Burger King is quietly phasing out its lower-calorie "Satisfries" after less than a year, because—let's face it—this is America.
Burger King Officially Launching Lower-Calorie “Satisfries”
Burger King, the fantastic land where you can find weed and razor blades in your burger, will begin selling “Satisfries” Tuesday, a crinkle-cut french fry with 20 percent fewer calories than their regular french fries. A small order of Satisfries will contain 270 calories as opposed to a 350-calorie small order of…
