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relocating
Sarah Jessica and Matthew Fleeing to Brooklyn?
We knew there was a reason we're leaving the neighborhood. Sarah Jessica Parker and her mighty steed Matthew Broderick might be movin' on over to Park Slope. The New York Post thinks they've found the family's apartment.
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Comment by mathnet: Marion Loretta Elwell and Tabitha Hodge? Bray it ain't so. 21 Responses | Other threads
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Ferris Bueller to Have No More Days Off, Ever
[Sarah Jessica Parker, James Wilke, and Matthew Broderick welcome their two new kids, born from surrogacy, into the world. They sent this photo around to mitigate the crazed paparazzi bullshit that could have ensued. Image via... the world!] -
gossip roundup
Never Throw Your Drink at Anna Kournikova
Anna Kournikova viciously brawls with another woman in a Vegas club, Leighton Meester sings and acts in a video for Cobra Starship, Michael Jackson looked frail on stage at his concert rehearsals and Chris Brown gets shut down by Jay-Z. More »
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Comment by theartdodger: Anna Kournikova could've been really good. There was a time before she got caught up in all of the sex symbol... 7 Responses | Other threads
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gossip roundup
Megan Fox Explains Her Smoldering Disdain for Fat Kids Bearing Flowers
Megan Fox cites confusion in explaining away the infamous flower incident, Ryan Seacrest is developing a Lindsay Lohan reality show, Kate Moss is an absolute pain in the arse girlfriend, and Katie Lee Joel's new man is shagging fashion editors. More »
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Comment by CorradoJr.: Why the need to call that kid fat? Explain away, Cajun Boy. 7 Responses | Other threads
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gossip roundup
Aaden Gosselin Is Not Meaty Enough To Sate The Ratings Deities
A child of Jon and Kate Gosselin is injured after an unsuccessful sacrificial offering to Nielsen gods by TLC. Madonna's child caper! Susan Boyle: distraught. Harry Potter and Radiohead? Yeezey's girlfriend! Presenting your Sunday morning gossip roundup. Happy Father's Day! More »
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By Foster KamerComment by unclevanya: You know, if you play OK Computer and HP & the Philosopher's Stone together, a lot of the scenes sync... 4 Responses | Other threads
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gossip roundup
The Moon and the Stars Align Perfectly For Lindsay Lohan Once Again
Elle is letting LiLo off the hook over the jewels everyone seems convinced that she stole, two cops try to blackmail Sarah Jessica Parker/Matthew Broderick, Mariah Carey will star in a London play and Justin Timberlake loves tequila shots. More »
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Comment by momof3wildkids: If you've been married three times, something is wrong no matter how old you are. 31 Responses | Other threads
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trade roundup
Great Sarah Jessica Parker Jokes Contained Within
We get some exciting news about horses today, and some not so exciting news about a zombie movie. Being upset about a zombie movie is like crying on Christmas, I know. But sometimes it happens. More » -
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"Ohhh, No Way. I'm Hungry, But I'm Not a Cannibal."
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Whispers of a Mel Gibson Love Child
Sarah Jessica Parker's surrogate is blessed with bisexual rocker-dom; Lindsay Lohan's sister has been baptized into mega-decauchery; and Mel Gibson's family will be born into sin. More »
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By Ryan TateComment by DevilsAvocado: Back in the day, I used to go clubbing with La Minogue. And everyone towers over her. Extreme lace-up LVs... 14 Responses | Other threads
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midweek madness
This Week In Tabloids: Kim Kardashian Without Photoshop; SJP's Expecting Twins
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which assistant Margaret and I snort as we piggishly wallow in the celebrity weeklies. We don't hog! Details from Us, In Touch, Life & Style, Star and Ok! inside. [Jezebel] -
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Matthew Broderick and Sarah Jessica Parker's Big New Family
Moby took a pathetic fall while boxing and Susan Boyle was dissed by snotty book publishers. But Matthew Broderick can take pride in impregnating a woman other than his wife. Just this once. More »
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By Ryan TateComment by TableNine: It's nice to see SJP and her groom still together and having kids. There aren't many celebrity couples that could... 18 Responses | Other threads
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Carrie Thinks Up Bumbershoot Puns, Mostly About Bums, Shooting, and Samantha
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"Good Heavens, There's Going to Be a Second One?"
