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    Image of Maxichamp Maxichamp
    12/09/09

    In reply to Tiger Woods Sex-Spank Animator Is Free-Speech Hero for the 21st Century
    It's funny that the Chinese version of "his wife" that they used to describe Mrs. Woods is "his old lady".

    Finally, the Chinese have excelled at something creative, entertaining, and funny.
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    Image of MrInBetween MrInBetween
    12/09/09

    In reply to Tiger Woods Sex-Spank Animator Is Free-Speech Hero for the 21st Century
    It's a shame Next Media is being blocked from launching new ventures. Because... damn: A 30-minute evening "newscast" of these hilarious videos, in Taiwanese WITHOUT subtitles, would kill on Comedy Central.
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    Image of CrayonSmoothie CrayonSmoothie
    12/09/09

    @MrInBetween: Badly subtitled, like the old HK flicks would be pretty sweet.
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    raincoaster promoted this comment CrayonSmoothie was starred CrayonSmoothie was unstarred
    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    12/09/09

    @CrayonSmoothie: agreed
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    Image of yourfriendandneighbor yourfriendandneighbor
    12/09/09

    In reply to Tiger Woods Sex-Spank Animator Is Free-Speech Hero for the 21st Century
    his shirt says La Coka. Oh yeah.
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    Image of johnivdaly johnivdaly
    12/09/09

    In reply to Tiger Woods Sex-Spank Animator Is Free-Speech Hero for the 21st Century
    I don't know, Apple Daily is taking some serious liberties here. For example: since a Cadillac Escalade is hard to draw, they animated him having sex in a Honda Odyssey.
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    Image of topsy topsy
    12/09/09

    In reply to The Tiger Woods Saga: A Definitive Timeline
    Once again I have to say, and I think I speak for many (if not most) black women when I say 'Thank you Tiger Woods for not wanting to fuck Black Women!' Tacky white women, come pick him up because he's all yours!
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    Image of afterabe afterabe
    12/09/09

    @topsy: I had to chuckle at that. Tiger got a good taste of what it means not to be white in this society. But I bet it has yet to dawn on him- all this controversy, all this stress. The people who prop you up, are always there to tear you down. I believe we can now say that Tiger Woods has officially become a Black man in America. *snicker*
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    topsy promoted this comment afterabe was starred afterabe was unstarred
    Image of topsy topsy
    12/09/09

    @afterabe: You returned the favour because that made me laugh! Poor Tiger, he went to all the trouble of coming up with Cala-whatever the hell; anything to avoid just plain old negro. Up to a few weeks ago a lot of Asians were insisting that Tiger was more Asian than Black, so maybe they'll have him. Interestingly enough Tiger doesn't fuck Asian; what about dear old Mom? But the women he chooses have no problem screwing a married man so they have that in common with his mother
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    Image of StonedAndDethroned StonedAndDethroned
    12/09/09

    In reply to The Tiger Woods Saga: A Definitive Timeline
    I would die for a Onion op-ed from a black dude about how he also slept with Tiger Woods.
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    Image of intime intime
    12/09/09

    In reply to The Tiger Woods Saga: A Definitive Timeline
    This is taking on the makings of another Princess Diana tragedy. A virginal (or at least more innocent than the chicks he's hanging with) and beautiful young woman marries a wealthy, famous man in a fairytale wedding. They have two children. She is really in love with him and thinks they have a real marriage. Then she finds out that he's seeing another woman, and in this case many women, and that their marriage has been a sham from day one.

    I hope Elin's story ends with a divorce and a happier life ever after instead of a divorce and tragic death some years after.
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    Image of resipsaloquacious resipsaloquacious
    12/09/09

    In reply to The Tiger Woods Saga: A Definitive Timeline
    You'd think these gossip rags would be interested in my three-way with Annika Sorenstam and Karrie Webb, but noooooo.

    Ok, fine, maybe it wasn't much of a threesome. I kind of just hung out, got them drinks from the minibar. Hey, it's the LPGA....
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    Edited by resipsaloquacious at 12/09/09 12:25 PM resipsaloquacious was starred resipsaloquacious was unstarred
    Image of Island of Misfit Toys Island of Misfit Toys
    12/09/09

    In reply to The Tiger Woods Saga: A Definitive Timeline
    But...but I thought Rachel and Tiger were soul mates?

    What amount of money could compensate her for losing Tiger's sweet, sweet lovin'?
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    Image of Poop Cooper Poop Cooper
    12/09/09

    In reply to The Tiger Woods Saga: A Definitive Timeline
    I just realized that Tiger Woods has had sex with more women illegitimately than I ever have or likely will in my entire life.

