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    Image of Parah_Salin Parah_Salin
    11/08/09

    In reply to Michael Lohan Would Like to Save His Daughter, and He'd Like to Make $100,000 Doing It
    Message From Paris, to America: "You suck, you dumb, declasse morons. Also, stop ruining nightlife. Also, Jerry Lewis for President."
    You had me at "you suck." Jerry Lewis for President....not so much. #michaellohan
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    Image of ShanghaiLil ShanghaiLil
    11/08/09

    In reply to Michael Lohan Would Like to Save His Daughter, and He'd Like to Make $100,000 Doing It
    OK, I've got to get on meds or something. When your fun list of "Secret Shames" includes Michael Lohan, you've definitely crossed a line... #michaellohan
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    Image of pmarble pmarble
    11/08/09

    In reply to Michael Lohan Would Like to Save His Daughter, and He'd Like to Make $100,000 Doing It
    I saw Katherine Jenkins on Graham Norton last night. You can give something of a shit.
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    ampersandparade promoted this comment Edited by pmarble at 11/08/09 1:08 PM pmarble was starred pmarble was unstarred
    Image of Anrkist Anrkist
    11/08/09

    In reply to Michael Lohan Would Like to Save His Daughter, and He'd Like to Make $100,000 Doing It
    Poor Braylon... it seems Fantasy isn't the only realm he's become irrelevant in. #michaellohan
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    11/08/09

    In reply to Michael Lohan Would Like to Save His Daughter, and He'd Like to Make $100,000 Doing It
    Do you think Michael Lohan and Joe Jackson are in some sort of club that encourages this behavior? Do they get points? Are there rewards? When they're done being the worst fathers in the history of life, are there 72 virgins at the end? Please--I really need something to explain their continued actions and existence. #michaellohan
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    Image of momof3wildkids momof3wildkids
    11/08/09

    @DahlELama: Keanu Reeves explains it all. #michaellohan
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    Image of jenjen jenjen
    11/03/09

    In reply to Anna Wintour Is Now a Presidential Appointee
    What is Anna Wintour doing attached to anything with the word "humanity" involved? Is she there to give the outsider perspective? #annawintour
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    Image of Jackson West Jackson West
    11/03/09

    In reply to Anna Wintour Is Now a Presidential Appointee
    Would just like to point out that Forest Whitaker is a Scientologist. Thankfully, this just seems to be a sop to fundraisers and not anything that will accomplish much on a policy level. #annawintour
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    Image of i'm a bottle i'm a bottle
    11/03/09

    @Jackson West: These people are the very definition of bourgeois mediocrity. Sure, they're all technically proficient, but they're unremarkable figures who fall into two categories: either extremely conventional (Edward Norton, Sarah Jessica Parker, Ma Yoyo, Kerry Washington, Anna Wintour) or outstanding flakes (Alfre Woodward, Forest Whitaker, Teresa Heinz Kerry). What have they given us that will truly last? Oh, who cares anyway? --I just don't like people calling them "cultural figures." Maybe "society luminaries" would be a better term.
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    Edited by i'm a bottle at 11/03/09 7:35 PM i'm a bottle was starred i'm a bottle was unstarred
    Image of snugbug snugbug
    11/03/09

    @i'm a bottle: You know what's odd? That among the fresh batch of 26 appointees to the Committee on the Arts and Humanities there is not ONE artist-artist. You know, a painter. A sculptor. An art photographer. An installation artist. A video artist. No one whose work would be displayed in galleries or museums.

    I don't mind Anna Wintour; she's nec pluribus impar in her field and a staunch supporter of young American fashion designers who think outside the box. She makes sense. Yo-Yo Ma doesn't bother me either. Ed Norton I sorta get--he just produced a doc on Obama's campaign, so this is his reward. But Bryan Lourd, Kerry Washington and Sarah Jessica Parker befuddle me. These are not people who trade in, or represent, the "artistic" or "humanistic" side of filmmaking. These people are the reason why David Lynch, arguably a true American original and an artist of the utmost order, can't get funding in the U.S. for his films. I suppose they'll sing him official hosannas when he's dead..
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    Edited by snugbug at 11/03/09 10:21 PM snugbug was starred snugbug was unstarred
    Image of i'm a bottle i'm a bottle
    11/04/09

    @snugbug: You let Yo-Yo Ma off too easily. Look at his dicography since 1996. It's purely commercial tripe. There's nothing significant on it at all after that point. Compare the music he chooses to perform with the music that Rostropovich performed. Night and day there. #annawintour
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    Image of Astigmatism Astigmatism
    11/03/09

    In reply to Anna Wintour Is Now a Presidential Appointee
    Step one: abolishing those ugly laws against price-fixing. They're so downmarket. #annawintour
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    Image of seyswho seyswho
    11/03/09

