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Claire Buoyant
11:46 AM

In reply to Sarah Palin Now Pissing Off Everyone: Fans Boo Her, Martha Stewart Calls Her "Dangerous"

Compare this skull to Palin's profile. The Maya elite practised changing the shape of their offspr.... I now fear that predictions about 2012 will indeed come true, and Sarah Palin will end us all.
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Trai_Dep
11:32 AM

In reply to Sarah Palin Now Pissing Off Everyone: Fans Boo Her, Martha Stewart Calls Her "Dangerous"
What chills my dark soul to its core is the fact that the above picture of the Palin duo, above, probably launched 1,000 masturbatory fantasies involving Straight-Shootin', Calls 'Em As I See "em, Wolf-Slaying... Twins.
Naked twins.
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topsy
09:57 AM

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I didn't find teenage boys attractive when I was a teenager and nothing has changed. He's generic high school stud good looking white boy and we all know that in 10 years he'll be working at the local Home Depot. However, I must thank Gawker for directing me to Playgirl.com. The sight of so many big beautiful penii was quite the eye opener so early in the day.
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Mediahohoho
08:34 AM

In reply to Sarah Palin Now Pissing Off Everyone: Fans Boo Her, Martha Stewart Calls Her "Dangerous"
During "The Gates" Jean Claude and Christo were signing copies of New York Magazine (which had a Christo painting of the project) in Central Park. The signing was eventually ended due to lateness, but there were about 100 people who had stood in line going home without having their mags signed. When Jean Claude found out, she demanded that the magazine publicist who had set up the event put everything in place so that everyone who waited could get their magazine signed.

That's how people with class handle a situation. And something I thought about Friday as I watched the SP footage.
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adiam7
12:01 PM

@Mediahohoho: There are enough differences between the Christo's and Palin's to write a dissertation.
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dieresis
04:10 AM

In reply to The Levi Johnston Playgirl Photos Are Out
Boring without the bone. Had he some daring, he could have been a minor cultural icon. His time is over unless he has some really good intelligence on Palin.
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Novaload
01:25 AM

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He's as smoldering as a Cheetoh, what with that one facial expression--it's like the same head/face was photoshopped onto every picture.
And, y/know, if he were a chick with that kind of flab, we would never hear the end of it.

Hey, Levi! K-Fed called. He's got a case of Pabst and some pork rinds. And some doughnuts. Go, and meet your future!
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heywhat
11/21/09

In reply to Sarah Palin Now Pissing Off Everyone: Fans Boo Her, Martha Stewart Calls Her "Dangerous"
Martha has already served a stint in the big house. She ain't scared of no Wasilla Hillbilly!
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ms_priestypants
11/21/09

In reply to Sarah Palin Now Pissing Off Everyone: Fans Boo Her, Martha Stewart Calls Her "Dangerous"
Martha kind of sounded like she might have been nipping at some of her own Christmas Champagne Punch (TM):

1 bottle of champagne
2 cups vodka
juice of 3 lemons

(serves 2)
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Banjo-Sea Kitten
11/21/09

@ms_priestypants: filler up, then. Martha strikes me as someone who has been waiting to unload for years...
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ms_priestypants
11/21/09

@Banjo-Sea Kitten: Oh yes- I didn't mean to imply it was a bad thing. There is nothing I would enjoy more than an afternoon on Martha's exquisitely decorated sun porch with three or four pitchers of martinis. You know she is cuttingly clever about everyone.
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ms_priestypants
11/21/09

@ms_priestypants: I was exaggerating but then I googled the actual recipe for the lemondrop Champagne punch, and that basically is it, just add some simple syrup.

