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  • sparking things

    Your New Political Scandal Lexicon

    What a wonderful summer it has been, for fans of the dragged-out meltdowns of prominent Republican politicians! We should perhaps pause to recognize the contributions John Ensign, Mark Sanford, and Sarah Palin have made to our American language. More »
    02:21 PM
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    By Pareene

    Comment by Lymed: I am going to continue my pattern of generosity by eating some chocolate. more » | Other threads

  • declarations

    Peggy Noonan's Snappy Answers to Stupid Palin Defenses

    Peggy Noonan is not sad to see Sarah Palin go. In fact, the Reagan speechwriter and well-respected prose stylist and American public intellectual would like Ms. Palin to continue to go even further, away from politics. More »
    12:45 PM
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    By Pareene

    Comment by HiredGoons: "She makes the party look stupid, a party of the easily manipulated." Pareene, this is the definition of inclusive. 5 Responses | Other threads

  • palinisms

    The Cretin of the Klondyke Discovers Bartlett's Familiar Quotations

    Sarah Palin, America's most notorious goldbricking defeatist, obviously has no idea what to do with herself now that she's returned home from the most painfully staged fishin' excursion ever, because she's just dropping dumb quotes all over her Twitter. More »
    06:11 AM
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    By The Cajun Boy

    Comment by Claire Buoyant: George Allen? As in Senator Macaca? I knew she's writing his book for him! 5 Responses | Other threads

  • shockers

    Palin Even More Popular With Republicans After Quitting

    A new USA Today/Gallup poll found that 71% of Republicans would likely vote for Sarah Palin if she ran for president in 2012. Three-fourths of Republicans polled also believe Palin has been treated unfairly by the media. [USA Today]
    07/08/09
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    By The Cajun Boy

    Comment by timeoutofmind: hilarious. so Chillbear, you're willing to cast your vote for a complete unknown quantity, however dangerously unqualified that person may... 10 Responses | Other threads

  • fish slime

    Sarah Palin Continues Her Brutal War on the Media

    Not content with ruining the Fourth of July weekends of dozens of cable-news personalities and producers, Sarah Palin followed up by dragging poor Andrea Mitchell and a bunch of other saps to some godforsaken fishing hole in Alaska last night. More »
    07/07/09
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    By John Cook

    Comment by FritzIno: I'm sorry - no politician in US History has taken as many punches as this woman. That includes George W.,... 13 Responses | Other threads

  • quitter roundup

    Sarah Palin Consulted with Cheney and Giuliani Before Quitting

    The rollicking jalopy of dung that is the Sarah Palin traveling clown-show is still rolling along, so let's recap the latest—There's a new ethics complaint, career consultations with Cheney and Giuliani, and Hitler being pissed about her quitting. More »
    07/07/09
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    By The Cajun Boy

    Comment by CountryClubRepublican: Your bigoted hatred of Sarah Palin is intolerant. 14 Responses | Other threads

  • always-wrong pundits

    Halperin Explains Palin

    Time political analyst Mark Halperin has a list of "9 Pieces of 'Analysis' About Sarah Palin's Decision That Are Flat-Out Totally Wrong. This is Halperin we're talking about, so you know that they are all indisputably right. [Wonkette]
    07/06/09
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    By Pareene

    Comment by are friends electric?: Holy mother of God, am I missing something? He takes what he perceives to be the liberal talking points and... 3 Responses | Other threads

  • Listicle

    Whittling Down the Reasons Sarah Palin Quit Governing Alaska

    It has been days since Empress Sarah Palin quit Alaska, forever. And no one yet knows why! Her "explanation" lacked, uh, actual coherent reasons. But there are theories. More »
    07/06/09
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    By Pareene

    Comment by flossy: My understanding is that July 3rd was the official launch of her new career as a performance artist. While I'm... 8 Responses | Other threads

  • sarah palin

    Palin's Resignation is a Sad Day For Ross Douthat

    Ross Douthat, the New York Times op-ed conservative who does a better job of pretending to be reasonable than Bill Kristol did, is kind of sad about this Palin thing. Because it means the death of the American Dream. More »
    07/06/09
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    By Pareene

    Comment by Richard Lawson: Good riddance to bad rubbish. It's so fun watching the staunch few that still cling to Family Values Republicanism slowly realize... 4 Responses | Other threads

  • tina brown

    Princess Di Stalker Reminded of Princess Di

    You know who Sarah Palin totally reminds Tina Brown of? Princess Di. Previously in "People who remind Tina Brown of Princess Di": Paris Hilton, and everyone else in the world. [Daily Beast]
    07/06/09
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    By Hamilton Nolan

