I'm bringing back Saturday Night Special one more time. Here's tonight's open thread: I'll be out and about in the comments. J-Lo's on SNL, or something! But first, I need to give some Google Alerts their due diligence.

Post #14? I think we can call it a night. After all, tiring day: all of this TOLDJA!™ business and domestic disquiet and fratty pussies and C.O.C.K. all up in everyone's faces. Your open thread, with SAG winners, right here.

That's it! Pending any breaking news, we're calling it a night. Sigourney Weaver's hosting Saturday Night Live tonight, and your open thread for the show and the rest of the evening is after the jump.

Today: we college toured with Harry Potter, celebrated #indierockhanukkah, gifted, and told UTICA to suckit. Finishing a little late, here's your Open Thread. Saturday Night Live is on right now with Taylor Lautner. Commenters, get to it.

Is everyone tired of sex? Tiger might be. Politicians definitely aren't, and neither are Tay². Hopefully, Jeter's is worth it. Paul Anka obviously is. Here's your Saturday Night open thread. Oh, and as for me?

Good christ. I need a drink. So do Tiger and Brad, and probably some Secret Service guys, too. Time to pour some Saturday night open thread.

Another fun day rounds up at 10PM. Andrew Sullivan thugged out, everyone douche'd out, Julia Allison art'd out, Bernie Madoff sold out (literally), and everyone on Twitter is dead. Including, now, me. Great. Here's your open thread: SNL and stuff!

All kinds of ghouls today! Creepy celebrity stalkers. Angry cops and angry agitators. Famewhores and their "spiritual" advisers. Fake, drugged-up Jersey Politicos. Palins. Jacksons. Scientologists. Hopefully they'll all be gone (or less scary) by morning...after our extra hour of sleep!

Well, today was fun! Two out-and-out rants rallying against The Insider Trading Man and The Angry Woah-Man Woman. Issues of time and space, raingry rain, issues underground. Why so serious? Here's your SNL open thread.