[Hugh Grant and Sarah Jessica Parker filming their new movie in New York; image via Splash] -
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"Why Would I Know Anything About Michael Brown, Mr. Moore? Oh. Oh."
[Sarah Jessica Parker on the New York set of her new movie, with a Michael Moore lookalike; image via Splash] -
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"OK, I'm Ready. No False Starts This Time, I Promise."
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New Mom M.I.A. Sought By Oscars Producers
Which is less appropriate: A brand-newmom performing at the Oscars, from bed, or an image-conscious Olympian trying to lay low in a strip club? Decide for yourself. More » -
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"Every Time This Thing Breaks Down, I Have to Get Out and Pull."
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Sex and the Sequel
Even More Depressing 'Sex and the City' Sequel Coming
New Line Cinema, the studio everyone thought Time Warner had killed specifically to prevent the possibility of a Sex and the City sequel, is coming out with a Sex and the City sequel. More »
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By Owen ThomasComment by Beausoleil: Dude, can anyone get a hardon for these hags anymore? 6 Responses | Other threads
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sex and the city
All Those Loose 'Sex and the City' Threads to Not Be Resolved in Newly-Greenlit Sequel
Time to hit Payless: The last, lumbering, sushi-nibbling dinosaur of the conspicuous consumption era is getting a sequel! More » -
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SATC cast (sans mole) to return for 2010 sequel. [EW]
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geneology
NBC investigates who sired Sarah Jessica Parker. [THR]
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Parker Goes After The Only Oscar At Which She Has A Shot
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And They're Off!
[Sarah Jessica Parker and her darling son running to school this morning; image via Bauer-Griffin] -
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"Let's Go Plug Ourselves In, Shall We?"
[Actress Sarah Jessica Parker with fashion designer Valentino at opening night for the New York City Ballet; image via Getty] -
gossip roundup
Aniston Burns Jolie As Hard As She Knows How
- Jennifer Aniston has an "unbelievably warm and respectful" relationship with ex-husband Brad Pitt, but that skank new wife of his? Who recently told the Times she and Pitt fell in love on the Mr. & Miss Smith set, while he was still married to Aniston? She's a piece of work. "That stuff about how she couldn't wait to get to work every day? That was really uncool."
- This one ex-hooker may or may not have tape recorded her phone conversations with Ashley Dupre, call girl to Eliot Spitzer. On this basis, she's been deemed worthy of a pay-to-view porn site in her honor. Looking at naked pictures of a girl who maybe talked to Dupre a few times will set you back $5.99 . [P6]
- A Harlem church's applause for Hillary Clinton was merely "courteous." Scandal! [P6]
- Sarah Jessica Parker would like everyone to know that there is no Sex And The City movie sequel until she says there is a Sex And The City movie sequel. OK? Thanks. [Access Hollywood]
- Miley Cyrus and her boyfriend showed up at a Christian bookstore for Stephen Baldwin's book signing. Cyrus is friends with Baldwin's daughter; Baldwin has a a Hannah Montana tattoo on his arm, because Cyrus dared him to. [E!]
- Either Joe the Plumber was trashing John McCain, or a bunch of bar patrons decided to swarm some McCain-hater who looks like Joe the Plumber. [P6]
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By Ryan TateComment by SinisterRouge: You know what's uncool? Still talking about when your husband (HE would be the uncool one here since HE is... 7 Responses | Other threads
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just imagine
Five Break-Through Roles for Celebrity Kids
So, have you heard that Jaden Smith, son of mega movie star Will, is going to be the next Karate Kid? Yeah, they're rebooting that old franchise—about street tough kids getting lessons in fightin' and thinkin' from mystical Asians—as a star vehicle for the kiddie. Sure, he's already starred (with Pa) in The Pursuit of Happy[sic]ness and has a role in the upcoming The Day The Earth Stood Still. But, the savvy tyke he is, Jaden's booked himself in the update of an iconic role that can shake off the simple title of "Will Smith's Kid." Now he'll be, well, "that new Karate Kid." He's not the first celeb spawn to go into the industry, and he won't be the last teetering into the fray to ditch associations with their famous folks. So who's next?? Who will be the next children of celebrities to hurl themselves in front of the camera in search of non-genetic fame? We'll take a look at some other famey babies after the jump and cast them in ideal (read: fake) break-out roles! More » -
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"Who, Him? Yeah, He's All Right If You're Into That Sorta Thing."
