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Poop Cooper
11:46 AM

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I didn't know Sarah Palin was into role play.

"Okay, you be a governor, and I'll be a hot fireman who just put out a small grease fire in your kitchen who also hates foreign media. What? This isn't how you get off? Huh. Coulda fooled me."
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NotChoinski
09:29 AM

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I'm curious what her publisher has to say about an author who is deliberately barring media from attending events meant to publicize the the book.
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braak: You are, as usual, completely correct.
09:27 AM

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You quit being governor! You can't demand people call you "governor" when you QUIT!

BLEAAARRRAAGGH!
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Edited by braak: You are, as usual, completely correct. at 12/03/09 9:29 AM

AzureTexan
08:53 AM

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It's beyond ironic, of course, that the Fluffernor calls Obama a fascist, etc., when she and her minions so tightly control an already scripted appearance at — get this — the Mall of America.
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TheUptightMidwesterner
07:08 AM

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"XXX would like to be referred to only as Governor, and dislikes foreign languages." could describe a majority of the population in any given detox/crisis unit.
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En0s1
09:24 AM

@TheUptightMidwesterner: A friend of mine worked at the psych ward at a local hospital where there was an unruly guy that said he was governor of NY appointed by the queen.

Think there's any relation to Sarah?
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unclevanya
06:46 AM

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So she can see Russia from her porch, but she can't hear it.

Let's compromise and call her Governot.
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momof3wildkids
06:28 AM

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Of course she dislikes foreign languages, she has a enough trouble with English.
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EhBologna
07:28 AM

@momof3wildkids: Give her a break. She has mastered Gibberish.
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Edward Lionheart
12/01/09

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She has a First Amendment right to misquote and don't you forget that, or she'll use her Second Amendment right to bear arms to shoot you.
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Skeetz
12/01/09

@Edward Lionheart: Or claw your face off, at least.
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Astroblack
12/01/09

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Well, I suppose if she was one of you liberal media elites she could afford to have someone write her speeches and check her facts. But she's just plain ol' Real American Sarah, and factual inaccuracy just shows how authentic she is.
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Lysergic Asset
12/01/09

@Astroblack: This is pitch-perfect.
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bluebears
12/01/09

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I had not heard that Romney story and it actually really upset me, thinking about that poor dog. What a fucking asshole.
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rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny
12/01/09

@bluebears: Yeah, I felt bad that a dog had to live with Mittens too.
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ParahSalin
12/01/09

@bluebears: I hate to point you to the Huckabee dog murdering scandal. I mentioned on another thread that his son had raped and murdered a young dog in the 1990's and a few people knew what I was referring to. His enormously obese eldest son was kicked out of a summer camp for hanging a dog. I think Huckabee was the Governor of Arkansas at the time, and he spun it that his kid was putting an old mangy stray out of its misery. The raping part I might have made up. On the other hand, he never offered any evidence to prove he hadn't raped that poor dog.
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bluebears
12/01/09

@ParahSalin: I have heard the story about his serial killer in training son.
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ParahSalin
12/01/09

@bluebears: I'd say that kid has definitely been eating his feelings for a long, long time. You can just feel the suppressed rage bubbling beneath the surface. I hope when he graduates to people he doesn't start eating his victims along with his feelings.
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FitnessMadeSimple
12/01/09

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I'm hoping Romney is the nominee in 2012. Jindal after that. The rest of them...never...ever.
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Jes St.Lawrence
12/01/09

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Jindal is also an amateur exorcist.

"Strangely, I found myself repeating the Hail Mary until it became a chant. Being a recent convert to Catholicism, I had yet to accept the Catholic doc trines concerning Mary and considered any form of Marian devotion to be idolatry. Though I had never before prayed a Hail Mary in my life, I suddenly found myself incapable of any other form of prayer. Somehow, Mary's intercessions allowed me to find peace during that long night; I knew that I had survived the worst and that I would exit with my faith intact. It terrified me to recall how close I came to turning away from Christ out of fear.

The crucifix had a calming effect on Susan, and her sister was soon brave enough to bring a Bible to her face. At first, Susan responded to biblical passages with curses and profanities. Mixed in with her vile attacks were short and desperate pleas for help...."
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Volsciana
12/01/09

@Jes St.Lawrence: Jindal is pretty well known for his extream brand Catholicism, I remember he actually made some comments about how he considered certain Protestant practices as 'heretical' ...but then i guess that kind of shit appeals to alot of Republican Voters.
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rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny
12/01/09

@Volsciana: Generally those GOP voters are part of the sects he is branding as "heretical" however.
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AzureTexan
12/01/09

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The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Shits
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intime
12/01/09

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When you read "all" of the newspapers and books out there it's easy to get mixed up sometimes.
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Spirit Fingers
12/01/09

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Call me impressed. I would have thought her main quotes would have come from a package of Slim Jim or maybe a Pillsbury jingle, "Mmmm, pop ' n fresh dough...maverick!"

Yes, this whole Wooden/Wooden Legs debacle never would have happened if the misquoting didn't steer away from thought provoking references to dried meat and canned pastry. Know thine limits, Sarah.
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