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    Image of Tambar Tambar
    11/18/09

    In reply to Zombie-Like Porn Star Beseeches Carrie Prejean to Sell the Stupid Tape, Already
    One of the lead characters in Bijou's movie is named Mackenzie as well.
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    Image of manchops manchops
    11/18/09

    In reply to Zombie-Like Porn Star Beseeches Carrie Prejean to Sell the Stupid Tape, Already
    re: heather locklear. OH BOO HOO HOO. Those no-names on that show should be groveling at Locklear's feet for merely showing up and keeping them employed. And I say this as a complete fan of the new series.
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    Image of secretagentman secretagentman
    11/18/09

    In reply to Zombie-Like Porn Star Beseeches Carrie Prejean to Sell the Stupid Tape, Already
    I have heard from a couple on-set sources that Kellan Lutz is a major douche. Shocking, I know!
    As for Heather Locklear, if I looked that good at 72, I would act like a prima donna too. Shut it bitches, she is there to save your asses!
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    Image of StonedAndDethroned StonedAndDethroned
    11/18/09

    @secretagentman: I heard on her first day on set she made the entire cast and crew watch as she bit off Ashleeeeeeee Simpson's big toe and then spit it right into her twitty, lip-synching mouth.
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    Image of Astroblack Astroblack
    11/18/09

    In reply to Zombie-Like Porn Star Beseeches Carrie Prejean to Sell the Stupid Tape, Already
    Think of the marketing potential Carrie. You could start your own line of Christian pornography. Except of course you can't promote it as porn. Instead, sell it as "marital aids" for traditional married couples looking to glorify the Lord by stimulating their healthy heterosexual sex lives. Voila, problem solved.
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    Image of KikiCanuck KikiCanuck
    11/18/09

    @Astroblack: You should get your ass to the patent office with this, like, now.
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    11/18/09

    In reply to Zombie-Like Porn Star Beseeches Carrie Prejean to Sell the Stupid Tape, Already
    Just this past weekend, my fortune cookie had this to say: "When Shauna Sand offers career advice, take it."
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    Image of pollyannacowgirl pollyannacowgirl
    11/18/09

    In reply to Zombie-Like Porn Star Beseeches Carrie Prejean to Sell the Stupid Tape, Already
    1. Apparently Shauna Sand has a degree in international finance and is fluent in French. Or some such. And she doesn't pretend to be a virgin, either.

    2. How long does it take to cover up tattoos? Four hours? I must be naive, but I cannot imagine how it could take *that long* to cover them up. Sounds like someone is ringing the register on that one. I could do it in half the time, I'm sure.
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    NoelleBlue promoted this comment pollyannacowgirl was starred pollyannacowgirl was unstarred
    Image of NoelleBlue NoelleBlue
    11/18/09

    @pollyannacowgirl: My guess: airbrushed makeup, which done right can take forever? Being a boxing movie, he's has to flash his skin, and so it needs to hit the light just right. And he does have a LOT of tattoos.
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    Image of atlasfugged atlasfugged
    11/18/09

    In reply to Zombie-Like Porn Star Beseeches Carrie Prejean to Sell the Stupid Tape, Already

    I'm not sure if this question has ever been definitively answered, despite the release of what seems to be hundreds of celebrity sex tapes during the last decade, so I pose this question regarding ownership to the all Gawker legal-eagles out there (consider it like a fact-pattern on an exam from those bygone days in law school):

    Suppose a horny young adult woman, Ms. Precum, decides one lonely afternoon to play DJ Hero on her fuzzy lovebox and record the entire episode of self-love for her beloved boyfriend - Jesus be damned. After numerous frantic calls to tech support and after spending much of that afternoon being utterly confounded by modern technology, Ms. Precum finally (accidentally) presses the big button with "RECORD" written on it and records her "extremely graphic" masturba-thon. The following evening she gives her beau the self-sex tape for his personal enjoyment. Is ownership of the tape (or file) thus transfered to the boyfriend and, if so, does he not have the right, as its current owner, to transfer ownership to another party without the express permission of the tape's originator, Ms. Precum?
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    Z und Vielpunkt's chick promoted this comment atlasfugged was starred atlasfugged was unstarred
    Image of Han Valen Han Valen
    11/18/09

    @atlasfugged: Copyright ownership is with the author of the recording, always, unless a release is signed.