    Comment by krismry: Oh yeah, post script, I forgot to say this, Tina Brown thought the Sarah P. speech was alot like an... more » | Other threads

  • meltdowns

    Sarah Palin Continues To Come Unhinged

    Did you hear about how Alaska's greatest source of shame and humiliation announced that she was going to strike down anyone who takes her name in vain with great vengeance and furious anger, just like God? Oh yes she did! More »
    07/06/09
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    By The Cajun Boy

    Comment by ChillbearLatrigue: "Did you hear about how Alaska's greatest source of shame and humiliation announced..." It took twenty years, but finally something... 23 Responses | Other threads

  • LET FREEDOM RING!

    "We Can't Be Consumed By Our Petty Differences Anymore"

    True story: tomorrow's my second day not working in 62 days! Take a wild guess what I'll be doing tonight! Meanwhile, if any news breaks, uh, just read the comments in this thread. We'll be back on Sunday. More »
    07/03/09
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    By Foster Kamer

    Comment by MisterHippity: "Meanwhile, if any news breaks, uh, just read the comments in this thread." Ok, here's the first BREAKING NEWS ALERT: Speculation... 21 Responses | Other threads

  • aww

    Malia Obama's Birthday Present Is Nothing Short Of Awesome

    Instead of taking a present from her Dad, she got him the resignation of Sarah Palin. Not bad. But seriously: this Chicago Tribune profile of where the Obama girls have spent their last few birthdays is ridiculous-cute. Enjoy. [Chicago Tribune]
    07/03/09
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    By Foster Kamer

    Comment by boricuachick: Wht wld rlly b "xtrdnry" s f ths rtcls wr prfrd mr crflly. LL. 5 Responses | Other threads

  • mysteries

    Why Did Sarah Palin Resign?

    Sarah Palin's resigning from office. What the hell? And she's now supposedly telling people that she's done with politics forever. The entire thing is sketchy. The announcement, reasoning, speculation, and more Friday news-dumping after the jump. More »
    07/03/09
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    By Foster Kamer

    Comment by TedSez: Here's Andrea Mitchell saying that Palin's quitting politics. "She is fed up with politics, she doesn't like her life, she feels... 11 Responses | Other threads

  • breaking

    Sarah Palin Resigning From Office

    Governor of Russia's Neighboring American Atate and failed Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin is going to resign from her office as Alaska's Supreme Asskicker And Number One Mom. She's not going to be running for a second term. More »
    07/03/09
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    By Foster Kamer

    Comment by lawyergay: That picture is frankly terrifying. Imagine this image--the ever so slightly crossed eyes, the pained smile, the crazy brain under... 10 Responses | Other threads

  • campaigns

    Acting Like a Petulant Child Did Not Endear Sarah Palin to Her Handlers

    During the McCain campaign, Roveian media strategist Steve Schmidt proved that he was a shitty Roveian media strategist. He was also responsible for the Palin pick. But he quickly grew to regret that. More »
    07/02/09
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    By Pareene

    Comment by Pamela Strangeways: What is the female version of "douche", because that's what I want to call Ms. Palin. Douchesse? Douchette? Douchenozzle? 19 Responses | Other threads

  • crime

    Sarah Palin Craves 'Hacking' Justice, Endless Martyrdom

    After enduring vicious hate attacks by David Letterman, Barack Obama and random Photshop-wielding bloggers, Sarah Palin caught a moment to remind everyone, via Twitter, that tomorrow her email "hacker" stands trial in Tennessee. Remember him? He was so terrible! More »
    06/29/09
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    By Ryan Tate

    Comment by gawkimo: "(surely she meant Democratic, no?) " No, she meant Democrat. A few years ago the right-wing peanut gallery decided to use... 2 Responses | Other threads

  • the future

    Which White Republican Dude Will Destroy Obama in 2012?

    Mark Sanford was totally going to be the next president, until he fell in love with Maria. Now, not so much. But Republican strategists have so many other Great White Hopes! What disasters will greet them? More »
    06/29/09
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    By Pareene

    Comment by FritzIno: Okay Pareene...let's see how many times you can fit the words "white man" on this posting. Because it is fun... 23 Responses | Other threads

  • wingnuts

    Emboldened By Olive Garden's Cowardice, the 'Fire David Letterman' Crowd Marches On

    A controversy erupted Thursday afternoon when Politico reported that Olive Garden was pulling its Late Show advertising in the wake of the controversy over Letterman's Palin jokes. Olive Garden then denied this. Regardless, the "Fire Letterman" crowd wants more blood. More »
    06/19/09
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    By The Cajun Boy
  • protests

