The Theme Song for Sarah Palin's New Show Sounds Like Nickelback Puked

Sarah Palin has an outdoorsy show! And as sure as a truck isn't a truck until it has a pair of plastic nuts hanging from the trailer hitch, now that outdoorsy show is a real show, because it has a real theme song, from real patriotic crooners with a history of puke-rock.
Is Obama Too Normcore to Defeat Putin?
Former Governor of Alaska Sarah Palin raises a troubling possibility: What if Barack Obama is too normcore to be a world leader?
Sarah Palin Calls For Fish Photography
"I think this world would be better off having more young women holding a fish in a picture than holding their camera in front of a bathroom mirror, taking a selfie." -Sarah Palin. No PR people are writing her quotes! Never change, fish lady. [FB]
Duck Dynasty Defender Sarah Palin Has No Idea What Phil Robertson Said
That Sarah Palin rushed to defend Duck Dynasty star Phil Robertson's explicit anti-gay comments was not all that surprising. But that Palin didn't even bother to read what Robertson actually said before defending him, well, that's not all that surprising either.
Never Forget: Sarah Palin's Turkey Slaughter Interview
Five years ago, then-Gov. Sarah Palin pardoned a turkey in anticipation of Thanksgiving at a farm in her hometown of Wasilla, Alaska. She then chatted with reporters as a cascade of turkeys was slaughtered just over her shoulder. Our great-great-grandchildren will reenact this interview inside vast underground cities…
MSNBC Host Wants Someone to Shit in Sarah Palin's Mouth
During his show on Friday, MSNBC host Martin Bashir correctly noted the idiocy of Sarah Palin comparing the federal debt to slavery. And then he suggested that someone should shit in her mouth.
Sarah Palin Is Talkin' God Stuff, Huzzah
Alaskan Chik-fil-A customer and former major party vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin tells the liberal media today that she's a proud attendee of "a Bible-believin' church, up there in Wah-silla." She's saying some god stuff on the teevee!
Sarah Palin, in her new Christmas book, claims Fox News president Roger Ailes once asked her, “What the bleep is so offensive about putting up a plastic Jewish family on my lawn at Christmastime?”
Ted Cruz & Co. Rally in DC, Tell Obama to “Put the Quran Down”
Sens. Ted Cruz of Texas and Mike Lee of Utah, along with never-gonna-be-Senator Sarah Palin, gathered on the National Mall on Sunday to remove barricades from the WWII Memorial and the Lincoln Memorial. And to, of course, angrily rant about President Barack Obama, democrats, and their “shutdown priorities.”
Australia's Sarah Palin Is Even Dumber Than Ours
A woman hoping to represent the ultranationalist One Nation party in next month's Australian federal election could be disqualified if convicted of charges stemming from an anti-Muslim vandalism campaign she participated in recently.
Sarah Palin Might Run for Senate in 2014
Everyone's favorite failed politician might attempt a comeback next year. In an interview with the constantly confused Sean Hannity, Sarah Palin said she was considering a run against Alaskan Senator Mark Begich, a Democrat, in the 2014 election.
Tina Fey Brought Back Her Sarah Palin Impersonation for Inside the Actors Studio
On last night's episode of Inside the Actors Studio, host James Lipton and guest Tina Fey talked about everything: From essential bra advice to Lean Cuisines to Fey's favorite curse word (spoiler: it's "shitballs").
Introducing the Fox News Class of 2013
The human resources department at Fox News has certainly been busy the last few weeks. After dumping former Bill Clinton campaign manager-cum-conservative blowhard Dick Morris and Real Housewife of Wasilla Sarah Palin, Fox has signed on a slate of brand new contributors to wax political on the news of the day. Let's…
Sarah Palin has quit her second job in four years, leaving Fox News. Maverick move. Anyway, more time for shopping.
Track Palin Is Divorcing Wife Britta Hanson
TMZ is reporting that Track Palin, Sarah's second most oddly named and oldest child, has filed for divorce from his wife of almost 19 full months, Britta Hanson. In keeping with Mama Palin's abstinence-advocating ways, the two's marriage took place when Hanson was six months pregnant with their daughter, the…
Professional Republican troll endorses Sarah Palin for 2016. Sure.
Not to Be Outdone, Mama Troll Sarah Palin Attacks Obama with Racially Charged Language
You didn't seriously think Sarah Palin was going to sit idly by and let Donald Trump and Ann Coulter troll America without joining in on the fun, did you?
Sarah Palin Is Writing a Fitness Book
Noted literary icon Sarah Palin is writing a fitness book. The former governor and current reality TV mom told People her family is helping her write the book, which she describes as "unique and motivating."
Your Hatred Just Makes Bristol Palin a Better Dancer
Mom of the Year Bristol Palin is back on Dancing With the Stars, and she wants you to know that your hatred only makes her stronger.
