In an anonymous statement to AmNew York yesterday, a representative for the holiday scourge referred to as SantaCon explained that the drunken Santas will not, after all, be venturing out to Bushwick. But, where will they go?????????
Bushwick Bars to Boycott Drunken Disgusting Shitshow Known as SantaCon
As local Brooklyn publication Bushwick Daily announced on Monday, the December terror known as SantaCon (where adults dress up as Santa, travel to different bars, and drink themselves stupid) is planning to move from its former home in the East Village to a new parade path in Bushwick. That is, until bars and…
Lawyer for Santa Accused of Public Handjob Demands Article Be Yanked
Following yesterday's post about a SantaCon Santa who was allegedly caught by a filmmaker having his North Pole publicly waxed by a naughty little elf, Gawker received an "urgent" email from a man claiming to be Santa's lawyer.
SantaCon Santa Gets Public Handjob from Naughty Mrs. Claus
The scourge of SantaCon — the "nonsensical Santa Claus convention that happens once a year for absolutely no reason" — is the bane of pretty much every New Yorker, but a boon to voyeurs of badly behaving Santas.
Any Santacon Participant is the Worst Person in New York Right Now
Here's a picture taken outside of 13th Step, an East Village bar which was named one of Complex's "25 Douchiest NYC Bars" last year.
Santas Launch Ground Offensive In War on Christmas
[A woman, surrounded by santas, hula hoops during New York's annual Santacon event, during which a bunch of santas get drunk and roam the streets, searching for prey. Image via Getty.]