The woman really does out WASP the WASPs.
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pony_express
11/21/09

@ms_priestypants: I kind of love her. I also think she's been hitting the punch for years.
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Tart of Darkness
11/21/09

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Oh what a rogue she is!
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Banjo-Sea Kitten
11/21/09

@Tart of Darkness: I thought she was a mavrick, (as her fans like to spell it).
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Tart of Darkness
12:23 AM

@Banjo-Sea Kitten: okay. How about a rogue mavrick? A mavrick rogue? All I know is that she's out there.
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If_I_Had_a_Poodle
11/21/09

In reply to Sarah Palin Now Pissing Off Everyone: Fans Boo Her, Martha Stewart Calls Her "Dangerous"
Yup, you betcha' I'm going to get Sarah to sign my book and I'll buy two and she'll sign both and one I'll keep and one I'll sell on eBay, and Sarah will love me and make it all better and make the sadz into happy

Oh, hey Sarah, what? You're not gonna' sign either of the books I paid for after standing in the rain all day and leaving my kids alone at home with nothing but the TV and a frozen pizza? Well, go to hell, Sarah, just go to hell. I'll find someone else, you'll see.
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tommix3
11/21/09

@If_I_Had_a_Poodle: Glenn Beck will take you!
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Lysergic Asset
11/21/09

@If_I_Had_a_Poodle: I hear Michelle Bachman is real servicey.
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If_I_Had_a_Poodle
11/21/09

@Lysergic Asset: Do tell

#tips
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Lysergic Asset
11/21/09

@If_I_Had_a_Poodle: Well, she manages to bring her invisible straight jacket and padded room with her everywhere she goes. How's that for a flexible?

#tips
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MrHaroHaro
11/21/09

In reply to Sarah Palin Now Pissing Off Everyone: Fans Boo Her, Martha Stewart Calls Her "Dangerous"
Someone in the video says "Quittin' on the job". They say that as if they should be surprised.
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badasscat
12:20 PM

@MrHaroHaro: They also say it as if it's opposed to quittin' off the job. You know, just so there's no confusion.
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Claire Buoyant
11/21/09

In reply to Sarah Palin Now Pissing Off Everyone: Fans Boo Her, Martha Stewart Calls Her "Dangerous"
Well, she is quite the quitter, isn't she? Maybe some of the people who didn't get their books signed will post their feelings on Palin's Facebook and ignite a war with her remaining die-hard (because they don't know any better) supporters. That should be fun.
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misslinda
11/21/09

@Claire Buoyant: Nope, already happened, and that ain't what they're saying. The wingnutters are apologizing for Palin, it's not her fault you see. She's got a lot of little towns to get to and they have her on a strict schedule which she has no control over. So bless her 'merica-lovin' heart, everyone ought to just pray to Jeezus that her bus makes it to podunk safely.
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OrneryBabe
11/21/09

@Claire Buoyant: Oh no, Palin didn't quit! See, there's a better way to provide a voice for Alaskans than serving out her full term as governor. And she'll get started on that right away, as soon as she figures it out. Really. That'll coincide with when OJ finds the real killers.

Shit like this serves as Exhibit 85 as to just how unhinged Palin is. It makes no sense to alienate your nutjob base of future supporters. But they were lined up to see her and got what they deserved, so I can't feel too sorry for them. Tomorrow they'll all defend her and blame the lib-rul media for the negative coverage surrounding her ditching of her fans. The whole thing makes my head hurt.

Thanks, John McCain! You created this fuckwit. Why anyone takes him seriously anymore truly baffles me.
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Claire Buoyant
11/21/09

@misslinda: Jesus. Wow. I guess you can fool some people all of the time.
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Banjo-Sea Kitten
11/21/09

@OrneryBabe: here's a little Palin Orange Alert, Ornery: I saw her on Bill O'Reilly last night and she's stringing actual words together to form sentences. She's got a sliver of Reagan Worship 101 down anyway--that's the easy shit that all the dummies can do, you know. But still...[This is a public service announcement. ]
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OrneryBabe
11/21/09

@Banjo-Sea Kitten: Wait a minute. You were watching Bill O'Reilly? ;) Kidding! I wonder if her publisher is paying to coach her on the fine art of sentence structure. As in, it has to contain a beginning, middle, subject and verb need to agree, . . .

But yes, Reagan is an excellent analogy. Everyone laughed at him, too. Supposedly Carter and his team celebrated when they learned he won the GOP nomination. And look how that whole thing worked out.
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Banjo-Sea Kitten
11/21/09

@OrneryBabe: It was like watching a slow motion car crash for 8 years as the Religious Right came to power under Reagan.