    Of course, it also cost him $20 million dollars, which is way too much to spend on Ambien and beer, so at least when I break it down for how much money I've paid-per-partner, I'm really coming out ahead.
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    Image of hotpinklovesofa hotpinklovesofa
    12/09/09

    In reply to The Tiger Woods Saga: A Definitive Timeline
    It's barely a scandal when the guy next door cheats on his wife let alone when a rich and powerful man does it. Can we stop pretending this is such a big deal? He's an athlete and he didn't do anything that I believe would hurt his abilities as an athlete nor did he commit a crime. Last I checked cheating on your spouse wasn't illegal, beating the shit out of your girlfriend a la Chris Brown is. I don't condone adultery but I hardly think his or anyone's cheating is really newsworthy. Shit, I didn't give a fuck when Clinton messed around with Monica. Not my husband, not my business and certainly not surprising. I'd be fine but when the real news starts covering this stuff, OK it has been going for a while, but it just bugs me b/c there are so many real newsworthy stories out there and it gets pushed aside for this type of crap. We all know where to go to get more info on this if we want it so why does it have to be covered on the local and national news?

    Random rant.
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    Image of octoberdaisy9 octoberdaisy9
    12/09/09

    @hotpinklovesofa: If he lived in Idaho, it'd be a crime. Adultery is still crime in our lawbooks.
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    hotpinklovesofa approved this comment octoberdaisy9 was starred octoberdaisy9 was unstarred
    Image of Muggs Bigglesworth Muggs Bigglesworth
    12/09/09

    @hotpinklovesofa: You know all that money he made? And all the championships he won? And how epically guarded he was with his private life? And how he's been famous since he was a teenager?

    That's why we care.

    Also," we all know where to go to get more...?"

    Places like Gawker, yes?
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    hotpinklovesofa promoted this comment Muggs Bigglesworth was starred Muggs Bigglesworth was unstarred
    Image of Joe_Welcome Joe_Welcome
    12/09/09

    @hotpinklovesofa: that's a really lengthy post from someone who doesn't care about this story.

    the lewinsky scandal cost clinton the last two years of his second term. it also made him a liability to al gore who couldn't refer to clinton (or years of economic growth) during his campaign.

    and there is a belief that clinton's political weakness kept him from launching a strike against bin laden in 2000.
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    hotpinklovesofa promoted this comment Joe_Welcome was starred Joe_Welcome was unstarred
    Image of hotpinklovesofa hotpinklovesofa
    12/09/09

    @Joe_Welcome: Eh, I said random rant.

    I blame the republicans for Clinton's political weakness. He's not the first nor will he be the last president to fuck around on his wife. The fact that they went after him for something like that and then Bush ge tsoff scott free without being impeached for his real missteps is what sticks out in my mind and I believe will last the test of time. I don't think Clinton's affair is what's going to define him as a president in the history books. I think it will define the partisan politics at the time and just how much more important it was to take him down than to lead this country. I can't feel bad about a guy that's getting a blowjob whille still conducting business on the phone. LOL
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    Image of hotpinklovesofa hotpinklovesofa
    12/09/09

    @octoberdaisy9: Shut the fuck up seriously?
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    Image of hotpinklovesofa hotpinklovesofa
    12/09/09

    @Muggs Bigglesworth: yes, the internets.
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    Image of heywhat heywhat
    12/08/09

    In reply to The Tiger Woods Saga: A Definitive Timeline
    You may need to update the timeline. Several other gossip sites are reporting that he may have an illegitimate child on the way.
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    Image of The Real JR The Real JR
    12/08/09

    In reply to The Tiger Woods Saga: A Definitive Timeline
    This is really a bad day for Cabalasians.
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    Image of OldTowneTavern OldTowneTavern
    12/08/09

    @The Real JR: Really? I think of him more as Asiainblacau.
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    Image of Island of Misfit Toys Island of Misfit Toys
    12/08/09

    In reply to The Tiger Woods Saga: A Definitive Timeline
    Gatorade is cancelling their line of "Tiger Woods Gatorade".

    They say the timing is coincidental.
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    Island of Misfit Toys was starred Island of Misfit Toys was unstarred
    Image of m4ximusprim3 m4ximusprim3
    12/08/09

    @Island of Misfit Toys: Maybe they cancelled his contract on the basis of him giving away "Tiger Woods Juice" to just about anyone in range?
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    Image of El_Gato El_Gato
    12/08/09

    @m4ximusprim3: hahaha, well done.
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    Image of Streeter Streeter
    12/08/09

    @Island of Misfit Toys: and in a not surprising turn, Trojan Condoms have named a new Condom after him, the Tiger Tail. With stripes, of course.
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    m4ximusprim3 promoted this comment Streeter was starred Streeter was unstarred
    Image of m4ximusprim3 m4ximusprim3
    12/08/09

    @Streeter: Do they have the new, 2010 conforming ribs or the old illegal ones?

    #obscuregolfjoke
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/08/09

    In reply to The Tiger Woods Saga: A Definitive Timeline
    Dec. 9: Tiger Woods feels burning sensation while urinating.
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    Image of m4ximusprim3 m4ximusprim3
    12/08/09

    @AzureTexan: More like Dec 9, 1992.
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/08/09

    @m4ximusprim3: At this point, the years just sort of ooze together.
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