    Having No Other Purpose, Hillary Deadenders Target Letterman

    The Olive Garden has pulled its ads—or maybe not!—from rapes-with-his-mouth David Letterman's late-night show about impregnating 14-year-old girls. Why would they do that? Because the PUMA crowd threatened a boycott. Of course. Wait, remember them? More »
    06/18/09
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    By John Cook
  • feuds

    Letterman Mocks Pathetic Protest Calling for His Firing

    Tens of imbecilic wingnuts turned out yesterday outside of Letterman's midtown studio to express faux outrage over his "perverted" jokes about Sarah Palin and her daughters, which in turn provoked Dave to spend almost an entire segment mocking them. More »
    06/17/09
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    By The Cajun Boy
  • field report

    David Letterman's Job Is Probably Safe

    On Facebook, 439 people said they might drop by the Ed Sullivan Theater today to demand that CBS dump David Letterman for sexually assaulting telling a bad joke about Sarah Palin's daughter. Approximately 400 of those people are liars. More »
    06/16/09
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    By Gabriel Snyder
  • feuds

    David Letterman Apologizes to Sarah Palin Again

    Reports have surfaced that David Letterman offered yet another apology to Sarah Palin at this afternoon's taping of his show set to air later tonight. He couldn't have made a bigger mistake. More »
    06/15/09
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    By The Cajun Boy
  • stupid human feuds

    Palin Wins Battle In Letterman War

    Oh good, the people looking to get David Letterman fired because they don't like his monologue (admittedly it is usually pretty hacky but that is part of the charm!) just cost him one (1) internet advertiser. More »
    06/15/09
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    By Pareene

    Comment by Muggs Bigglesworth: And Jezebel's out there crucifying people for not caring. Now I don't know what to think! 11 Responses | Other threads

  • parenthood

    Things You Didn't Know: Levi Johnston Is "Half-Mexican," Possibly Fatherless

    Hello, salacious political gossip cross-section: in an interview with AC SlaterExtra's Mario Lopez, Levi Johnston revealed that he was "half-Mexican." Really? More »
    06/13/09
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    By Foster Kamer

    Comment by quatrevingtquatre: I would like a month to go by where I don't have to hear about Levi Jeans Johnston or any... 3 Responses | Other threads

  • the unapproved

    The Worst Sarah Palin Joke There Is

    The most cathartic part of our week is here! We have to read all the awful unapproved comments all week. You don't. Well, you didn't. Now you have to read six of the worst. More »
    06/12/09
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    By Richard Lawson

    Comment by Foster Kamer: "One got her a nomination, the other lost an election." 9 Responses | Other threads

  • important interviews

    Sarah Palin on CNN: Blah Blah Obama Hates Israel and Wants to Rape My Daughter Blah

    Sarah Palin's on the CNN. Thank god she is babbling lies about energy and not talking about rapist late night comedians. For now! No, wait, here comes the bit where she fantasizes about imaginary people threatening to rape her daughter. More »
    06/12/09
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    By Pareene

    Comment by Gnip-Gnop: Did she say "largesse"? Way to talk over the heads of the groundlings. 6 Responses | Other threads

  • rape

    Sarah Palin Calls For Uprising Against Letterman's Perverted Tyranny

    Sarah Palin went on the Today Show this morning to tell everyone to "rise up" against David Letterman, the noted TV rapist and "so-called comedian." More »
    06/12/09
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    By John Cook

    Comment by Richard Lawson: Is she the dumbest smart woman around, or the smartest dumb woman? 27 Responses | Other threads

  • feuds

    Letterman Responds to Sarah Palin's Righteous Indignation

    Earlier this week, David Letterman used Sarah Palin's recent New York trip as fodder for jokes. This angered Sarah and Todd Palin, who called him "pathetic" and "disgusting" for telling "sexually perverted" jokes. Tonight Letterman responded. More »
    06/11/09
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    By The Cajun Boy
  • television

    David Letterman's Time Has Finally Come

    David Letterman, who has been quietly doing his second-place late night joker show over on CBS like forever, is all of a sudden beating the Tonight Show in the ratings. Calling Sarah Palin a slut really pays off! More »
    06/10/09
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    By Hamilton Nolan
  • Rustic Journalism

    Sean Hannity Interviews Sarah Palin In the Woods

    Sean Hannity creepily interviewed Sarah Palin in some wooded area of Long Island, where Sarah proceeded to do what Sarah does—-Spewed out a maddening but hilariously folksy word soup that translates to "I told you so!" More »
    06/08/09
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    By The Cajun Boy

