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    Image of Niko Bellic Niko Bellic
    08:54 PM

    In reply to Sarah Palin Quits Race
    This is a surprise, considering that she can see the Footlocker store from her house.
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    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    08:52 PM

    In reply to Sarah Palin Quits Race
    She didn't quit. Like any good point guard, she simply passed the ball. Then she took a seat on the bench and started waving a towel around.

    Of course, if she hadn't been carrying a basketball in a 5K race in the first place, she might not have gotten tired out so quickly.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    08:42 PM

    In reply to Sarah Palin Quits Race
    Watch, Rosie Ruiz will be her running mate in 2012. Or subway-taking mate, as it were.
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    08:43 PM

    @BookishLookish: Damn, I'm actually old enough to get that reference! (at first, I thought you meant Rosie Perez, but that just didn't make any sense.)
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    08:49 PM

    @Lysergic Asset: And I'm ancient enough to come up with it, old stuff. Holla!
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    Image of OrneryBabe OrneryBabe
    08:56 PM

    @BookishLookish: Ha! Cosigning with the oldsters because I, too, got the reference.
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    08:59 PM

    @BookishLookish: Howzabout him? He sure wasn't a quitter, huh?
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    Image of OrneryBabe OrneryBabe
    09:02 PM

    @Lysergic Asset: I hate that we can no longer reply to more than one post at the same time. Yep, I remember Rosie too.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    09:04 PM

    @OrneryBabe: We ain't olde, we're classic!
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    09:05 PM

    @OrneryBabe: I also don't like that we can only respond to one person at a time and imbed one video at a time, but the new comment system (new to me) is so great I don't even care.
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    Image of BowlingForDollars BowlingForDollars
    08:40 PM

    In reply to Sarah Palin Quits Race
    Imagine that.
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    08:38 PM

    In reply to Sarah Palin Quits Race
    Also: sun rises in east, sets in west. Quitter, quitter, lying grifter.
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    Image of onebadclam onebadclam
    08:36 PM

    In reply to Sarah Palin Quits Race
    Maverick. Rogue. Not interested in running the same ol' 5K run.
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    Image of Treece Treece
    08:28 PM

    In reply to Sarah Palin Quits Race
    It's hard to run when you're full of shit.
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    Image of kappakappaspankme kappakappaspankme
    08:16 PM

    In reply to Sarah Palin Quits Race
    Does this woman finish *anything?*
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    Image of twoeightnine twoeightnine
    08:27 PM

    @kappakappaspankme: Only pregnancies.
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    Image of kappakappaspankme kappakappaspankme
    08:29 PM

    @twoeightnine: :chortle:
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    08:44 PM

    @twoeightnine: Sometimes sentences, too (but they usually don't make any sense).
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    Image of OliversArmy OliversArmy
    08:11 PM

    In reply to Sarah Palin Quits Race
    In a statement to the Tri-City Herald Palin said "I am simply trying to teach my daughters the wisdom of pulling out early."
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    08:48 PM

    @OliversArmy: My stomach hurts from laughing so hard.

    (Let's hope Forest or Tree or whatever her name is learns the lesson Bristol obviously missed.)
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    Image of sarrible sarrible
    08:10 PM

    In reply to Sarah Palin Quits Race
    Dude. I can finish a 5K if you promise me bacon at the end of it. Where's my Runner's World cover?
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    Image of Lizawithazee Lizawithazee
    08:44 PM

    @sarrible: My 80-year-old mother who has idiopathic pulmontary fibrosis (i.e., lung problems) finished a 5K last year.
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    Image of Lizawithazee Lizawithazee
    08:45 PM

    @Lizawithazee: With no bacon, even!
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    Image of IamnotStarJones IamnotStarJones
    07:54 PM

    In reply to Sarah Palin Quits Race
    Can't wait to hear her explain how this is all Katie Couric's fault.
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    Image of NerD: Blattella NerD: Blattella
    07:53 PM

    In reply to Sarah Palin Quits Race
    Come on people! She can't be expected to finish a 3 mile walk / run when she has much more pressing business to attend to.

    Twitter isn't going to update itself.
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    Image of wholenuther wholenuther
    07:42 PM

    In reply to Sarah Palin Quits Race
    Was her reason for quitting to help the Red Cross or something or another about the troops?
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    07:41 PM

    In reply to Sarah Palin Quits Race
    Sarah Palin Quits (Bothering Human) Race would be a much better headline.
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    Image of kappakappaspankme kappakappaspankme
    08:14 PM

    @Lysergic Asset: Hell. I would happily settle for, "Sarah Palin quits contributing to the human race."
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    Image of Caius Caius
    08:22 PM

    @kappakappaspankme: I think she stopped contributing anything useful quite some time ago.
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    Image of kappakappaspankme kappakappaspankme
    08:25 PM

    @Caius: I was thinking of her mad procreation skillz.
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    Image of Poop Cooper Poop Cooper
    08:32 PM

    @kappakappaspankme: "Sarah Palin quits, contributing to human race."

    A comma makes all the difference.
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    Image of Caius Caius
    08:35 PM

    @kappakappaspankme: Oh. Haha. Touche!
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    Image of kappakappaspankme kappakappaspankme
    08:38 PM

    @Poop Cooper: Brilliant!
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    Image of kappakappaspankme kappakappaspankme
    08:40 PM

    @Caius: Poop Cooper wins the trophy, though.
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    08:42 PM

    @kappakappaspankme: I hope she's done, unless she's a serious fucking sadist.
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    Image of kappakappaspankme kappakappaspankme
    08:50 PM

    @Lysergic Asset: She may be one of those Quiverfull people. Those YouTube vids of her church are rather disconcerting, to say the least.
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    08:52 PM

    @Poop Cooper: Agreed, that's just perfect.
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    09:02 PM

    @kappakappaspankme: I just realized, she's going to need a new baby prop for the 2012 campaign, since Trig will be too big to sling around one-handed by then.

    If Jesus really wants her to be President, why does she need the demon preacher's blessing (or is it curse)?
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    Image of BlinkyMcChuck BlinkyMcChuck
    02:01 AM

    In reply to Fox News to Go 'Error-Free' In 2010
    Last person to fire yourself, turn the lights out!
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