[Actress Sarah Jessica Parker with her husband Matthew Broderick at the Broadway Voices for Change Benefit Concert, which she hosted, last night; image via INF] -
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"Sarah! You Forgot Your Big Leather Necklace With That Little Wood Piece On It!"
[Sarah Jessica Parker, who is a beautiful woman, sneaking out the backdoor of her son's school today; image via Splash] -
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[Sarah Jessica Parker with her son in New York City today; image via Bauer-Griffin}
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celebrity science
Which "Big Stars" Were Grossed Out By Their Portraits In New York?
I sort of loved how most of the actors Dan Winters photographed for New York's "New York Actor" photo essay looked basically like hell. This is not freaking Santa Monica. If someone invented indulgences for all the sins we commit against our skin we'd be the Avignon Papacy. But enough wishful thinking: Liz Smith reports today "some big name stars" were "not amused" by the harsh realism of his portraiture, which Smith credits to his past shooting spreads for Texas Monthly, "where they like things rough and tough." (This assertion appears to have no basis in fact, but it was fun checking out his portfolio.) So: who's the vain aging diva/o who told Liz she wasn't the only one who was put off by Mr. Winters' verisimilitude schtick? Let's examine the evidence: More »
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By MoeComment by PrincessKashmir: Sorry to comment again, but if there really was an aging diva who was upset, it must have been Lauren... 10 Responses | Other threads
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Coincidence?
A reader sends us this rather unfortunate arrangement of posters from the 28th Street #1 train subway stop. Well, I think SJP's sexy. I just can't stand that show of hers. [via Phasezero]
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Comment by Daria: Wants a dollarmillionare: I don't understand why people say she is ugly. Maybe she is not drop dead to Hollywood standards. And I... 6 Responses | Other threads
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Cold to Trot
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[Actress Sarah Jessica Parker in New York today; image via INF]
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Sarah Jessica Parker Passes the 'Butter'
· Sarah Jessica Parker's long-refrigerated, "racially charged" drama Spinning Into Butter has finally found theatrical distribution after a nearly three-year wait, thus unleashing the imaginations of critics everywhere who will smirkingly suggest lower-calorie alternatives for their own sake. [THR] More » -
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Apparently Her Last Time at the Rodeo
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How Joe Zee Gets Celebrities Naked
After foolishly losing hold of megastar editor and Project Runway judge Nina Garcia, Elle has been scrambling to recreate its TV buzz with a reality fashion show called Stylista, in which contestants vie to become a fashion editor. The presumptive star of this effort, Anne Slowey, starts with several strikes against her. She did an unconvincing Miranda Priestly imitation in an embarrassing trailer for Stylista; looked like the loopy hippie to Garcia's polished fashion plate in a New York magazine profile and some Web videos; and came up through the ghettoized editorial side of Elle rather than the fashion side. Enter Sunday's Page Six Magazine profile of Elle creative director Joe Zee, "the celeb whisperer" who, face it, is poised to be Elle's real breakout TV star, Slowey be damned. There are any number of reasons, but you can start with the fact that Zee got Scarlett Johansson and Keira Knightley to pose naked together in Vanity Fair: More »
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By Ryan TateComment by Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith: I'm confused. Where did the post about US Weekly go? I could have sworn it was here just a minute... 2 Responses | Other threads
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press whoring
These Are The Nicest Celebrities In Town!
That would be comedienne Rosie O'Donnell, wig-wearer Donald Trump, crazy actress Julianne Moore, crazy actor Alec Baldwin, New York thoroughbred Sarah Jessica Parker, and celebrated thespian Patricia Clarkson. And they're all nice! Or so says Village Voice darling and all around geigh dude Michael Musto, based on his experiences with how they treat the press. Ahh, they're nice to the press huh? More »
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Comment by mattymcd: I've secretly thought that Rosie O'Donnell would be really nice in person. She reminds me of my aunt Linda, so... 9 Responses | Other threads
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trade roundup
Sarah Jessica Parker Project To Contain Near-Lethal Estrogen Levels
ยท The Ivy Chronicles, a Sarah Jessica Parker project about an "upper-middle-class New York mother" who loses it all, has signed The Devil Wears Prada writer Aline Brosh McKenna take on the screenplay. And we just grew a set of ovaries typing that. [THR] More »
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