P.S. my boyfriend hates when I watch O'Reilly, but I must!
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OrneryBabe
11/21/09

@Banjo-Sea Kitten: I can certainly understand the value of getting the wingnut agenda straight from the horse's mouth.
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adiam7
01:07 AM

@OrneryBabe: Who will get her feuding nouns and verbs to finally come to some sort of an agreement?
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ngonzogo
09:38 AM

@OrneryBabe: The thing about Reagan was that he was a lot more intelligent than people understood. And he was knowledgeable and well-read, not broadly over a whole range of issues but on those few he cared about, yes.

Palin? There's nothing there.
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adiam7
12:12 PM

@ngonzogo: Reagan is the beneficiary of a successful effort by Republicans to beatify him and name whatever they can after him. I remember the Republicans arguing that Washington National should be named after a president, not a city. When it was pointe out that it was named after a president, George Washington, they still insisted on renaming Reagan. I refuse to call it Reagan National. Reagan is the same man that counted ketchup as a vegetable in defense of school lunches. He was big on the astrologist. He did fuck this country up royally. There is Iran/Contra, Star Wars, deficit, AIDS, I can go on. I almost forgot, the Iran hostage crisis. Yikes.
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Baroness
11/21/09

In reply to Sarah Palin Now Pissing Off Everyone: Fans Boo Her, Martha Stewart Calls Her "Dangerous"
Wow, Martha's delightfully frank there. Prison hardens a person, and she knows Palin's never had to carve her own shiv out of a toothbrush. Pish.

(Also, it'd be nice if a CNN reporter would shut up with the gushing about Palin's book being a "best-seller"- of course it is, they're selling it for $4.99 at Wal-mart, and giving it away free at right-wing sites like NewsMax. It will be #1 on the NYT chart next week, but look for that little dagger indicating bulk sales. A scandal I am dying for someone to report on- ALL right wing books have this dagger on NYT charts. Pump and dump, right-wing "think-tanks" always artificially inflate the rankings of right-wing books. )
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If_I_Had_a_Poodle
11/21/09

@Baroness: I believe Martha has sold a few books
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misslinda
11/21/09

@If_I_Had_a_Poodle: But surprisingly not one demonstrating how to make a shiv out of a toothbrush.
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Tart of Darkness
11/21/09

@Baroness: "bestseller" rankings are usually based on orders from bookstore chains or other chain stores like Target, Costco, Wal-Mart, etc. If they order 4 million books then that is what is reported as "sales". If 3 million of the 4 million go back to the publisher, then the book was still a best-seller.

Of course selling them for $4.99 is a good way to assure that you won't get stuck with them and an excellent loss-leader.
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If_I_Had_a_Poodle
11/21/09

@misslinda: Let's suggest it to her and go halfsies.

#tips
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adiam7
01:06 AM

@Baroness: .The book will be airdropped wherever patriotic Americans live and those books will count towards her sales. Fuck Oprah and her book club, Sarah has Jesus, tea-baggers, and a shotgun.
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Banjo-Sea Kitten
11/21/09

In reply to Sarah Palin Now Pissing Off Everyone: Fans Boo Her, Martha Stewart Calls Her "Dangerous"
Now there's two of them to hate. One for being Sarah and the other one for thinking she's a super cool lookalike in her bumpit and homemade pin. Go home, both of you.
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Btwbfdimho
11/21/09

@Banjo-Sea Kitten: Pathetic. And the second girl in line, is she wearing a chastity belt?
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Banjo-Sea Kitten
11/21/09

@Btwbfdimho: giggles...didn't notice that. And don't say *chastity belt* around these anti-women freaks...god almighty, keep it down.
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CumaeanSibyl
11/21/09

@Banjo-Sea Kitten: That's actually Future Sarah Palin, come back to try to undo the coming catastrophe.
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Trai_Dep
11/21/09

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I'm struggling to figure out how Fox News will blame Teh Liberals for Palin fans going rabid ferret insane on-camera after Palin pulled a Palin and quit her book signing early. But I'm failing. Nada. Zip.
Damn. Maybe Fox is genius.
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