    Comment by chatcat2000: Shudder...what was John McCain thinking? 5 Responses | Other threads

  • 2012

    The Sean Hannity-Sarah Palin Interview: Just the Questions

    Alaska Dictator Sarah Palin may or may not attend a congressional fundraising dinner in DC tonight (she is upset that she won't be allowed to speak), but she will def be seen chatting with Hannity on Fox this evening. More »
    06/08/09
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    By Pareene

    Comment by heywhat: What is the point of interviewing someone who you completely agree with and even give the answers to the questions... 6 Responses | Other threads

  • calling bullshit

    Sarah Palin Didn't 'Plagiarize'

    Grow up, liberals. Sarah Palin gave a 15-minute introduction to Michael Reagan at some event last week, and the HuffPo has discovered that some of the words she used belong to Newt Gingrich! More »
    06/08/09
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    By Pareene

    Comment by Colonel Mustard: Shouldn't we just be thrilled that she's finally not using her *own* words in public anymore? 4 Responses | Other threads

  • field trips

    Irony Meets Reality as Stephen Colbert Lands in Iraq

    Cat's outta the bag! Well, the cat was already out of the bag, thank you very much, Lady Alaska, but now it's official. Stephen Colbert will be broadcasting The Colbert Report from Camp Victory in Baghdad next week. [NYT]
    06/05/09
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    By Richard Lawson
  • twits

    Sarah Palin Reveals Top-Secret Colbert Report Iraq Appearance

    Two pieces of incredible breaking news! Alaska Snow Empress Sarah Palin will tape a segment for The Colbert Report, and also she revealed the top-secret location of his upcoming "Persian Gulf" trip, on the Twitter! More »
    05/29/09
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    By Pareene

    Comment by svelte59: It is too bad that "feminists" are still taking swipes at a fellow sister. 14 Responses | Other threads

  • gossip roundup

    Todd and Sarah Palin Offered Bristol a New Car To Dump Levi Johnston

    Todd offered Bristol a new ride to get her to dump Levi, Spencer Pratt is the "King of Weed," Paris Hilton thinks that The Hills is "so lame and fake," Kate Hudson is traveling with the Yankees to bone A-Rod, and Susan Boyle may be institutionalized very shortly. More »
    05/29/09
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    By The Cajun Boy

    Comment by Private Hangnail: I'm liking a pill-addled Susan Boyle as Neely O'Hara in a remake of Valley of the Dolls. 5 Responses | Other threads

  • scientology

    Greta van Susteren Defends Herself Against All Charges Except the Ones About Scientology

    Fox News' Greta van Susteren is, according to a New York Times story published over the weekend, "defending her brand." But there's one thing she's not defending herself against, because the Times didn't ask about it: Her Scientologist husband's plot to infiltrate our political system to promote his cult's agenda. More »
    05/26/09
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    By John Cook

    Comment by FlangeSqueal: Greta is an ugly member of the silliest cult to ever raise it's head in America - - - next... 1 Responses | Other threads

  • Crazy Lady Governors

    Meet Michaelle Jean, the Sarah Palin of Canada

    So in Canada they have this thing called the "Governor General," which is some sort of viceroy or something appointed by the Queen of England, and her name is Michaelle Jean. Yesterday, Jean kicked off a tour of Canada's Arctic region by gutting a seal and eating its heart raw. More »
    05/26/09
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    By The Cajun Boy

    Comment by deva14: I can only assume that this is a brilliant Gawker parody of the ignorant/asshat things Americans routinely say/believe about Canada.... 9 Responses | Other threads

  • extreme makeover

    Sarah Palin Gets to Keep the Clothes She Lied About Giving to Charity!

    Good news: Sarah Palin's Neiman Marcus shopping spree was legal, the FEC declared. Which is good, 'cuz Tripp and Trig are growing boys and someone's gonna have to shell out for their toddler tracksuits. [ADN]
    05/20/09
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    By Pareene

    Comment by HiredGoons: My friend at Harper Collins told me they're publishing her 'memoirs.' That's one book I wouldn't mind burning. 3 Responses | Other threads

  • politics

    Sarah Palin Throws Her Scientologist Adviser Under the Bus

    Scientologist macher John Coale hatched a crazy plan to forge an alliance between Hillary Clinton and Sarah Palin, Politico reported this morning. In a rare—solitary?—display of good judgment, Palin turned him down. More »
    05/19/09
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    By John Cook

    Comment by TheCaliDude: I feel sorry for anybody who had to choose between paying home heating bills and donating money to Sarah Palin... 4 Responses | Other threads

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