    In reply to Anna Wintour Is Now a Presidential Appointee
    Wintour looks like some sort of crazy test tube love child created with the DNA of Lisa Kudrow and Barbara Streisand. Or is it just me?
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    Edited by seyswho at 11/03/09 5:55 PM seyswho was starred seyswho was unstarred
    Image of mattchew03 mattchew03
    10/02/09

    In reply to Sex Will Be Sarah Jessica Parker's Demise
    SJP probably looked tired because she'd been up for three days straight on a binge. "Coke Mom," anyone?
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    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    10/02/09

    In reply to Sex Will Be Sarah Jessica Parker's Demise
    Katy's boobies are already all over the internet. She didn't need to send that guy pics - could've just sent him the hyperlinks.
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    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    10/02/09

    @MisterHippity: Oh wait ... I was thinking of Lily Allen.

    But Katy could send him hyperlinks to Lily Allen's boobies. That would probably be even better.
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    Image of scroll_lock scroll_lock
    10/02/09

    In reply to Sex Will Be Sarah Jessica Parker's Demise
    I refuse to believe that SJP was ever, EVAH with JFK, Jr. It's just not possible.

    On another note, OOOOOHHHH that Oliver Hudson!
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    Image of TableNein TableNein
    10/02/09

    In reply to Sex Will Be Sarah Jessica Parker's Demise
    SJP may have one foot in the grave, but the other three seem pretty stable.
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    Image of FormerEnglishMajor FormerEnglishMajor
    10/02/09

    @TableNein: As long as she's alive and working, that's the mane thing.
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    Image of dado dado
    10/02/09

    @TableNein: It must be the saddlebags under her eyes.
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    Edited by dado at 10/02/09 8:45 AM dado was starred dado was unstarred
    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    10/02/09

    @TableNein: If she's trying to curry favor, odds are it won't work furlong.
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    Image of misslinda misslinda
    10/02/09

    @TableNein: Dunno, she seems pretty stable to me, but with SATC continually dangling that carrot out there, it's no wonder she looks a little run-down.
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    Image of Looker Looker
    10/02/09

    @TableNein: She doesn't look that bad! SJP is still hot to trot.
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    naugahydeinplainsight promoted this comment Looker was starred Looker was unstarred
    Image of Dr. Nick Dr. Nick
    10/02/09

    @Looker: The rumors of her health problems are greatly exaggerated. She looks perfectly stable to me.
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    Image of misslinda misslinda
    10/02/09

    @Dr. Nick: As long as she's still hoofing it I think she's still in the running.
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    Image of resipsaloquacious resipsaloquacious
    10/02/09

    @TableNein: Let's be realistic, she may be tiring down the back stretch, but she is not yet ready for the glue factory.
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    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    10/02/09

    @misslinda: It's high-stakes, with all she has riding on this.
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    Image of Dr. Nick Dr. Nick
    10/02/09

    @naugahydeinplainsight: All these neigh-sayers are a bunch of appaloosas! SJP still spurs a funny feeling in my jockeys. An unbridled feeling of passion, if you will.
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    naugahydeinplainsight promoted this comment Dr. Nick was starred Dr. Nick was unstarred
    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    10/02/09

    @Dr. Nick: Whoa fella! Not to be a nag, but it sounds like you're champing at the bit.
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    Image of FormerEnglishMajor FormerEnglishMajor
    10/02/09

    @naugahydeinplainsight: I hope before his ILY turns into a TRO that he can rein in that passion .
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    Image of NigelAstydameia NigelAstydameia
    10/02/09

    @dado: She's not just tired, she's asleep on her feet. Because, you know, she can do that.
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    Image of TableNein TableNein
    10/02/09

    @resipsaloquacious: If she's that tired she should have her secretariat cancel some of her events. She needs to spend more time at home, being a mudder to her kids.
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    Image of depardoo depardoo
    10/02/09

    @NigelAstydameia:

    She once was a perky fillie, but now anyone who thinks so has blinders on.
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    Image of BaconCat BaconCat
    10/02/09

    @depardoo: She shouldn't stop with two SATC films. She should go for the trifecta!
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    Image of SidAndFinancy SidAndFinancy
    10/02/09

    @TableNein: She needs time to chill down, maybe get in touch with her spiritual side. "Hey, Sarah! Go to church-chill down!"
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    Image of son of spam son of spam
    10/02/09

    In reply to Sex Will Be Sarah Jessica Parker's Demise
    Get your rest, SJP! We can't have you going tits up on us.
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    Image of TheUptightMidwesterner TheUptightMidwesterner
    10/02/09

    @son of spam: From the look of that picture her tits just want to go opposite directions. Ouch.
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    Image of DeadliestSin DeadliestSin
    10/02/09

    In reply to Sex Will Be Sarah Jessica Parker's Demise
    The snarky side of me wants to curse Suri Cruise... but then I remember that she'll probably end up like Lindsay Lohan, and I feel much better.
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