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    Image of Edward Lionheart Edward Lionheart
    12:25 PM

    In reply to Another Day, Another Palin Gaffe
    She has a First Amendment right to misquote and don't you forget that, or she'll use her Second Amendment right to bear arms to shoot you.
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    Image of Skeetz Skeetz
    01:28 PM

    @Edward Lionheart: Or claw your face off, at least.
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    Image of Astroblack Astroblack
    10:58 AM

    In reply to Another Day, Another Palin Gaffe
    Well, I suppose if she was one of you liberal media elites she could afford to have someone write her speeches and check her facts. But she's just plain ol' Real American Sarah, and factual inaccuracy just shows how authentic she is.
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    07:15 PM

    @Astroblack: This is pitch-perfect.
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    10:51 AM

    In reply to The GOP-ers Who Have Written Their Own Attack Ads
    I had not heard that Romney story and it actually really upset me, thinking about that poor dog. What a fucking asshole.
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    Image of rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny
    11:14 AM

    @bluebears: Yeah, I felt bad that a dog had to live with Mittens too.
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    Image of ParahSalin ParahSalin
    12:45 PM

    @bluebears: I hate to point you to the Huckabee dog murdering scandal. I mentioned on another thread that his son had raped and murdered a young dog in the 1990's and a few people knew what I was referring to. His enormously obese eldest son was kicked out of a summer camp for hanging a dog. I think Huckabee was the Governor of Arkansas at the time, and he spun it that his kid was putting an old mangy stray out of its misery. The raping part I might have made up. On the other hand, he never offered any evidence to prove he hadn't raped that poor dog.
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    01:25 PM

    @ParahSalin: I have heard the story about his serial killer in training son.
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    Image of FitnessMadeSimple FitnessMadeSimple
    10:50 AM

    In reply to The GOP-ers Who Have Written Their Own Attack Ads
    I'm hoping Romney is the nominee in 2012. Jindal after that. The rest of them...never...ever.
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    Image of Jes St.Lawrence Jes St.Lawrence
    10:49 AM

    In reply to The GOP-ers Who Have Written Their Own Attack Ads
    Jindal is also an amateur exorcist.

    "Strangely, I found myself repeating the Hail Mary until it became a chant. Being a recent convert to Catholicism, I had yet to accept the Catholic doc trines concerning Mary and considered any form of Marian devotion to be idolatry. Though I had never before prayed a Hail Mary in my life, I suddenly found myself incapable of any other form of prayer. Somehow, Mary's intercessions allowed me to find peace during that long night; I knew that I had survived the worst and that I would exit with my faith intact. It terrified me to recall how close I came to turning away from Christ out of fear.

    The crucifix had a calming effect on Susan, and her sister was soon brave enough to bring a Bible to her face. At first, Susan responded to biblical passages with curses and profanities. Mixed in with her vile attacks were short and desperate pleas for help...."
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    Image of Volsciana Volsciana
    10:59 AM

    @Jes St.Lawrence: Jindal is pretty well known for his extream brand Catholicism, I remember he actually made some comments about how he considered certain Protestant practices as 'heretical' ...but then i guess that kind of shit appeals to alot of Republican Voters.
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    Image of rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny
    11:16 AM

    @Volsciana: Generally those GOP voters are part of the sects he is branding as "heretical" however.
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    10:45 AM

    In reply to The GOP-ers Who Have Written Their Own Attack Ads
    The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Shits
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    Image of intime intime
    10:41 AM

    In reply to Another Day, Another Palin Gaffe
    When you read "all" of the newspapers and books out there it's easy to get mixed up sometimes.
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    10:38 AM

    In reply to Another Day, Another Palin Gaffe
    Call me impressed. I would have thought her main quotes would have come from a package of Slim Jim or maybe a Pillsbury jingle, "Mmmm, pop ' n fresh dough...maverick!"

    Yes, this whole Wooden/Wooden Legs debacle never would have happened if the misquoting didn't steer away from thought provoking references to dried meat and canned pastry. Know thine limits, Sarah.
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    Image of Colonel Mustard Colonel Mustard
    10:32 AM

    In reply to Another Day, Another Palin Gaffe
    Ha ha. Best part is that they're going to have to go back and change all the history books now, because Palin's adherents are never going to be able to acknowledge that she made an error.
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    Image of eatsshootsleaves eatsshootsleaves
    10:14 AM

    In reply to The GOP-ers Who Have Written Their Own Attack Ads
    What's really going to hurt Mitt Romney is how similar his health care reform in Massachusetts is to Obama's.

    I still think he's going to be the nominee, though.
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    Image of Volsciana Volsciana
    10:48 AM

    @eatsshootsleaves: Same with his stance on Abortion.
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    10:05 AM

    In reply to The GOP-ers Who Have Written Their Own Attack Ads
    Who among us can honestly say we haven't tied a friend to the roof of a car before heading out onto the interstate? Granted, they're more compliant if they're imobilized by being rolled up in a carpet. But really, a dog cage will do.
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    Image of IpsoFacto IpsoFacto
    11:07 AM

    @BadUncle: hear, hear! But I prefer the trunk, it's an old standard .
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    Image of Trai_Dep Trai_Dep
    12:18 PM

    @BadUncle: Pfft.
    Amateur. Cunning use of Roofies remove the need for carpet immobilizing tricks.
    Although, points awarded for easier clean-up!
    (I'd make reference to Ralph Reed, eight-year-old boys and duct tape, but I'll *cough* show restraint *cough* in my typically Statesmenlike fashion)
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    Image of Richard Petty Bourgeoisie Richard Petty Bourgeoisie
    09:40 AM

    In reply to The GOP-ers Who Have Written Their Own Attack Ads
    Mike Huckabee's next saccharine tome: Willie Horton Hears a Who (Will Not Be President)
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    Image of i'm a bottle i'm a bottle
    09:27 AM

    In reply to The GOP-ers Who Have Written Their Own Attack Ads
    Ach. How fleet-footed do you really have to be to outrun Ron Paul?
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    Image of Princess Commands, Darling Princess Commands, Darling
    10:23 AM

    @i'm a bottle: Ron Paul was actually a champion runner in high school and college. He used to hold the Pennsylvania state record in the 220-yard dash.
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    Image of Trai_Dep Trai_Dep
    12:22 PM

    @Princess Commands, Darling: I'm quite sure the Founding Fathers never intended states to oversee athletic running competitions OR picking winners & losers.
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    Image of Little Green Frog (Wise Latina) Little Green Frog (Wise Latina)
    09:19 AM

    In reply to Another Day, Another Palin Gaffe
    On the other hand, it shows that they know how to use Google.
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    Image of 7states 7states
    09:54 AM

    @Little Green Frog (Wise Latina): They're already smarter than the McCain campaign.
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    Image of Lucky Lucky
    01:19 PM

    @7states: That's still not saying much.
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    Image of The Dewd The Dewd
    09:16 AM

    In reply to Another Day, Another Palin Gaffe
    Should've started the chapter with the old facebook sorority chick standby: "you're only as strong as the tables you dance on, the drinks you mix, and the friends you keep"
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    Image of Cynner Cynner
    09:25 AM

    @The Dewd: Our soroity motto was... "Your only as strong as the walls of your vagina." Hmmm.
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    07:36 PM

    @The Dewd: The bartendresses at Coyote Stupid But Not Ugly?
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