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Novaload
01:25 AM

In reply to The Levi Johnston Playgirl Photos Are Out
He's as smoldering as a Cheetoh, what with that one facial expression--it's like the same head/face was photoshopped onto every picture.
And, y/know, if he were a chick with that kind of flab, we would never hear the end of it.

Hey, Levi! K-Fed called. He's got a case of Pabst and some pork rinds. And some doughnuts. Go, and meet your future!
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heywhat
11/21/09

In reply to Sarah Palin Now Pissing Off Everyone: Fans Boo Her, Martha Stewart Calls Her "Dangerous"
Martha has already served a stint in the big house. She ain't scared of no Wasilla Hillbilly!
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ms_priestypants
11/21/09

In reply to Sarah Palin Now Pissing Off Everyone: Fans Boo Her, Martha Stewart Calls Her "Dangerous"
Martha kind of sounded like she might have been nipping at some of her own Christmas Champagne Punch (TM):

1 bottle of champagne
2 cups vodka
juice of 3 lemons

(serves 2)
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Banjo-Sea Kitten
11/21/09

@ms_priestypants: filler up, then. Martha strikes me as someone who has been waiting to unload for years...
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ms_priestypants
11/21/09

@Banjo-Sea Kitten: Oh yes- I didn't mean to imply it was a bad thing. There is nothing I would enjoy more than an afternoon on Martha's exquisitely decorated sun porch with three or four pitchers of martinis. You know she is cuttingly clever about everyone.
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ms_priestypants
11/21/09

@ms_priestypants: I was exaggerating but then I googled the actual recipe for the lemondrop Champagne punch, and that basically is it, just add some simple syrup.

The woman really does out WASP the WASPs.
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pony_express
11/21/09

@ms_priestypants: I kind of love her. I also think she's been hitting the punch for years.
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Tart of Darkness
11/21/09

In reply to Sarah Palin Now Pissing Off Everyone: Fans Boo Her, Martha Stewart Calls Her "Dangerous"
Oh what a rogue she is!
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Banjo-Sea Kitten
11/21/09

@Tart of Darkness: I thought she was a mavrick, (as her fans like to spell it).
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Tart of Darkness
12:23 AM

@Banjo-Sea Kitten: okay. How about a rogue mavrick? A mavrick rogue? All I know is that she's out there.
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If_I_Had_a_Poodle
11/21/09

In reply to Sarah Palin Now Pissing Off Everyone: Fans Boo Her, Martha Stewart Calls Her "Dangerous"
Yup, you betcha' I'm going to get Sarah to sign my book and I'll buy two and she'll sign both and one I'll keep and one I'll sell on eBay, and Sarah will love me and make it all better and make the sadz into happy

Oh, hey Sarah, what? You're not gonna' sign either of the books I paid for after standing in the rain all day and leaving my kids alone at home with nothing but the TV and a frozen pizza? Well, go to hell, Sarah, just go to hell. I'll find someone else, you'll see.
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tommix3
11/21/09

@If_I_Had_a_Poodle: Glenn Beck will take you!
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Lysergic Asset
11/21/09

@If_I_Had_a_Poodle: I hear Michelle Bachman is real servicey.
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If_I_Had_a_Poodle
11/21/09

@Lysergic Asset: Do tell

#tips
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Lysergic Asset
11/21/09

@If_I_Had_a_Poodle: Well, she manages to bring her invisible straight jacket and padded room with her everywhere she goes. How's that for a flexible?

#tips
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MrHaroHaro
11/21/09

In reply to Sarah Palin Now Pissing Off Everyone: Fans Boo Her, Martha Stewart Calls Her "Dangerous"
Someone in the video says "Quittin' on the job". They say that as if they should be surprised.
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Claire Buoyant
11/21/09

In reply to Sarah Palin Now Pissing Off Everyone: Fans Boo Her, Martha Stewart Calls Her "Dangerous"
Well, she is quite the quitter, isn't she? Maybe some of the people who didn't get their books signed will post their feelings on Palin's Facebook and ignite a war with her remaining die-hard (because they don't know any better) supporters. That should be fun.
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misslinda
11/21/09

