Feds Embarrassed Spitzer With Gratuitous Details

• If you missed the prior leaked stills in the Post or Orlando Sentinel, Girls Gone Wild's video of Eliot Spitzer hooker Ashley Dupre may contain some revelations; otherwise you'll feel like you've already seen it. The video is excerpted by the Post here and for sale here.
• Obviously, someone has already stolen the door number off the room where Spitzer allegedly did his whoring. [Times]
• Old people are often caught whoring because they don't understand technology and the internet. Young people are often caught whoring because they understand the internet too well and post pictures of themselves whoring. [Times]
• The Times investigated whether federal agents were overzealous in their prosecution of Spitzer and found that, yes, they probably had to go after a governor whose banks reported suspicious activity and who was very obviously whoring. But they so didn't have to include juicy sex details in their affidavit for the news media to find. [Times]
• Because Gov. David Paterson was kind of cheap about conducting his affairs, he will be a more fiscally responsible governor. [Times]

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Your Afternoon Spitzer Update

• If Spitzer doesn't resign, the Republicans will try to impeach him.
  
• The evolution of New York Times headlines: we've moved on from "weighing" and are on to "expecting."
  
• Spitzer got caught after the IRS noticed odd financial transactions. But is taking a couple grand out here and there really that odd? Or is it the further politicization of Bush's Justice Department? Did Cheney do 3/10?
  
• Spitzer could be prosecuted under the Mann Act! He "trafficked" his lady across state lines (ironically, considering that Spitzer signed New York's landmark anti-trafficking law last May) because he was too snobby for regular DC prostitutes.
  
• All the New York papers called for Spitzer's resignation. Except the Times!
  
• Does this mean we'll never get a Jewish President?
  
• Our NSFW brothers at Fleshbot take the pro-high-class prostitution position.
  
• Spitzer's alias: George Fox. The name of a major Spitzer findraiser, a Quaker theologian, and a "ho-bustin' Wild West Rabbi."
  
• Meet our first blind black governor!

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