Oh, god, I can't help it. I think he's sort of sweet and harmless. I want him to get a hunting reality show and his own line of flannel onesies,, and then I want him to go camping with Bear Grylls and eat disgusting things in the wilderness while talking about fatherhood.
What's most annoying is that now, when I commit crimes, I'm going to have to tell the police my name is 'Sammy Reno' or 'Chuck Wichita'. 'Ricky Hollywood' was mine, you hick bastard.
My highbrow contribution, #10, stands out not only for its subject matter, but because it was an "evergreen." Every month, that post would dangle at the bottom of the "most viewed" chart -- or higher.
When Pareene finally has his quarterlife crisis and leaves Gawker to write listicles on Cracked.com, you'll know the last straw was seeing yet another nuanced analytical post beat out by a treatment of 2 Girls 1 Cup.
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When Pareene finally has his quarterlife crisis and leaves Gawker to write listicles on Cracked.com, you'll know the last straw was seeing yet another nuanced analytical post beat out by a treatment of 2 Girls 1 Cup.
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Happy New Year All!!!
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"I love lamp!"
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