image of bigleggedwoman bigleggedwoman
    12/24/08

    @lobstr: Yeah, evidence that she's suffering from a wee bladder infection.
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    12/24/08

    In reply to Where's Santa?
    Right there!
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    Image of TedSez TedSez
    12/24/08

    In reply to Where's Santa?
    Nobody sees Santa Claus, but that is no sign that there is no Santa Claus. The most real things in the world are those that neither children nor men can see. Did you ever see fairies dancing on the lawn? Of course not, but that's no proof that they are not there. Nobody can conceive or imagine all the wonders there are unseen and unseeable in the world.


    Yes, VIRGINIA, there is a Santa Claus virus, and he lives in all of us.

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    Image of katekate is squared katekate is squared
    12/24/08

    @TedSez: No, no, you're mistaking that for Ebola.
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    Image of bigleggedwoman bigleggedwoman
    12/24/08

    @TedSez: I saw fairies dancing on the lawn when I visited the Castro in 1982. I believe!
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    12/24/08

    In reply to Where's Santa?
    Upper right quadrant, carrying a red bag.
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    Image of Larry Fine Larry Fine
    12/24/08

    @Smitros: That looks more like an elf to me. But Santa is a jolly old elf, so why not?
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    Image of mathnet mathnet
    12/24/08

    @Smitros: He's on his way! With my period!
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    12/24/08

    @pareenesnativityscene:


    Now I'm seeing the cameo in the red spot.


    If I'm not mistaken, the slide is of plant cells, so I hope that isn't from anybody's sample. Ow.

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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    12/24/08

    @mathnet:


    Umm, congratulations(?).

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    Image of bigleggedwoman bigleggedwoman
    12/24/08

    @mathnet: Ah - hahaha. So that's how that happens.
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    Image of Larry Fine Larry Fine
    12/24/08

    In reply to Where's Santa?
    He's in the red large blot. White outline. You have to squint to make it work.
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    Image of Oface Oface
    12/24/08

    @pareenesnativityscene: And see? I was looking in the lower left hand side. If you turn your head sideways, it looks like Santa is sitting spread eagle.
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    Image of MincnglyWhrdL'mer MincnglyWhrdL'mer
    12/24/08

    @pareenesnativityscene: it's like a santa 'peep', crushed by a glass slide


    "santa peep, santa peep, why are you so gooey"

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    Image of Larry Fine Larry Fine
    12/24/08

    @Oface: That's Courtney Love you see. Not Santa.
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    Image of Larry Fine Larry Fine
    12/24/08

    @Monsignor Xtravagante D'ouchestache: Minsley?
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    12/24/08

    @pareenesnativityscene: He feels like Minsley, doesn't he?
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    Image of mmstk101 mmstk101
    12/24/08

    @BookishLookish: Absolutely!
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    Image of MincnglyWhrdL'mer MincnglyWhrdL'mer
    12/24/08

    @pareenesnativityscene: @pareenesnativityscene: @mmstk101: I am but a humble monsignor, posting from my meager abode within the vatican, where I reside with my nubile harem of altar boys. I'm sure I have to idea to whom you are referring.
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    Image of Larry Fine Larry Fine
    12/24/08

    @Monsignor Xtravagante D'ouchestache: What an excellent Xmas gift!
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    Image of bigleggedwoman bigleggedwoman
    12/24/08

    @Monsignor Xtravagante D'ouchestache: Hello, Shiva.
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    Image of VoxPopuli VoxPopuli
    12/03/08

    In reply to Santa Claus Horrifying Children Fills Our Hearts With Cheer
    Oh, I needed that belly laugh today, thanks!
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