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    Zombie-Like Porn Star Beseeches Carrie Prejean to Sell the Stupid Tape, Already

    Michael Lohan Would Like to Save His Daughter, and He'd Like to Make $100,000 Doing It

    Anna Wintour Is Now a Presidential Appointee

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    Image of manchops manchops
    11/18/09

    In reply to Zombie-Like Porn Star Beseeches Carrie Prejean to Sell the Stupid Tape, Already
    re: heather locklear. OH BOO HOO HOO. Those no-names on that show should be groveling at Locklear's feet for merely showing up and keeping them employed. And I say this as a complete fan of the new series.
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    11/18/09

    In reply to Zombie-Like Porn Star Beseeches Carrie Prejean to Sell the Stupid Tape, Already
    I have heard from a couple on-set sources that Kellan Lutz is a major douche. Shocking, I know!
    As for Heather Locklear, if I looked that good at 72, I would act like a prima donna too. Shut it bitches, she is there to save your asses!
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    Image of StonedAndDethroned StonedAndDethroned
    11/18/09

    @secretagentman: I heard on her first day on set she made the entire cast and crew watch as she bit off Ashleeeeeeee Simpson's big toe and then spit it right into her twitty, lip-synching mouth.
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    Image of Astroblack Astroblack
    11/18/09

    In reply to Zombie-Like Porn Star Beseeches Carrie Prejean to Sell the Stupid Tape, Already
    Think of the marketing potential Carrie. You could start your own line of Christian pornography. Except of course you can't promote it as porn. Instead, sell it as "marital aids" for traditional married couples looking to glorify the Lord by stimulating their healthy heterosexual sex lives. Voila, problem solved.
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    Image of KikiCanuck KikiCanuck
    11/18/09

    @Astroblack: You should get your ass to the patent office with this, like, now.
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    11/18/09

    In reply to Zombie-Like Porn Star Beseeches Carrie Prejean to Sell the Stupid Tape, Already
    Just this past weekend, my fortune cookie had this to say: "When Shauna Sand offers career advice, take it."
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    Image of Parah_Salin Parah_Salin
    11/08/09

    In reply to Michael Lohan Would Like to Save His Daughter, and He'd Like to Make $100,000 Doing It
    Message From Paris, to America: "You suck, you dumb, declasse morons. Also, stop ruining nightlife. Also, Jerry Lewis for President."
    You had me at "you suck." Jerry Lewis for President....not so much. #michaellohan
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    Image of ShanghaiLil ShanghaiLil
    11/08/09

    In reply to Michael Lohan Would Like to Save His Daughter, and He'd Like to Make $100,000 Doing It
    OK, I've got to get on meds or something. When your fun list of "Secret Shames" includes Michael Lohan, you've definitely crossed a line... #michaellohan
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    Image of pmarble pmarble
    11/08/09

    In reply to Michael Lohan Would Like to Save His Daughter, and He'd Like to Make $100,000 Doing It
    I saw Katherine Jenkins on Graham Norton last night. You can give something of a shit.
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    Image of Anrkist Anrkist
    11/08/09

    In reply to Michael Lohan Would Like to Save His Daughter, and He'd Like to Make $100,000 Doing It
    Poor Braylon... it seems Fantasy isn't the only realm he's become irrelevant in. #michaellohan
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    11/08/09

    In reply to Michael Lohan Would Like to Save His Daughter, and He'd Like to Make $100,000 Doing It
    Do you think Michael Lohan and Joe Jackson are in some sort of club that encourages this behavior? Do they get points? Are there rewards? When they're done being the worst fathers in the history of life, are there 72 virgins at the end? Please--I really need something to explain their continued actions and existence. #michaellohan
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    Image of momof3wildkids momof3wildkids
    11/08/09

    @DahlELama: Keanu Reeves explains it all. #michaellohan
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    Image of jenjen jenjen
    11/03/09

    In reply to Anna Wintour Is Now a Presidential Appointee
    What is Anna Wintour doing attached to anything with the word "humanity" involved? Is she there to give the outsider perspective? #annawintour
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    Image of Jackson West Jackson West
    11/03/09

    In reply to Anna Wintour Is Now a Presidential Appointee
    Would just like to point out that Forest Whitaker is a Scientologist. Thankfully, this just seems to be a sop to fundraisers and not anything that will accomplish much on a policy level. #annawintour
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    11/03/09

    @Jackson West: These people are the very definition of bourgeois mediocrity. Sure, they're all technically proficient, but they're unremarkable figures who fall into two categories: either extremely conventional (Edward Norton, Sarah Jessica Parker, Ma Yoyo, Kerry Washington, Anna Wintour) or outstanding flakes (Alfre Woodward, Forest Whitaker, Teresa Heinz Kerry). What have they given us that will truly last? Oh, who cares anyway? --I just don't like people calling them "cultural figures." Maybe "society luminaries" would be a better term.
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    Image of snugbug snugbug
    11/03/09

    @i'm a bottle: You know what's odd? That among the fresh batch of 26 appointees to the Committee on the Arts and Humanities there is not ONE artist-artist. You know, a painter. A sculptor. An art photographer. An installation artist. A video artist. No one whose work would be displayed in galleries or museums.

    I don't mind Anna Wintour; she's nec pluribus impar in her field and a staunch supporter of young American fashion designers who think outside the box. She makes sense. Yo-Yo Ma doesn't bother me either. Ed Norton I sorta get--he just produced a doc on Obama's campaign, so this is his reward. But Bryan Lourd, Kerry Washington and Sarah Jessica Parker befuddle me. These are not people who trade in, or represent, the "artistic" or "humanistic" side of filmmaking. These people are the reason why David Lynch, arguably a true American original and an artist of the utmost order, can't get funding in the U.S. for his films. I suppose they'll sing him official hosannas when he's dead..
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    Image of i'm a bottle i'm a bottle
    11/04/09

    @snugbug: You let Yo-Yo Ma off too easily. Look at his dicography since 1996. It's purely commercial tripe. There's nothing significant on it at all after that point. Compare the music he chooses to perform with the music that Rostropovich performed. Night and day there. #annawintour
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    Image of Astigmatism Astigmatism
    11/03/09

    In reply to Anna Wintour Is Now a Presidential Appointee
    Step one: abolishing those ugly laws against price-fixing. They're so downmarket. #annawintour
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    Image of seyswho seyswho
    11/03/09

    In reply to Anna Wintour Is Now a Presidential Appointee
    Wintour looks like some sort of crazy test tube love child created with the DNA of Lisa Kudrow and Barbara Streisand. Or is it just me?
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    Image of Matt Cherette Matt Cherette
    10/02/09

    In reply to Sex Will Be Sarah Jessica Parker's Demise
    SJP probably looked tired because she'd been up for three days straight on a binge. "Coke Mom," anyone?
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    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    10/02/09

    In reply to Sex Will Be Sarah Jessica Parker's Demise
    Katy's boobies are already all over the internet. She didn't need to send that guy pics - could've just sent him the hyperlinks.
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    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    10/02/09

    @MisterHippity: Oh wait ... I was thinking of Lily Allen.

    But Katy could send him hyperlinks to Lily Allen's boobies. That would probably be even better.
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