@Claire Buoyant: Nope, already happened, and that ain't what they're saying. The wingnutters are apologizing for Palin, it's not her fault you see. She's got a lot of little towns to get to and they have her on a strict schedule which she has no control over. So bless her 'merica-lovin' heart, everyone ought to just pray to Jeezus that her bus makes it to podunk safely.
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OrneryBabe
11/21/09

@Claire Buoyant: Oh no, Palin didn't quit! See, there's a better way to provide a voice for Alaskans than serving out her full term as governor. And she'll get started on that right away, as soon as she figures it out. Really. That'll coincide with when OJ finds the real killers.

Shit like this serves as Exhibit 85 as to just how unhinged Palin is. It makes no sense to alienate your nutjob base of future supporters. But they were lined up to see her and got what they deserved, so I can't feel too sorry for them. Tomorrow they'll all defend her and blame the lib-rul media for the negative coverage surrounding her ditching of her fans. The whole thing makes my head hurt.

Thanks, John McCain! You created this fuckwit. Why anyone takes him seriously anymore truly baffles me.
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Claire Buoyant
11/21/09

@misslinda: Jesus. Wow. I guess you can fool some people all of the time.
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Banjo-Sea Kitten
11/21/09

@OrneryBabe: here's a little Palin Orange Alert, Ornery: I saw her on Bill O'Reilly last night and she's stringing actual words together to form sentences. She's got a sliver of Reagan Worship 101 down anyway--that's the easy shit that all the dummies can do, you know. But still...[This is a public service announcement. ]
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OrneryBabe
11/21/09

@Banjo-Sea Kitten: Wait a minute. You were watching Bill O'Reilly? ;) Kidding! I wonder if her publisher is paying to coach her on the fine art of sentence structure. As in, it has to contain a beginning, middle, subject and verb need to agree, . . .

But yes, Reagan is an excellent analogy. Everyone laughed at him, too. Supposedly Carter and his team celebrated when they learned he won the GOP nomination. And look how that whole thing worked out.
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Banjo-Sea Kitten
11/21/09

@OrneryBabe: It was like watching a slow motion car crash for 8 years as the Religious Right came to power under Reagan.

P.S. my boyfriend hates when I watch O'Reilly, but I must!
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OrneryBabe
11/21/09

@Banjo-Sea Kitten: I can certainly understand the value of getting the wingnut agenda straight from the horse's mouth.
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adiam7
01:07 AM

@OrneryBabe: Who will get her feuding nouns and verbs to finally come to some sort of an agreement?
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Baroness
11/21/09

In reply to Sarah Palin Now Pissing Off Everyone: Fans Boo Her, Martha Stewart Calls Her "Dangerous"
Wow, Martha's delightfully frank there. Prison hardens a person, and she knows Palin's never had to carve her own shiv out of a toothbrush. Pish.

(Also, it'd be nice if a CNN reporter would shut up with the gushing about Palin's book being a "best-seller"- of course it is, they're selling it for $4.99 at Wal-mart, and giving it away free at right-wing sites like NewsMax. It will be #1 on the NYT chart next week, but look for that little dagger indicating bulk sales. A scandal I am dying for someone to report on- ALL right wing books have this dagger on NYT charts. Pump and dump, right-wing "think-tanks" always artificially inflate the rankings of right-wing books. )
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If_I_Had_a_Poodle
11/21/09

@Baroness: I believe Martha has sold a few books
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misslinda
11/21/09

@If_I_Had_a_Poodle: But surprisingly not one demonstrating how to make a shiv out of a toothbrush.
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Tart of Darkness
11/21/09

@Baroness: "bestseller" rankings are usually based on orders from bookstore chains or other chain stores like Target, Costco, Wal-Mart, etc. If they order 4 million books then that is what is reported as "sales". If 3 million of the 4 million go back to the publisher, then the book was still a best-seller.

Of course selling them for $4.99 is a good way to assure that you won't get stuck with them and an excellent loss-leader.
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If_I_Had_a_Poodle
11/21/09

@misslinda: Let's suggest it to her and go halfsies.