    If HE were holding the video camera, OR if she were, say, live on webcam, which he then recorded on his own computer, it would be a different story.
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    Z und Vielpunkt's chick promoted this comment Han Valen was starred Han Valen was unstarred
    Image of atlasfugged atlasfugged
    11/18/09

    @Han Valen: But is a copyright assigned to an author of a work merely through the act of its creation? Doesn't a legally enforceable copyright have to be registered?
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/18/09

    @atlasfugged: Thank you for your usage of "Carrie Precum," I am determined to make this her nom de pron, so please keep it up.
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    Image of rudi_freude rudi_freude
    11/18/09

    In reply to Zombie-Like Porn Star Beseeches Carrie Prejean to Sell the Stupid Tape, Already
    Oh, how the planets have indeed aligned: the Empress of Lucite advises the Princess of Bullshit.
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    Image of DevilsAvocadoRedux DevilsAvocadoRedux
    11/18/09

    In reply to Zombie-Like Porn Star Beseeches Carrie Prejean to Sell the Stupid Tape, Already
    ARGGGHHH.... My eyes! Lucite and silicone od. Get me a MediVac... STAT!
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    PaisleyPajamas promoted this comment DevilsAvocadoRedux was starred DevilsAvocadoRedux was unstarred
    Image of stevenwyork stevenwyork
    11/18/09

    In reply to Zombie-Like Porn Star Beseeches Carrie Prejean to Sell the Stupid Tape, Already
    I would more than anything love to see Vivid (and that greedy fuck Steven Hirsch) release this video, Carrie Prejean sue over it (which would lead to an amazingly funny court case), followed by Vivid being investigated by the FBI for not maintaining proper 2257 records (with Carrie's driver license and Vivid's best guess for the "Date of Production" required by federal law), and let all parties implode in the pending shit storm.

    I'm betting money all parties are so stupid they will actually fall for this. It would kill 30 birds with one sex tape stone.
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    BookishLookish approved this comment stevenwyork was starred stevenwyork was unstarred
    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/18/09

    @stevenwyork: Not effing likely, sir. Do you know how much grease Vivid spreads around?
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    Image of pretendhero pretendhero
    11/18/09

    In reply to Zombie-Like Porn Star Beseeches Carrie Prejean to Sell the Stupid Tape, Already
    Carrie Prejean should just take the deal and make money off of something inevitable. If they don't put it out there, someone else will. She knows it will and knows she was 19/20 when they were made. But instead, she's going to blow through hundreds of thousands on lawyers to shut down the last hopes to have a successful career. #carrieprejean
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    Image of DevilsAvocadoRedux DevilsAvocadoRedux
    11/18/09

    @pretendhero:
    No - she's going to pretend like she's fighting it, then her assistant's boyfriend is going to 'leak' it to the media. At which point she will be horrified and outraged. Should buy her at least another 15 minutes of fame.
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    PaisleyPajamas promoted this comment DevilsAvocadoRedux was starred DevilsAvocadoRedux was unstarred
    Image of Parah_Salin Parah_Salin
    11/08/09

    In reply to Michael Lohan Would Like to Save His Daughter, and He'd Like to Make $100,000 Doing It
    Message From Paris, to America: "You suck, you dumb, declasse morons. Also, stop ruining nightlife. Also, Jerry Lewis for President."
    You had me at "you suck." Jerry Lewis for President....not so much. #michaellohan
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    Image of ShanghaiLil ShanghaiLil
    11/08/09

    In reply to Michael Lohan Would Like to Save His Daughter, and He'd Like to Make $100,000 Doing It
    OK, I've got to get on meds or something. When your fun list of "Secret Shames" includes Michael Lohan, you've definitely crossed a line... #michaellohan
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    ShanghaiLil was starred ShanghaiLil was unstarred
    Image of pmarble pmarble
    11/08/09

    In reply to Michael Lohan Would Like to Save His Daughter, and He'd Like to Make $100,000 Doing It
    I saw Katherine Jenkins on Graham Norton last night. You can give something of a shit.
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    ampersandparade promoted this comment Edited by pmarble at 11/08/09 1:08 PM pmarble was starred pmarble was unstarred
    Image of Anrkist Anrkist
    11/08/09

    In reply to Michael Lohan Would Like to Save His Daughter, and He'd Like to Make $100,000 Doing It
    Poor Braylon... it seems Fantasy isn't the only realm he's become irrelevant in. #michaellohan
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    Airvault promoted this comment Anrkist was starred Anrkist was unstarred
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