#tips
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adiam7
01:06 AM

@Baroness: .The book will be airdropped wherever patriotic Americans live and those books will count towards her sales. Fuck Oprah and her book club, Sarah has Jesus, tea-baggers, and a shotgun.
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Banjo-Sea Kitten
11/21/09

In reply to Sarah Palin Now Pissing Off Everyone: Fans Boo Her, Martha Stewart Calls Her "Dangerous"
Now there's two of them to hate. One for being Sarah and the other one for thinking she's a super cool lookalike in her bumpit and homemade pin. Go home, both of you.
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Btwbfdimho
11/21/09

@Banjo-Sea Kitten: Pathetic. And the second girl in line, is she wearing a chastity belt?
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Banjo-Sea Kitten
11/21/09

@Btwbfdimho: giggles...didn't notice that. And don't say *chastity belt* around these anti-women freaks...god almighty, keep it down.
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CumaeanSibyl
11/21/09

@Banjo-Sea Kitten: That's actually Future Sarah Palin, come back to try to undo the coming catastrophe.
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Trai_Dep
11/21/09

In reply to Sarah Palin Now Pissing Off Everyone: Fans Boo Her, Martha Stewart Calls Her "Dangerous"
I'm struggling to figure out how Fox News will blame Teh Liberals for Palin fans going rabid ferret insane on-camera after Palin pulled a Palin and quit her book signing early. But I'm failing. Nada. Zip.
Damn. Maybe Fox is genius.
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Lysergic Asset
11/21/09

In reply to Sarah Palin Now Pissing Off Everyone: Fans Boo Her, Martha Stewart Calls Her "Dangerous"
Apparently, at least one of her clones is contractually obligated to appear at each book signing.
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dystopika
11/21/09

@Lysergic Asset: Decoys deployed for protection. Like Saddam's old army of look-alikes. When you know your fans are utterly batshit, it's best to spread the targets around. Get that many insane people together in one place, anything goes...
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Lysergic Asset
11/21/09

@dystopika: That's what scares me. The lunatics are surprisingly organized.

#tips
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MessiahsHandle
11/21/09

In reply to The Levi Johnston Playgirl Photos Are Out
Levi just sabotaged his quest for fame by not revealing the peen. People would have loved him big or small and given him props for having the balls to pull off such a media stunt... Alas, we'll have to wait until he gets so starved for media attention that he leaks a sex tape... little does he know that by that point, he'll just be another has-been with a sex tape.
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unclevanya
11/21/09

In reply to The Levi Johnston Playgirl Photos Are Out
1) Change the post title to "When the Levi Breaks".

2) To say these are a let-down is an understatement, and it has nothing to do with the peen/no-peen issue. These photos suck. Were they taken with a cellphone?

3) Playgirl is exceedingly dumb to release these over the weekend. They just lost 60% of the free coverage they could have had. Had they waited until Monday, it still would have been recent enough for Al Roker to make jokes about it while covering the Macy's Parade. Now, it's a coin flip.
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CParis
11/21/09

@unclevanya: "Were they taken with a cellphone?" LOL!!
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Brian Moylan
11/21/09

@unclevanya: I understand your point, but it actually makes sense to release them over the weekend, because people can't look at the site on their work computers. That said, you're right, Saturday morning means they really missed out on using the weekday news cycle.
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Colander
11/21/09

In reply to The Levi Johnston Playgirl Photos Are Out
I know it takes months to get into 'really good shape', or to see a truly noticeable difference in muscle tone--I guess only having a few weeks to prepare is the main flaw in these, but whatever, he's just a dude.

I feel like it's someone I know, so I can't look at these for too long without feeling weird.
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snugbug
11/21/09

@Colander: He's a lovely fawn that you just want to pet on the nose. Like many hetero chicks, I don't get turned on by hyper-defined musculature. Fattier tissue feels so much better to the touch.
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scarletmenace
11/21/09

In reply to The Levi Johnston Playgirl Photos Are Out
He's cute. But I don't want to pay money for those pics. Somebody break the law already and post em for free.
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